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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Sandra Bullock: Tied and Fucked, or ... Cloned?


Oh noes! America's sweetheart, naked and tied with a condom on her hip! (Inset: publicity photo of Sandra Bullock.) Image source: Sex and Submission.com.

We may have come closer to solving a puzzle that has been plaguing mankind since 2005, when I demonstrated conclusively that Sandra Bullock must have traveled in time to pose as a model for the cover of John Norman's novel "Slavegirl of Gor" back in 1977. Since Bullock was only 13 years old at that time and the painting that graced the cover was of a fully mature Sandra Bullock, there HAD to have been time travel ... or DID there?


If you ever wondered what Sandra Bullock would look like naked, tied hand and foot, and being fucked doggie style, well take a look. It would probably look a lot like this. (Inset: publicity photo of Sandra Bullock.) Image source: Sex and Submission.com.

Now my theory has not made much headway in mainstream media, primarily I suspect because they have never heard of it. And even if they did, they'd just get out their money, guns, lawyers, logic and rationality and pooh-pooh my theory, despite its superficial logicality.

But suppose we throw a little something EXTRA into the mix: the notion that Sandra Bullock has a celebrity clone, i.e., the model/actress Allika from Kink.com, created by the sort of mad scientists who go around cloning people. Allika looks VERY MUCH like Sandra Bullock, being a clone and all ... suppose SHE was the one traveled in time and modeled for the cover of Slavegirls of Gor? It makes MORE sense ... the same mad scientists who create clones can make time machines, after all, it's mad science, people!

The only other explanation is that I've made a fanciful connection between Sandra Bullock and Allika based on a few photos in which they are vaguely similar-looking, and ALSO that I made a fanciful connection between a painting on the cover of a Gor novel and Sandra Bullock's face, and I ask you, gentle readers ... what are the odds? WHAT. ARE. THE. ODDS?


Ever wondered what Sandra Bullock would look like naked, tied and giving a blowjob? Who hasn't? (Inset: publicity photo of Sandra Bullock.) Image source: Sex and Submission.com.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it must be a future Sandra Bullock who traveled to the past -- i.e., she has not done it yet. How else to explain the tattoos? (And boobs.)

Pat Powers said...

Well we certainly can't discount that possibility, because BWAHAHAHAHA! However, the artist may have chosen not to paint in her tattoos and painted her boobs small ...

no, that makes no sense. We'll go with the future Sandra Bullock scenario.