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It's not a blaze of glory, folks.

Image sources: these are vidcaps from a very old video of a scene from the soap opera "One Life To Live" that I found on Youtube. These are two cheerleaders in cheerleader uniforms tied to poles and gagged with piles of stuff around them in flames, shortly to be them in flames.

After their disastrous 0 for 16 season, Detroit Lions management figured out that the only way to end their misfortunes was with a sign of great contrition to the gods of football fate -- cheerleader human sacrifice! (Of course, this was the kind of thinking that got them to a 0 for 16 season in the first place.)

Seriously, check out the tape gag on the cheerleader. The image is from a soap opera called "One Life to Live" and involves two cheerleaders bound and gagged in a burning building. The important thing is ... that's a wraparound tape gag, look how it goes all the way to the nape of the cheerleader's neck.

Now that's a full wraparound gag.

Happy New Year to all and our condolences to Detroit Lions fans!