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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Logic Problem


“I dunno, every time we strip naked, tie ourselves up, put on the ring gags and put on the nipple chains, I get this funny feeling …”


Mr. Smith has two naked women he must secure. He has two rings gags, four coils of rope and two nipple chains. What’s the most efficient configuration to ensure that both women are sexually available and yet forced to remain in close proximity? If each woman is approaching orgasm as a speed of V/2+V/3*Ysub2, how long will it take a train in Milwaukee to turn into a giant chicken?”
Image from JasmineSinclair.com .

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