Thursday, July 10, 2008

The Perils of News Reporting

That pink thing held in her mouth by the cleave gag? Her panties, of course!

Ah, the perils of reporting the news. Oh, sure, you could get shot up and killed in some foreign war zone. But there's also this sort of thing. Happens all the time. Some snoopy female reporter goes sneaking around a crime world kingpen's place looking for dirt, she gets bagged by a minion, and next thing she knows she's hanging by her heels with her hands tied behind her back and her own panties removed and tied in place in her mouth, while involuntarily displaying a sign discouraging other media types from snooping around, hanging from a prominently displayed buttplug. If I've seen it once, I've seen it a million times.

OK, OK, the truth. This is Paris Hilton's latest way of discouraging the paparazzi. She hired a couple of dozen contortionists to pose like this to scare the photographers away. Needless to say, it didn't work out as planned ... or DID it?

Ok, Ok, Ok, the real truth. This is Wynona, bondage model and contortionist extraordinaire, doing some posing for the House of Gord ( If you want to see more, and believe me, there is plenty more to see, visit the House of Gord by clicking here. They create arrestingly powerful bondage imagery all the time. But for Og's sake, don't go snooping around their headquarters. No telling what will happen.

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