"Ok, I'm naked and tied to a cross with mousetraps on my nipples, a double-dildo Sybian working at me, and being whipped at the same time, but hey, beats doing the dishes!" Image source: Hogtied.com.
Being sophisticated and all, I know that many, many of the women who enjoy playing slave girls are in real life, mothers. Just like a lot of us ferocious doms who spank 'em and tie 'em up and fuck them senseless are dads. So I will take this opportunity to express my love and respect for women and especially all the mothers out there, because god knows the lot of you deserve it, and more. Happy Mothers' Day!