Karg -- 99 Cents Buys You the Best Adult B-movie Ever!

 My attempt to write a kinky adult B-movie in novel form and do it RIGHT goldarnit is on sale for 75 percent off as part of Smashwords' Yuletied sale! It's full of adventure and sexuals bondage and sex slavery and rape and, well, more sexual bondage, rape and sex slavery, as a female astronaut from an advanced society is marooned on long-lost Earth colony that has devolved into savagery. Click here or on the pic to hie the hence to Smashwords.

The Jinkie Jenkins Adventures Are Now Half Off On Smashwords' Yuletide Sale

"The Jinkie Jenkins Adventures, the collected stories of Jinkie Jenkins, new reporter for the Interstellar Inquirer, normally sell for $5.99 but as part of the Smashwords Yuletide sale, are now on sale for just $2.99, a big, spanking 50 percent off. And who doesn't like a big spanking? Click on the pic or click here to be whisked to Smashwords!

Why I'm Offering Everyone A Happy Yuletide Greeting!

Happy Yuletide, everybody! 

I'm writing this post because I detest Smashwords' term for annual holiday sale, "The End Of Year Sale." Really, they call it that, here's their generic sale ad:

My problem with "The End of Year Sale" is that it is an absolutely bloodless, corporate phrase. I understand why its use appeals to Draft to Digital, the organization that owns Smashwords: it doesn't exclude anybody, or make anyone feel excluded. If you call it just a "Christmas Sale" you exclude people who celebrate Channukah, Kwanzaa and whatever else is out there. And you shouldn't make people feel excluded at Christmastime, that's contrary to the very spirit of Christmas.

At the same time, I've been an atheist for all of my adult life, and believe me, my adult life has been very adult, except for my inability to take anything seriously. And I've never felt excluded at Christmastime. Love the festiveness, the gift-giving and getting, and the generally fun aspects of it. I take it as the pagan festival it originated as. It was an old Norse celebration that the Christians jumped, kidnaped, tortured and brainwashed until it became the Christian holiday they wanted it to be. They even stamped the name "Christ" all over it to hide its pagan nature. "Celebrating the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ." Snort. Riiiight. We all know what you did, Christians.

That's why organizations and people who don't want to exclude others should go with "Yule" and "Yuletide" to describe our generic winter celebration. Now I know the Christians have gotten their greasy little fingers all over "Yule" and "Yuletide" because that's who and what they are. But I don't think they've quite managed to smother the fucking life out of the Yule yet. I think its pagan heart is stil beating under all that Christmas-flavored pap. Yuletide means wreaths and holiday cards and blazing fires of the fun kind, and general winter-flavored fun. It's not Christmas. It's not Christian. It's its own thing, thank goodness.

And most of all, "Yuletide" is not soul-less corporate ghoulspeak like "End of Year Sale" clearly is, with all of the wonderful festive social joy between people extracted, leaving only the bare bones of capitalism and consumerism in place.

That's why I'm calling the Smashwords End-of-Year sale a Yuletide Sale. So much more festive!  

I would encourage anybody who wants to extend festive winter holiday greetings to everyone: Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Kwanzaans, whatever, to just say "Happy Yuletide!" Let eveyone in, including the pagans who really started the whole Yuletide thing!

Of course, some will try to continue making the Yuletide a corporate money making operation, and I will be keeping a record of those people and organizations who do that. I will call it my Yule log. 

My Wonder Woman Parody Novel Now Available for 75 Percent Off!

 

Click on the pic or click here to be whisked to Smashwords and pay $1.49 for a 100,000-word novel that normally costs $5.99!

This 100,000 word long Wonder Woman parody also has fun with alternate versions of Superman (Beyonderman) and Batman (Bearcatman) as the League of Goody Two Shoes battles the Secret World Oligarchy (the villains in my parody are more real than the villains in the work I'm parodying, which is very satirical indeed!) to create a world of goodness and niceness rather than a world of endless morally bankrupt moneygrubbing by the rich and powerful.

In Bondor Woman's case, the battle is waged in the arena of bondage and dominance sex slavery, with captured villains sent to Transformational Island, Bondor Woman's secret prison where female criminals are transformed into decent persons through a program of bondage and loving dominance and authority via bondage games. (This is where my ability to parody is weakened by the fact that the original Golden Age comic had Reformation Island which had the exact same techniques for reforming prisoners.)

Meanwhile, evil villains seek to get Bondor Woman in situations like this:

My parody goes places the Golden Age comics dared not go! Of course.
 

Check out da blurb for a a much more detailed description of the goings-on in this 100,000+ word novel:

The stuff of sweaty lesbian bondage fantasies made it into the pages of the 1940s Wonder Woman comic books, and with the release of the Wonder Woman movie in 2017, it's about time somebody had some FUN with it! Dateline: Hollywood Location: June "The Adventures of Bondor Woman" by Pat Powers is a 100,000 word epic erotic parody that rips the lid off the kinky goings-on at Transformation Island, a morally and legally dubious legacy of a certain Golden Age superheroine we shall call only "W." In Golden Age "W" comics, "W" takes certain select female prisoners to be reformed of their criminal ways to a remote island, where they are forced to wear "Venus Girdles" that look like chastity belts, which magically compel the wearers to respond positively to the loving authority of large, muscular Amazons who wear drum majorette outfits. The Amazons reform the prisoners by keeping them in chains and forcing them to play bondage games with one another. Under this regimen, the prisoners soon grew to love their chains and collars, not to mention their very fit and sexy Amazon guards. It was pretty kinky for a 1940s comic book. It sounds more like the basis for an erotic superhero parody, which is why I wrote "The Adventures of Bondor Woman." Bondor Woman is a DIFFERENT superheroine who runs the Transformational Institute in Bagooly-Nooly. There criminals are reformed by being forced to wear love girdles of an, um … slightly different design … and are trained by Transformers, men and women who are expert at bringing the loving authority goodness to their naked and chained charges. Bondor Woman is also a member of the League of Goody Two-Shoes, a society of superhumans and metahumans led by her and her friends Beyonderman (a superhuman alien from Crapton) and Bearcatman, an ordinary human with the greatest superpower of all … billions of dollars. When the League busts some supervillains bent on destroying a solar power array, Bondor Woman picks several of the women and spirits them away to the Tranformational Institute before the cops arrive with their pesky requirements for legal arrests and legal extraditions and so forth. We follow one of the villainesses, the Panther Person, as she goes through the Transformational Institute process and becomes Slinky the Catwoman. We spare no detail in describing how she is transformed from an extremely grouchy cat woman into a very happy cat woman, through the use of loving authority, chains, gags, nipple bells (her nipples are her super weakness) and a far deeper understanding of her nature than she herself possesses. When Bearcatman suspects that Bondor Woman might not be the goddess of goodness and consensual sex slavery that she SEEMS to be, he investigates ... and gets much more than he bargained for, in the form of his very own slavegirl, mirya. Meanwhile the Secret World Oligarchy has hired the Evil Planning Committee, a group of criminal masterminds, to discover a weakness in Bondor Woman, who, being a goddess, is just a tad overpowered for their evil tastes. Will they discover a weakness in a goddess? Will the Panther Person be transformed into a force for good in the world by the Transformational Institute? Will Bearcatman wind up with his very own slave girl? Sound like you've got some reading to do! This book is a standalone, but if you're interested in learning more, the story of the discovery of the All-Mother religion is told in “Treasure of Bagooly-Nooly” and the origin of Bondor Woman is told in “Adventures of the Ooga-Wooga Kid." Both books are available on Smashwords.

Prison Bitch 2: Club Rape Is Now On Sale For $1.99!

 

Forced to sunbathe on a beautiful afternoon against her will! Master was such a fiend! (Civitai cutie placed here to keep things algorithmically sane.)

My novel "Prison Bitch 2: Club Rape" is now on sale at 50% off its regular price of $3.99. Click here or on the pic to be whisked to Smashwords to obtain a sample! It's one of my most popular works, probably it goes on at great lengths and in great deal about all the sexual bondage rape Kim Halstead and the other prisoners must endure at Brookhaven Maximum Security Prison for Women, including all the ways they get tied up, all the ways they are raped, and all the things they are forced to do, in explicit detail. Also, there's a plot! And characterization! But fear not, we don't let that get in the way of all the sex!

Translation Issue

 

A Civitai cutie to keep Google happy.

It had sounded so sexy when Master had called it "the orgasmè sans dignitè." Now that he was doing it, she understood that it meant "orgasm without dignity" and that warmed her heart. Master understood her humiliation fetish so well!  

Image source: Kink.com video 29526, "Pale Big Breasted Brunette Gets Anal Cherry Taken" starring Belle Noire (sans dignity).

What a sweater can conceal!

She tried to pretend she was an office slave, but deep in her breasts she knew she was a hucow.

Image source: This pic has been ALL OVER the Interwebs, so I wasn't able to pin down the site it originated on, but I was able to get a name for the model: her nom de porn is Aloe Goddess. She also is known as Kristy Smith but so are several other adult models, so using her AKA for search can be confusing.