I’m changing my policy on blotting out images of women’s vaginas in my blog, mainly because a couple of recent posts would have been a lot more powerful if they had had the original image in place, rather than having the vagina blotted out … and I’ve got an upcoming one that is the same.
Specifically “Hard to Reach Spots” is more powerful with the woman’s actual hard to reach spots showing, as in the original, making the point of the joke more powerful graphically. In addition, “Gland Opening” is a LOT more powerful if the actual “Gland Opening” is displayed, saying “Welcome Home” in extremely powerful terms.
Since my site is rated as “adult” anyway, I figure I might as well take full advantage of the opportunities it offers.
To that end, I have updated both images and made them as they should be.
I promise only to use images with the vagina showing where it affects the point of a joke, or contributes to it in some way. I won’t show them just to show them … unless of course I find an image of a really lovely one. Then all bets are off.
“This is nice, but the Darth Vader costume really needs the big hat and the dark sunglasses as well.”
She felt relieved at first when they put the muzzle gag on her because it meant they were probably planning to only humiliate her by making her get on all fours and bark like a dog while wearing it. Then she saw them coming with the butt-plug tail.
“Man, if this gag doesn‘t stay on this time, I‘m gonna shoot myself!”
5) You are male and you regularly TIVO soap operas and Lifetime Movie Channel presentations. 4) You are human and your number one most-watched cable channel is The SciFi Channel. 3) When a TV show listing includes the words “kidnapping’ or “hostage” you salivate. 2) You’ve never seen an episode of “Superman” but you can identify Noel Neill AND Phyllis Coates just seeing the top half of their faces.
And the number one sign you’ve been watching movies and TV shows for their bondage content too long is: Every time you read or hear the words “Of Human Bondage” you grit your teeth, remembering how much that movie disappointed you.
“You want me to raise my arms even higher Master? Why?”
Display The slave rises, standing erect with legs a shoulder length apart, the back straight, head high with eyes lowered, raising the arms and bending them at the elbows, entwining the fingers behind the neck for inspection.
Notice that Christina Ricci is posed in the Gorean “display” position (see above) while chained and half naked in the promotional photo for the movie “Black Snake Moan.” Coincidence … or Conspiracy?
Him: “Well, lady, I had to smoke a ton of weed to get up the nerve to strip you and chain you up like that, but now you‘re, like, totally in my power. And you know what I‘m gonna do about that? I‘m gonna go, like, eat a box of Oreos and crash.” Her: “You bastard!”
Image is from the 1981 film Bad Girls not to be confused with more recent films with that title.
“What do you mean, the girdles all wrong and Wonder Woman never went around in stockings or with her breasts hanging out like that? So what? You‘ve got me tied to the bed! This Wonder Woman is no longer Wonder-ing why guys like you never get laid!”
Image is from a foreign film but I’m not sure of the title because the words are all mashed together in the cutline. Here’s the title as I know it: gradiallombradellenzuolo. Good luck with that..
“Gosh, you look wonderful all bound and gagged like that, Mrs. Cleaver.” “Why thank you Eddie. I believe Frank will find it quite a surprise.” “Now I have a surprise for YOU, Mrs. Cleaver. Ever heard of a “butt plug”?” “Mmmmph!”
Image is from the final season of “Leave It To Beaver” when the powers that be on the show tried desperately to avoid cancellation -- there was this unusually explicit bondage episode, which led Mrs. Cleaver to give birth to good and evil twins in a women's prison hospital after killing Eddie, which made the Beaver so upset that he developed an invisible friend that only he could hear and see, while Beaver’s dad turned out to be an alien from another planet! Ah, they don’t write them like that any more.