A Normal Woman

A normal woman would probably also notice that she was bound and gagged.

Image from the Justice League of America comic book series, I think.

An Over The Mouth for A Cleaver

“Gosh, you look wonderful all bound and gagged like that, Mrs. Cleaver.”
“Why thank you Eddie. I believe Frank will find it quite a surprise.”
“Now I have a surprise for YOU, Mrs. Cleaver. Ever heard of a “butt plug”?”
“Mmmmph!”

Image is from the final season of “Leave It To Beaver” when the powers that be on the show tried desperately to avoid cancellation -- there was this unusually explicit bondage episode, which led Mrs. Cleaver to give birth to good and evil twins in a women's prison hospital after killing Eddie, which made the Beaver so upset that he developed an invisible friend that only he could hear and see, while Beaver’s dad turned out to be an alien from another planet! Ah, they don’t write them like that any more.

Fashion Forward

“I told you that I’d have you gagged if you said I was gay one more time. I’m not gay! This is what metrosexual evil overlords wear! And my cheeks and lips are just naturally red! And I have naturally long eyelashes! And women make poor henchmen! Look at my Super Death Ray! Is that gay? If I was gay do you think I’d want to destroy New York with all its great gay bars?”

Image from “The Purple Monster Strikes,” which is SO not gay!

Spring Cleaning

“What do you mean, ‘wet paint’?”
It’s spring, and as we head into the shed and haul out last year’s lawn furniture, it’s not at all unusual to find stuff we’d left on the lawn and forgotten about.

Image: Vidcap from “The Unit” TV series.

Samurai Gun Fun

I found the vidclip this vidcap is from on Youtube recently. Check it out fast, before some asshole jerk reports it for something or other. There are a LOT of related videos. Just click on the pic to see the vid. The vid is dubbed in German, which adds a whole new layer of weird to it.