Hidden Tastes

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Cock Magnet!

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Wrong Turn at the Palace of Wisdom

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Sheena Shaw Rides Again!

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We've all been there...

You're all set for some vanilla sex with your woman and she's wearing THAT expression...

(Penny Pax from kink.com shoot 44607.)

But thanks to the magic of sexual bondage, you can turn that frown upside-down!

(Sensei Pearl in Kink.com shoot 46537.)

Art of Bondage Photo 4 - The Perma-Squirmer!

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Was Obama's Mom A Porn Star Story Will Make The Mainstream Media

The Obama's mom as porn star story continues its journey into weirdness! Image source: Photos of Ann Dunham (left) and Marcy Moore (right) found online and put together by me as part of an outrageous socialist conspiracy that even I do not know about!
So I was scanning the stories from people I subscribe to on Youtube yesterday, and what should I come across than a story from The Young Turks about the Frank Gilbreth video claiming that Obama's mother, Stanley Dunham, was a porn star. A story that I had covered way back in June when my flying monkeys brought in a report about it.

Well you can be sure I bookmarked that sucker, in fact, I left a tab of it up, because clearly I had my next day's blog post all set up, updating the original story with something to the effect that the mainstream media might be picking up on it.

I check in on Youtube today and click the link for the story and I get one of those annoying gray boxes that say "Sorry! This video has been removed by the user!"

Whaaa?

Fortunately, a search for the video shows that it has been uploaded by another Youtube poster. You can see it here. Might want to click on the link fast, as one of the theories is that Youtube had The Young Turks take it down because of the pics of Marcy Moore nekkid with black bars across her naughty bits, so that video could be dropping out too.

This is not my theory concerning why the video was taken down. I think the Young Turks did some poor reporting and got embarrassed and took the story down on their own. (Plus, I didn't see the story on the Young Turks' website, and if they stand behind it, you'd think they would have published it there.)

Why do I think The Young Turks dropped the video about the story? Because nowhere in the video (or the Digital Journal blog post they cite as a basis for their story) does Cenk mention a key fact: that the Frank Marshall theory has been around for years in the conservative blogosphere, something that a quick Google search and some reading with comprehension easily made apparent back in June when I covered the story.

To be fair, it now it takes a LOT of searching to find evidence of its prior existence (or you can just add 2008 to the keywords Obama's mom porn star), because every last blog on the Interwebs is reporting on it. But here's a post from 2009 about Obama's mother posing for porn photos way back when, pointing out that they missed the story when it first broke in 2008.

This is not a new story, but all those blogs and websites reporting on it are treating it as if it were. And there has to be some good reason that all those mainstream conservative news sites that played up birtherism and young earth creationism as if they weren't bull-goose looneytude, chose NOT to pick up on this juicy tidbit that's been around so long. Such as that it stinks to high heaven.

The only new thing about the story, in fact, is that the Republican dirty tricksters have decided to use Gilbert's video as part of their election year bag of filthy tricks, and that some undetermined number of them are being sent to voters in Ohio and probably elsewhere. (I'm not sure I buy Gilbert's claim of a million videos with three million more to come, but then again, with all that post-Citizens United millionaire money floating around out there, why should the Republicans do things by half measures?)

And if the story is true, and Gilbert owns the rights to the video, he's probably a millionaire now if he made just one dollar of profit per copy, and his numbers are correct. Scumbaggery scores again. Sigh.

However, with the widespread coverage the story is getting on the Internet news sites, I don't see how the mainstream media can ignore it for much longer and I don't think they will. I may yet get to see some Fox News commentator having to take the story seriously. Hopefully a female one, that would be sexy and funny at the same time. "Yes, that is Obama's mom's butt, it's round and firm just like hers ... and mine!"

Here we have it! Visual proof that Mitt Romney's mother did bondage modelling, for we have incontrovertible evidence that the wall in this image is IDENTICAL to the wall in the parking garage in the Romney household! What's more, we ALSO have incontrovertible proof that the man in the black suit using the dildo on a stick is none other than Rand Paul's father, Ayn Rand!!!! Where do I go to get my million dollars, please? (That Hogtied.com watermark in the corner ... a dirty liberal trick! Ignore it! 
Image source: Hogtied.com -- of course! P.S. the model is actually contortionist model extraordinaire Wenona ... don't tell the dirty tricksters!

Water Break For Justine Joli

Just another day on the set of 50 Shades of Gray. Image source: kink.com shoot 3191 and Behind Kink.

Ok, wer'e kidding here. That's geek girl hottie Justine Joli in a behind the scenes shot of the Kink.com site "Behind Kink." Miss Jolie is getting a water break in the midst of a grueling dildo bondage scene for one of Kink's sites, probably Hogtied.com. It's a surprisingly hot image, Jolie so naked, helpless and bound, having to have the water glass raised to her lips while she drinks, the dildo still invading her pussy.

The Behind Kink site gives you images and videos of what goes into the making of Kink.com's various adult videos. Even though I liked this particular photo, I'm not sure what the attraction is here, maybe it's the porn industry's equivalent of the glamor profiles they used to do of movie stars or the promos of of movies they did in the old Hollywood studio days. Except of course, visitors pay specifically to see this content. Well, I guess I can chalk it up to the vagaries of Rule 34.

Welcome to The Bondage Building!

Typical bondage building waiting room seating. Image source: Device Bondage.
The flying monkeys brought home this image of a street sign giving directions to a place many readers of this blog will find of interest. Some commenters have said they think the sign was altered by pranksters. Bah! With all the bondage extant on the Internet, there MUST be bondage buildings ... where else could you store all that bondage?

Breaking News: Am I Being Mainstreamed?

Fox commentator S.E. Cupp has gotten this blog closer to the mainstream than its ever been before. Which, granted, is not close at all.. Image source: the InterWebs.
So, The Young Turks has done a story about the scandal surrounding one of Larry Flynt's pubications/websites/whatevers creating a photoshopped picture of Fox news commentator S.E. Cupp with a cock near her mouth.

I can understand the appeal of the story for The Young Turks, it gave them the opportunity to tut-tut about the awfulness of such behavior while giving their fan base a little salaciousness. But it didn't work out quite the way the Young Turks thought it would, because the really interesting story here is in the comments. Kasparian was so outraged that she thought the practice of photoshopping celebs should be illegal, and Cenk came along with her. The Young Turks fans did not follow along with them however. "Dislikes" were a sizable majority over "likes" (roughly 850 dislikes vs. roughly 750 likes, at the moment) which is unusual on any site that has a large fan base, and the Young Turks have one of the largest. Granted, their fans are an independent bunch, being progressives, but clearly, Cenk and Ana are zigging while the majority of their followers zag.

Left we have porn star McKenzie Lee in a vidcap from kink.com shoot 15200, right we have Ana Kasparian in a publicity head shot. We're in porn doppleganger city all right! 
But the interesting thing was that my site was indirectly mentioned in the comments section several times. That's because if you Google Ana Kasparian along with nude or naked or bondage, the VERY first result you will get is an image from this blog. It's not a photoshopped pic of Ana, or even a pic of Ana at all, but a pic of McKenzie Lee, her celebrity clone, from this article on the blog. One commenter described McKenzie Lee as Kasparian's "porn star doppelganger" as if that were at thing, which was nice.

The fact that the comments section of progressive news program on Youtube is my closest approach to mainstream fame might SEEM to be the very DEFINITION of obscurity. But that's how it starts. One day you're filing the serial numbers off an obscure bit of Twilight fanfic, the next day you're on every magazine cover, TV show and blog on Earth. My site will perhaps be the harbinger of the next new wave in porn: funny porn.

Ana Kasparian, naked, tied and sucking cock? It's not a clumsy photoshop job! Who needs them, when you have a celebrity clone? Image source: MacKenzie Scott in kink.com shoot 15200.