Legend of the Stuck

“I’m not kidding -- if you can figure out a way to get me out of this thing, you can take me right here and now. I haven’t been able to pee in three days!”

Image: vidcap from "Denna" an episode of the “Legend of the Seeker” TV series. A lot of the female characters paraded around in these ridiculously tight leather suits for some reason or other.

Legend of the Seeker Gets Bondage-licious

Well, that’s one way to store a hot blond.

Sure, you are looking at a picture of a half-naked blond suspended by her wrists. But do you know what movie or TV show it’s from? Well, you probably do if you read the title of this article. Fact is, Legend of the Seeker has had bondage scenes in its last three episodes and will have a bondage scene in this week’s upcoming episode. And there’s yet ANOTHER scene in a further upcoming episode.

Furthermore, the bondage is incredibly varied. Not one scene is like any other. And the recent “Conversion” episode had a very lengthy bondage scene featuring one damsel tightly bound with straps and two damsels chained arms overhead.

(And sorry about not updating yesterday. I had some kind of virus and all I could do was stay in bed and feel miserable, so I did that. Feeling much better now.)

It’s Low Fantasy Time On “Legend of the Seeker”

Surely there’s an easier way to get knockers on a door.
Legend of The Seeker is starting to pop with the bondage imagery, after a long dry spell. The episode “Revenant” had a brief cuff scene, the episode Hartland had a mammalicious babe in a cleavage-baring outfit chained to a rock (not a long scene, but still …) and an upcoming episode has this bit of strappy bondage.

Ah, Sword and Sorcery. It may start out high fantasy, but it gets to the low fantasies sooner or later. (Leer.)

Image: promo vidcap from The Legend of the Seeker TV show website.

Secrets of the Legend of the Seeker/Magicians

The lesson of this image is: don't count your hot chicks before they hatch.

Here's an image from "Secrets of the Magician's Revealed," a show which gives away the tricks magicians use to entertain us. The image is from a show that aired this Monday.

Seen above is a trick in which a hot magician's assistant is made to appear and disappear from an iron cage. Or maybe it's disappear and appear. I don't really care. What I like is how much the iron cage remembles the cages yo usee in commercial bondage films. Looks like magicians are getting their freak on again. Huzzah!

In other news ...

The sword and sandal/sorcery rush I referred to earlier has its first manifestation this very weekend: the premiere of a new sword and sorcery TV series "Legend of the Seeker," based on the "Sword of Truth" novels by Terry Goodkind.

Sam Raimi, whose production company produced "Xena" and "Hercules" back in the 90s is the producer of "Legend of the Seeker," so it has excellent chances of being a quality sword and sorcery series. ABC/Disney has cleared the series for syndication in 95 percent of US markets.

Will there be hot damsels in distress? Sexy slavegirls? Probably not, this is a Disney production. Maybe tepid damsels in distress AT the very least, there'll be some nice fantasy adventure programming.

The series is syndicated so check your local listings. It premieres November 1st or 2nd, depending. I understand it will be on WGN World, so if your cable channel gets the WGN superstation, I'd say you have a good shot at it.

Here's the story from a so-called mainstream source.