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The Perils of Deleted Scenes from the Land of the Yik Yaks

 
Now, THAT'S bondage porn. Except, it's not. It's a vidcap from the R-rated mainstream film "Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yaks."

So, every so often I try to clean up this blog a bit, mostly by replacing images lost in the Great Tumblr Disaster. In this instance, it was an image from the Perils of Gwendoline involving an old man getting a blowjob from a naked Asian woman as he helps Gwendoline find her father in mythical Asia. He's in  bordello, Gwendoline tracked him there, and well, this is the sort of thing you might see in a mythical Asian bordello. Especially one set in  movie based on an old bondage comic series, aka "The Perils of Gwendoline."

ANYWAY, I looked for a vidcap of the scene all over the Internet without success. Google is generally very good at finding images from mainstream films, even if they are porny. I mean, I was able to pull up an image of a bunch of slavegirls in chains standing underneath some fish racks from the 2011 movie "Conan the Barbarian" that were publicity stills for a scene that was cut from the movie, hence the stills did not get much use. But Google found them. Here's the proof.

But I could not find any links to images of this blowjob that I distinctly remember from Perils of Gwendoline (henceforth referred to as POG). I couldn't even find any text descriptions of the scene. "Perils of Gwendoline blowjob" pulled up some results, but nothing about the scene.

So I got Gemini, Chrome's AI element, involved. Gemini couldn't find the scene either, what's more, Gemini insisted that the scene did not exist. Gemini thought I had hallucinated the scene, or that I had conflated the blowjob with a blowjob scene from the Bob Guccione movie Caligula. I was sure I had not, mostly because I never watched Caligula. I TRIED to watch Caligula a couple of times but it was so awful I always quit.

But I have worked enough with Gemini to know it hallucinates a LOT and can't be trusted. So I was not convinced. Except I could not find any reference to the scene online.

Finally, I asked myself why I was so sure the scene existed, why I had such a clear memory of it. And it occurred to me that it could be that I had written a review of the movie. And I checked the archives of my computer and what do you know, I fould the review... and a vidcap of the scene in question, along with a text description of the scene. Here's the vidcap. It was recorded decades ago on VHS tape, and then it was copied to a DVD, and I got the vidcap from the DVD, so it's not top quality, but it's good enough to prove the scene exists:

Here's the scene, exactly as I remembered.

Here's my description of the scene:

"Gwen and Beth explain their quest to Willard, who says he knows just the guy who can tell him where the land of the Yik-Yaks is, leading to one of the best scenes in dirty-movie history. Off they go to another opium den. In one of its chambers the find a scrawny old guy lying on some pillows. Lying on his lap is a naked young girl who is sucking his cock (we never see the cock being sucked but the head-bobbing gives it away).

"The old man knew Gwen's father and tells him where he headed to find the land of the Yik-Yaks. Gwen and Beth interrogate him intensely, and at no time during the interrogation does the naked young girl stop sucking his cock. This is pure genius. It beautifully establishes that Gwen and Beth are in a very different culture from England's now.

"This is a also a great scene because of what it implies about the cock-sucking girl. She is one who needs no introduction -- when strange people come into a room, it's not for her to cover her nakedness or stop what she's doing -- there's an old white guy who needs his cock sucked, dammit, and she's on the job!

"It's also possible to think about this scene in terms of dominance and submission. She is a submissive. As such, her attention is totally directed toward men's cocks. She is not one whom you would introduce to others -- her role is to serve, naked, with her mouth. If ordered to go she would go. If ordered to suck Willard's cock or eat Gwen's pussy, she would do so, because she was ordered to.

"All in all, a very nice scene, one of those surprisingly brilliant touches that sometimes lights up a B-movie."

Quote over. There are also reaction shots in the scene as Gwendoline and her friend watch the blowjob. They'd clearly rather leave but they have to have that info!

So I confronted Gemini with my proof... didn't show the vidcap or the text, Gemini just took me at my word. Refreshing! And it did another thing AI are prone to do: it immediately decided my vidcap was a rare gem, a raunchy seem that had been edited into Perils of Gwendoline to make it raunchier, even though there's PLENTY of raunch in the movie. Gemini is certain there is a group of avid collectors of missing scenes from movies who would be just SLAVERING to get their hands on a video with this scene in it. My fortune is made!

I don't believe Gemini here. I think it much more likely that it's a scene that was filmed for the movie that was later cut from it, much like the fish rack scene from Conan. And then re-inserted into the movie in whatever version of the movie I made my VHS tape from, almost certainly grabbed from a late-night cable channel show. Things were really raunchy in the 80s and 90s. But I doubt it's some rare, ginned-up special edition version with the scene shot especially to be grafted into the movie by God knows who. 

So, what do you think? Have I found a rarity? Or is Gemini just blowing smoke up my ass, as it likes to do? I find the idea of avid collectors of off-brand scenes from movies like Perils of Gwendoline somewhat farfetched. I suspect Gemini has hallucinated their existence. But... I could be wrong.

Editors note: I have since discovered (but not through Google search) that the scene was included in an uncut version that was released in the US, though other versions of the movie released in the US had the scene cut. Just as I thought. Gemini is WRONG again.

Wisdom of the Ages

"Spread 'em and they will cum," a wise philosopher had once said. Well, she was about as spread as a woman could be. She should be very popular, very soon.

Image source: Kink.com video 103588, "Devious Devices: Top 5 Movies Directed by Claire Adams." Starring Claire Adams and Cassandra Nix. Pictured: Cassandra Nix. Part of Claire's hand is visible on one side of the vidcap.

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