"All right! Very good! Now bring out the tap-dancing chickens and the flaming wiener dogs!" Image source: Training of O. com.
Training of O.com is proud to announce the invention of a new sex act, the Double Reverse Frobbish Nubbin-ride. To do it properly requires six to 12 naked slave girls, two to four vibrators, a calliope, a complete set of the Encyclopedia Britannica, and a choreographer. Supposedly the orgasms are tremendous, if only from the relief of not having to perform the sex act any more. Word is that the Guinness Book of World Records is looking into it to determine if this is indeed, the most needlessly complicated sex act ever. We'll keep you posted!