One Simple Trick!

It's standard advice for screenwriters everywhere: "Show don't tell!" Yet Rom-com screenwriters just can't manage to follow it when it comes to meet cutes. The heroine just can't bring herself to tell the hero that she's attracted to him and he's far too stupid to catch her more subtle signs. But just by stripping off her clothes and adopting this simple pose, she'll be able to let the hero, no matter how stupid and obtuse they are (and most of them are really stupid and obtuse) that she is open to his advances at a very basic and fundamental level. The heroine doesn't have to speak her feelings, she can let her body do the talking. Yet you never see this in rom-coms anywhere. Baffling!

Image source: Taissia Shanti in "Special Yoga With Sister Taissia" on VirtualTaboo.com. (For those wondering, this position is called the 'viennese oyster.')

Top Ten Signs You've Been Roofied...

Number One: You wake up on your barstool like this!

Image source: This pic is about ten years old and EVERYONE has been using it and NO ONE has provided attribution. There are names in various posts for the woman tied to the chair but they vary a lot. Sing out in the comments if you have any idea...

Fresh Catch!

Once you've caught the slavegirl, getting the hook out can be the hardest part.

Image source: Kink.com shoot 34116, "True Bondage Whore Takes the Pain" starring Princess Donna Delores (unhooking) and Wenona (being unhooked) and Tommy Pistol (doing God knows what to Wenona from the other side).

Be careful what you wish for...

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Ah, The Fifties...

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Promo Ads for the Prison Bitch Trilogy: Civitai AI Art for the win!

 Some of my fave promo ads dring the Smashwords Summer Sale in July:

     Love the totally fucked-out expression on the woman's face. You can almost hear her gasping  for air in the aftermath of orgasm. So I went with it in my headline. 

Nice bondage/maledom/femsub image. I decided that my caption should work with one of the subconscious appeals for subs.

The caption really made this one for me. Hopefully would attract sub readers.

One of the most wholesome, if not the most wholesome, images in my campaign. But the text, whole different story. "Polish your pearl on a beautiful summer day" is probably just a little on the nose for some people, but I never got a bit of pushback on it. Works for me!

This promo, however, got me banned from Facebook for a month. I thought it was safe, but if you look real close at the woman's crotch (and clearly, someone did) you can see what appears to be the outer edges of her outer labia outside the chastity belt she wears. I didn't look that closely before I posted. My mistake. I had figured a chastity belt would cover up all the pussy, but I forgot that AI art does not necessarily follow the rules of human anatomy strictly. And believe me, I have many NSFL images that demonstrate that all too grossly. My mistake.

Civitai allowed me to create some really beautiful AI imagery along with all the abominations. It really made the promos work!

And that's the end of the show for today.

Bangkok Is Not Just A City In Thailand

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