Witless on Lothar: Beyond Witless!

Meet your new boss, Anne. And be afraid. Be very afraid.

Hilarity Clanton, former First Person of the United States, is Anne Coaltar's old enemy -- and now she is First Girl in the slave kennel in which Coaltar finds herself. Fortuanately ... well, there's nothing fortunate going on for Anne here. Hilarity explains what is going on, butAnne just doesn’t believe her.

Image: a Second Life avatar tricked out to look like what imagine Hilarity Clanton would look like if she were young and sexy and had a huge rack and a great butt.

Witless on Lothar: Even Witlesser!

“”Oh, my god, is that a milking stool? No! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!”

Image Source: Second Life avatar and cowlike ruminant. That weird stuff on the Anne Coaltar avatar is what they used to call "system hair" in the early days of Second Life. Possibly the worst hair ever. I think the "cow's" horns are made from the same stuff. We've come a long way, baby!

When last we saw Anne Coaltar, she was apparently doomed to a fate worse than death, with it’s fast and bulbous head approaching her helplessly proferred hindquarters. Well, if you've read Pat Powers' stuff before, you'll know that fates worse than death are commonplace with him. But ... is there a fate worse than a fate worse than death? That's the sort of question that people who have a lot of time on their hands and no actual problems can really get into!

Witless on Lothar: The Embarrassiation Continues!

“Hello out there! Room service! Concierge! … Oh, some demorat is going to pay for this!”

Has Anne Coaltar survived death in Chapter 1? The fact that there's a Chapter 2 should be a bit of a clue on that issue. What further perils will Anne face? Was it just one hell of a party, or is something else going on? Read Chapter 2 of the Epic Cycle Saga Series and discover just how horrifying drinking water can be!

Image: artwork I created myself with a few tools provided by Second Life.

Witless on Lothar Embiggens The Web

“Well, there’s something you don’t see every day at a Renfair …”

I’ve finally gotten sick of writing about how a sword and sandal movie should be done, so I’ve decided to write my own. Granted, John Norman has probably done it better than I ever will, but I have something he doesn’t -- a completely shameless willingness to commit parody.

Hence, the first chapter of Witless on Lothar, the first book in the Lotharionian Epic Cycle Saga Series is approporiate called "The Beginningnation" and deals with what happens when Ann Coaltar wakes up naked and chained to a rock after what was apparently one hell of a party, and meets up with two Renfair types.

Image: Bondagerotica sponsor Sex and Submission, of course.