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Friday, May 29, 2009

A Normal Woman


A normal woman would probably also notice that she was bound and gagged.


Image from the Justice League of America comic book series, I think.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Overly Helpful


“I just HAD to tell him an over the mouth gag wouldn’t silence me without packing!”


Image courtesy of some European TV series or film entitled La Vacances de Lamour. It means the available hotel rooms of love, I think.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

It Beats Getting Ink All Over Your Face


“There’s GOT to be an easier way to get a set of lip prints!”


Image courtesy of of some European TV series or other.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Not Yet A Tradition


“I don‘t remember this part of the Japanese tea ceremony.”


Of course, if the people who make hentai had any say in the matter, it WOULD be a part of the tea ceremony. Only the damsel would be naked. And with a vibrator taped inside her.

Image from the late, great fantasy series, Special Unit 2.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Kinky Peelings


“All right, I admit it -- peeling potatoes CAN be kinky … Can I stop now? All of them?" (Sighs.) "I had a feeling that would be the answer.”

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Hide the Nipple


“Now, which nipple is under my hand?”


This image is exactly what it looks like: a free public breast cancer screening for exhibitionist submissives. Proceeds went to the Institute for Sexy Stuff.

This is the other image of a woman’s vagina that I didn’t want to blot out. The sight of her pussy lips really crank up the “exhibitionist’ and “submissive” elements .

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Rethinking Pussy

I’m changing my policy on blotting out images of women’s vaginas in my blog, mainly because a couple of recent posts would have been a lot more powerful if they had had the original image in place, rather than having the vagina blotted out … and I’ve got an upcoming one that is the same.

Specifically “Hard to Reach Spots” is more powerful with the woman’s actual hard to reach spots showing, as in the original, making the point of the joke more powerful graphically. In addition, “Gland Opening” is a LOT more powerful if the actual “Gland Opening” is displayed, saying “Welcome Home” in extremely powerful terms.

Since my site is rated as “adult” anyway, I figure I might as well take full advantage of the opportunities it offers.


To that end, I have updated both images and made them as they should be.

I promise only to use images with the vagina showing where it affects the point of a joke, or contributes to it in some way. I won’t show them just to show them … unless of course I find an image of a really lovely one. Then all bets are off.

Accessorizing


“This is nice, but the Darth Vader costume really needs the big hat and the dark sunglasses as well.”


She felt relieved at first when they put the muzzle gag on her because it meant they were probably planning to only humiliate her by making her get on all fours and bark like a dog while wearing it. Then she saw them coming with the butt-plug tail.

Image from the film, "The Human Quality."

Monday, May 18, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Slavegirl Musings


“Ha! Master didn’t have me lick it clean! What a chump!”

The floor certainly had hard to reach spots, thought Slave Callie. Then she thought back to the days before she became a slave girl … when SHE was the one that had hard-to-reach spots.

Image courtesy of Shadowslaves.com. Fair warning -- they’re a lot farther toward SM than BD in most of their images.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Top Five Signs You’ve Been Watching Movies And TV Shows For Their Bondage Content For Too Long


“Man, if this gag doesn‘t stay on this time, I‘m gonna shoot myself!”

5) You are male and you regularly TIVO soap operas and Lifetime Movie Channel presentations.
4) You are human and your number one most-watched cable channel is The SciFi Channel.
3) When a TV show listing includes the words “kidnapping’ or “hostage” you salivate.
2) You’ve never seen an episode of “Superman” but you can identify Noel Neill AND Phyllis Coates just seeing the top half of their faces.

And the number one sign you’ve been watching movies and TV shows for their bondage content too long is:
Every time you read or hear the words “Of Human Bondage” you grit your teeth, remembering how much that movie disappointed you.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Anti-Bellum


“OK, I’ll play the scene out, but I do NOT think they used nipple clamps on slaves in the pre-Civil War South!”


Image is from Dying God a run of the mill serial killer flick, except of course that nipple clamps are almost unknown in mainstream films.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Unstrapped


“Oh, man! They left off the one strap I really like!”


Image is from Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals a film that got that title after all the OTHER cannibals turned down the chance to appear in it.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Christina Ricci On Display


“You want me to raise my arms even higher Master? Why?”


Gorean Positions:

Display
The slave rises, standing erect with legs a shoulder length apart, the back straight, head high with eyes lowered, raising the arms and bending them at the elbows, entwining the fingers behind the neck for inspection.

Notice that Christina Ricci is posed in the Gorean “display” position (see above) while chained and half naked in the promotional photo for the movie “Black Snake Moan.” Coincidence … or Conspiracy?

Monday, May 11, 2009

Banjo Pickin' Time!



EVERYBODY SING!!!!!!!

“No one’s in the kitchen with Dinah,
And she’s chained up wrist to toe!
No one’s in the kitchen with Dinah,
So she’s playing the old banjo!”

Image courtesy of JasmineSinclair.com.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Too Much Of A Good Thing ...


“I’ve heard of bukkake, but this is RIDICULOUS!”


Image is from something called “ctyrivrazdystacidrahouskup” another jumbled up name I can’t decipher.

Why Save Chuck


“You out there, come in slowly! I’m wearing only my sexy black underwear and I have a gun. YOU’D better have some ropes and a gag!”


Fans of the TV series “Chuck” are rallying to save the series from cancellation. Why should we care? Because hot blond series female lead Yvonne Strahovski keeps winding up in situations like the one pictured above. She even wore a Slave Leia outfit in one episode. We need her … and I guess Chuck as well.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Ultimate Gorean Bondage


She had endured all that Gorean bondage could bring, but now she wanted the most intense bondage of all: Al Gorean bondage!


Image is from a German film or TV show calledBeck-DieLetzteZeugin so that isn‘t really Al Gore menacing the gagged woman … or IS it?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Hippie Dippie Bondage


Him: “Well, lady, I had to smoke a ton of weed to get up the nerve to strip you and chain you up like that, but now you‘re, like, totally in my power. And you know what I‘m gonna do about that? I‘m gonna go, like, eat a box of Oreos and crash.”
Her: “You bastard!”


Image is from the 1981 film Bad Girls not to be confused with more recent films with that title.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

No Longer Wonder-ing


“What do you mean, the girdles all wrong and Wonder Woman never went around in stockings or with her breasts hanging out like that? So what? You‘ve got me tied to the bed! This Wonder Woman is no longer Wonder-ing why guys like you never get laid!”


Image is from a foreign film but I’m not sure of the title because the words are all mashed together in the cutline. Here’s the title as I know it: gradiallombradellenzuolo. Good luck with that..

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

An Over The Mouth for A Cleaver


“Gosh, you look wonderful all bound and gagged like that, Mrs. Cleaver.”
“Why thank you Eddie. I believe Frank will find it quite a surprise.”
“Now I have a surprise for YOU, Mrs. Cleaver. Ever heard of a “butt plug”?”
“Mmmmph!”


Image is from the final season of “Leave It To Beaver” when the powers that be on the show tried desperately to avoid cancellation -- there was this unusually explicit bondage episode, which led Mrs. Cleaver to give birth to good and evil twins in a women's prison hospital after killing Eddie, which made the Beaver so upset that he developed an invisible friend that only he could hear and see, while Beaver’s dad turned out to be an alien from another planet! Ah, they don’t write them like that any more.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Bondage Help Line


“OK, so it’s FIRST the blowjob, THEN the tape gag. Well, that explains a lot. Thanks!”


Bondage Help Line -- don’t let bad bondage happen to you!

Image is of unknown provenance, I think a movie of some sort.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Bound and Blindfolded and Focusing


“And so we see that by taping up the rest of the face, the trainee is able to focus entirely on her nose, thus facilitating the use of the nose-wiggling muscles.”


Image is of unknown provenance, I’m betting a TV show of some kind.

Patients


“What are you here for?” “Chest cold. What are you here for? “Stomach pain.” “I guess this is what happens nowadays when you go to a doctor and you don‘t have health insurance.”


I’m not even sure this one is a joke.

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser TrainingofO.com.