It's the only way to keep your fingertips moist and shiny! Image source: Dunham, the Intertubes, her clone, FTVgirls.com.
Is that Lena Dunham, winner of the Writer Lottery, with her finger in another woman's pussy? Perhaps an out-take from the new season of her HBO series Girls? Well, sure looks like it ... granted, she's dyed her hair blonde and put in blue contact lenses in a pathetic attempt to fool us, but we know it's her. Some would say it's her celebrity clone, Danielle of the FTV girls. Granted, they look very different from one another in other photos, but I'm pretty sure all those other photos are doctored by the Non-Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy, concealing the fact that Danielle is Dunham's clone. It only takes one kinda/sort similar photo to tell ME what's going on ... it's the same way I know aliens from planet Zoltran are stealing Earth's washing machines.
Don't take my word for it ... just look at the evidence!
Proof positive! Of something or other!