Lindsay Lohan lookin' good ... and lookin' captured.
I don't really follow celebrities much, but while engaged in other activities I ran across this image of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini and one of those monitoring devices they fasten on the ankles of drunk and drugged miscreants to ensure they are in their homes. Generally if they are not in their homes, they are carted off to jail where they don't need to be monitored because they're in cages.
That image really has my bondar (bondage radar) pinging.
I think it's a combination of things, not just the ankle cuff, because I've seen pictures of, say, Paris Hilton being hauled into a jailhouse and they haven't produced so much as a peep on my bondar.
Obviously the skimpy bikini and the really fine body inside it are a big part of my response. If Paris Hilton has been hauled into a jailhouse in a bikini, that might have had by bondar pinging too, though to my mind Lohan has a far superior figure to Hilton.
But the thing that really sets off the image is Lohan's carefree pose and the fact that instead of trying to hide the ankle cuff as most would, she's actually displaying it. She's presenting herself as a captive.
It's a sort of come-on ... come to Lindsay's house, she's cuffed there and helpless and barely dressed and waiting for you. The image has a vaguely Gorean feel to it, of the naked slavegirl chained helplessly to a block in the town square with a bowl beside her, free for the taking by anyone with a coin to toss in her master's bowl, piteously begging passers-by to use her.
Oh, she's got the sunglasses on, party stuff in her hand, she's TRYING to look cool, but that ankle cuff belies it all. She's as chained down as that slavegirl in the market. She put that bikini on and those fuck me shoes on for a reason. It's visual begging for sex. She needs the party to come to her, just like the slavegirl in the market.
The electronic ankle cuff gives the image a nice modern feel. An excellent update of an old bondage them. Way to go, Lindsay!
