The Legal Perspective vs. The Slavegirl Perspective

As a lawyer, she was against being disbarred, but as a slavegirl in bondage, being disbarred was starting to look good.

Image source: Kink.com video 35037, "Big Tit Milf In Extreme Bondage," starring Carissa Montgomery (pictured) and The Pope (not pictured).

If the Cage Fits...

"OK, guys, I think Bobbi's been in the cage a little TOO long..."

Image source: Kink.com shoot 4382 "If The Shoe Fits" starring perhaps the most beautiful woman in porn, Bobbi Starr, and Cyd Black (that's his hand on the right).

Recrimination

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Straightjacket Supermodel Video

Now THIS is a hot music video! Click on the image to see the video. 
Image source: Straightjacket Supermodel vidclip.
Found a video called "Straightjacket Supermodel" on Youtube, by a group called "Eve To Adam." It's got a racy scene with a latex-clad (I think it's latex, I don't have any fabric fetishes, so they are kinda all alike to me) dominatrix uncaging a ballgagged babe in lingerie and leading her around on a leash. Not THAT a big a deal, except I also like the music, it's nice growly rock with a hard metal influence, I found it quite listenable. Don't know if I can dance to it, but I can DEFINITELY watch ballgagged, collared babes being led around on leashes to it. (Warning: there is NOT a happy ending for the ballgagged blonde, an axe is involved, but it's all very cartoonish and affected, so not all that grueling.) Check the video out and see what you think.

Of course, with a group named "Eve To Adam" you have to suspect that there might be some gender-bending going on in the video. Stands to reason. So I checked this video out hard. And this is the most incriminating vidcap I could find. Nice sized chin. Nice bicep. Brown hair under the blond, is the dye job growing out or is that a wig? Nothing that seems all that determinative, really, so my conclusion is, don't know, don't care. But a fun game to play, nonetheless.

Getting Joyful With the Bondage

Reading Gor novels is fundamental ... if you're a slavegirl.Image source: The Joy of Bondage blog.
Having indulged in a little self-promotion by celebrating my millionth visitor, it seems only fitting to promote someone else's blog, and besides, it's a fun blog, "The Joy of Bondage." The blog skillfully conveys the pleasures of bondage. It consists mostly of photos, I suspect taken by blog author Andrew Conway, with some tasty commentary, including some nice bits from the Gor novels (especially nice is one photo, showing a naked slavegirl in a cage reading a copy of Kajira of Gor). The blog has only been up since November 2012, but it's worth checking out, so ... check it out!

Time to Get Writing For Kink.com's Script Contest

Everybody knows the most important part of any script is the hook!" Image source: Sex and Submission.com.
Who hasn't had the experience of watching a porn video and thinking, "Hell, I could do better than that! They should hire ME to do write their scripts!" Well, kink.com is giving you a chance to put your words where your mouth is: they're holding a scrpt writing contest for November, whose top prize will be $2000 and a free tour of their Armory site. There's an ad for the contest to the right of the blog, or you can just follow this link.

Other scripts may be used as well, with full credit for the writer.

I of course am thinking of writing a script or two for them, my ideas are still nebulous but I'm thinking of something along these lines:

SLAVE OF LOTHAR: SCENE I

(Opening shot: a crude iron and wood cage. A woman, Shana, is locked in it, she wears a heavy iron collar around her neck, and shackles on her wrists and ankles, and nothing else. The room around her has a primitive look to it.

SHANA: (in a rich, entitled, snobbish but slightly frightened voice): "Hello! Hello out there! I need help here, I'm locked in this cage and can't get out!"

A woman dressed in barbaric finery: brass ornaments and chains, walks up to the caged woman and kneels to peer into the cage. She wears a collar, shackles and cuffs like the woman in the cage, but her barbaric finery and the way she carries herself suggest that she is a dom. Her barbaric finery does nothing to cover her breasts, ass or vagina, it accentuates but does not in any way conceal her beauty. Her name is HONEYLIPS.

HONEYLIPS: Silence, slave!" she hissed, glaring at Shana.

SHANA: I am not a slave, I'm a graduate student!" Shana replied, "in Obscure Studies. Now let me out of this cage! (with petulant anger) "This is way past being funny."

HONEYLIPS gazes thoughtfully at SHANA, then smiles an evil smile. "Of course I will let you out. What was I thinking?" She takes out a key and opens the gate, gesturing for SHANA to exit.

SHANA: That's better!" she said. "My father is one the richest investment bankers in the world," she said as she crawled out, "he could buy six thousand women like you and ... GAAAAAH!"

HONEYLIPS leaps on SHANA and quickly ties her hands behind her back with one of the "decorative" ropes dangling from her waist chain and gags her with rope that has a mouth-sized leather "decoration" set in it, ie., it's a gag. SHANA struggles but to no avail, HONEYLIPS is much stronger, faster and more skilled at wrestling than she is. Once SHANA is gagged and tied, SHANA is shoved back into the cage by HONEYLIPS and it is relocked.

HONEYLIPS: You will taste the whip for that when the Master calls for you, slave.

SHANA: makes protesting noises through the gag, her words almost intelligible. "MMMMMMM!" she screams. "MMMMMMM!" her eyes blazing with fury, and perhaps a hint of fear.

HONEYLIPS walks off, no longer concerned with Shana, who struggles a bit and then sinks to the floor of the cage, helpless.

END SCENE 1

More to come.

Feel free to suggest improvements if you like. Or write your own script!

For A Twisted Time, Call an Escher Girl!

Caged and cuffed, Spiderwoman could only hope that the supervillain who had captured her did not realize that her web spinner was not located in her wrist. Image source: Marvel comics, but I found it on the Escher Girls tumblr site.
In an earlier post, I mentioned that some feminist sites that decry how awfully sexist comic book art is, can be excellent sources of sexy comic book images. The Escher Girls tumblr blog is a case in point: decrying the way in which comic book artists use and often misuse female anatomy in order to get maximum sexitude out of the images of superheroines and supervillainesses, and also full of images of said sexitudinally maximized superheroines and supervillainesses.

I'm recommending the site not just because of all the tasty imagery, however, but because Escher girls also treats its subjects with a fair amount of intelligence and good humor. They may not be at all happy with the way superheroines look, but they also think some of the things that are done to them are hilarious, and take a certain glee in deconstructing them ... which can be kinda contagious, even if you don't agree that superheroines should all look like gymnasts and dress in dowdy clothing. For example, they have posts in which they draw superheroes mimicking the sexy poses that superheroines often show up in, and they are pretty damn funny.

Fact is, they do have a point in many cases. The superheroines do tend to get stretched in some fairly strange ways. The worst of them look as if their torsos have not only been compressed and stretched, but twisted around several times, too, like they were Stretchina McArmstrong.

So check 'em out! That said, a warning. Not a lot of bondage on the site. I had to go 15 pages deep into it to find the image at the top of this post.

Consent And Unconsent: News of the Bondage-y

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When her Master told her she would be caged and balled, Delores had imagined something a lot more active! Image source: Sex and Submission.

They Told Her Posing Nude, Caged and Ball Gagged Would Get Her On TV

But they never told her she would make her debut on Antiques Roadshow!


"What a shame ... she'd be worth a lot more without all those tattoos!"

Images courtesy of the folks at Sex and Submission.

Secrets of the Legend of the Seeker/Magicians

The lesson of this image is: don't count your hot chicks before they hatch.

Here's an image from "Secrets of the Magician's Revealed," a show which gives away the tricks magicians use to entertain us. The image is from a show that aired this Monday.

Seen above is a trick in which a hot magician's assistant is made to appear and disappear from an iron cage. Or maybe it's disappear and appear. I don't really care. What I like is how much the iron cage remembles the cages yo usee in commercial bondage films. Looks like magicians are getting their freak on again. Huzzah!

In other news ...

The sword and sandal/sorcery rush I referred to earlier has its first manifestation this very weekend: the premiere of a new sword and sorcery TV series "Legend of the Seeker," based on the "Sword of Truth" novels by Terry Goodkind.

Sam Raimi, whose production company produced "Xena" and "Hercules" back in the 90s is the producer of "Legend of the Seeker," so it has excellent chances of being a quality sword and sorcery series. ABC/Disney has cleared the series for syndication in 95 percent of US markets.

Will there be hot damsels in distress? Sexy slavegirls? Probably not, this is a Disney production. Maybe tepid damsels in distress AT the very least, there'll be some nice fantasy adventure programming.

The series is syndicated so check your local listings. It premieres November 1st or 2nd, depending. I understand it will be on WGN World, so if your cable channel gets the WGN superstation, I'd say you have a good shot at it.

Here's the story from a so-called mainstream source.

Cage O Girls!

At last, gentlemen, we have a total, definitive, complete and final answer to the question: "What is more fun than a barrel of monkeys?"

Didn't like that caption, eh? Well, I've got a few others for ya:

Sometimes, the requests made by older children left the Make-A Wish Foundation in something of an ethical dilemma.

"Please don't leave me alone in this cage!" Slave Cindy had cried to her master. Master obliged, but not in the manner she had anticipated.

The hoary old tradition of college students squeezing into telephone booths updated for a new era!

Santa sighed happily as he placed the squirming package next to the tree, knowing that this particular present would make a certain boy very, very happy.