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I Wrote ANOTHER Damn Book!

The cover to "A Little Bit of Monica," my latest emission of great literature. Image source: Hottitude Press Art Department.
Just put up another book for sale on Amazon, it's actually a novelette called "A Little Bit of Monica." It's essentially the same story that has been posted on Bondagerotica by the same name (it's no longer there) so if you've read it there, no need to buy it unless you like having it in Kindle format on a portable reader. You can get it here. For the record, the prize is right: $2.99.

I did add a significant subplot involving the publishers of the Slavegirl Belinda comics, so there is that. It'll become important if sales make a second book in the series seem advisable.

For the record, here's the writeup on the book:

AT LAST! A book that RIPS THE LID off HARDCORE COSPLAY and BELLY DANCING at so-called “Cons”!!!!!!!! And describes in DETAIL how much FUN it all is!

When Monica saw the three sexy Slave Leias belly dancing at GamaRamaLamaDingDongCon, her latest obsession was born – she had to learn belly dancing! The women moved so sensuously, so gracefully, entrancing all onlookers, including her, but especially boys. Especially especially cute boys. She could learn belly dancing and do the same!

Monica's parents were only too glad to pay for the lessons, because she needed to lose some weight, and they had heard much tougher requests in earlier years … like an electron microscope so she could study superconductors, or a 100-gallon saltwater aquarium, or a four-color silkscreen press. Dancing lessons seemed sane and affordable by comparison.

Monica dove headlong into bellydancing with the same fire and energy she dove into all her obsessions. And she stuck with it, something she had not always done. Her instructor, Madame Yasmina of Madame Yasmin's School of Dance, was a wise woman and encouraged her students to reward themselves for practicing by spending some time dancing in any way the pleased, to the music they enjoyed. Monica wound up dancing for hours every time she practiced, and she practiced almost every night, in ways that Madame Yasmina had never spoken of, but might have understood.

As a result, after six months of belly dancing, Monica was transformed from a girl that boys ordinarily did not give a second glance to, into a hottie that ALL the guys gave first, second and third glances to. She lost weight, her hips and breasts became nicely rounded, and she moved with a sensuous sway that the dance had taught her without her even realizing it.

Not interested in the local boys who had treated her like furniture when she was overweight, or in the nice gamer and cosplay guys who were as obsessive as she was and hence kind of a bore to be around for any length of time, especially in the fishbowl environment of her high school, Monica set her sights on SciFiFunCon. She had noticed that some girls spent the whole four days of a con dressed in skimpy outfits that left them half naked, hugging cute boys and dancing and having a wonderful time.

Now, Monica realized, that could be her. She decides to go as Slavegirl Belinda, a web comic character that some snarkily called “Naked Girl” because of her very skimpy slavegirl attire. Her friend Joanie and her work up a costume and make plans that their parents would be seriously shocked by, if they knew them.

Will Monica be able to keep her parents in the dark about her plans? How will they react when they inevitably find out their daughter has been running around almost naked for four days and hugging on cute guys while being photographed? Will she be the hit of the drum circle dance? Will Monica find a very special cute guy to engage in some hardcore cosplay with? What will happen when she meets the publishers of Slavegirl Belinda comics at the Con? Can she, bursting with sexual energy and love, keep it together for four days?

All we can say is that Monica will probably have a lot of fun. If you want to know the details, you should probably buy the book and read it.

Slave Leia's Secret

Fanboy erotic overload warning! Slave Leias at Dragoncon in 2007.

Image source: Leia's Metal Bikini.com of course!

Have you been wondering why dozens of attractive young women are showing up at Cons (science fiction conventions, comics conventions, etc.) half naked, chained and collared? Well, I have, because it's really happening, it's not just a fanboy wet dream.

The women are appearing dressed as Slave Leia, an outfit foisted upon Princess Leia when she was held captive by the gangster Jabba the Hutt. It should be noted that the Slave Leia garb only appeared for about two minutes of total screen time in "Return of the Jedi," the only movie in which the costume appears. Most of the time, Leia appears in the white robes of a Senator or the crisp uniform of a Rebel Alliance commander (or whatever her rank was). But the two-minute appearance of Leia in slavegirl garb made much more of an impression than any other costume she has ever worn, to judge from the way it absolutely dominates Leia cosplay at cons.

Why has Slave Leia become so popular 30 years after her initial appearance? I have a theory, and I propound it at length, with lots of visual evidence, in my article on the topic. But I am required by the American Psychological Advancement Association that if you are not already smitten with Slave Leia prior to reading my article, by the time you finish it, you will be. So be forewarned.