Models ... now with handles! Image source: The London Evening Standard.
Graduates of the London College of Fashion held a fashion show called "The Shape of Things To Come" and it was the usual frippery blah-blah. My flying monkeys found this particular image to be worthy because the writers, clueless as usual, described it as a bondage harness. I'm running it because it cracks me up.
Clearly it is a harness of some sort, but BONDAGE? I can easily think of three more logical uses for it:
1) Papoose bondage. Squaw in bondage. Squaw have papoose as a result of sexual bondage. Now squaw AND papoose in bondage!
2) It's a safety device for blonde models. Should they have a "blonde moment" and closely approach something they should not, such as a pit full of alligators or a floor-mounted wood chipper, you can use the handy rear handles to pull them to safety.
3) It's a harness designed for kite jumping. The wearer just standing around wearing the harness until hooked to a kite through the handy handles at rear, and jumps into the air to land they know not where.
