Audrey Hepburn Wears A Ball Gag

Back in the 1950s, Audrey Hepburn's heydey, ball gags were rare and mysterious things, seen only on the likes of Betty Page and other inhabitants of the den of vice and depravity known only as New York City. Which is why it's really amazing to see a picture of Audrey Hepburn wearing one.

Fortunately, there is a rational explanation. It's a fake, a photomanip, but that said, it is one of the very best photomanips I've ever seen, comparable in quality to the fake of Princess Leia in nude bondage I wrote about here. Ropeguy found it on a message board, so hie thee hence to the Bondage Blog and check it out.


If you REALLY want to lure people away from commuting by car, HERE'S the way to do it. Instead of rideshare, it's slutshare! And if you miss your stop ... TOTALLY worth it! Get on the bus, people! Image source: Public Disgrace.

Breaking News: Am I Being Mainstreamed?

Fox commentator S.E. Cupp has gotten this blog closer to the mainstream than its ever been before. Which, granted, is not close at all.. Image source: the InterWebs.
So, The Young Turks has done a story about the scandal surrounding one of Larry Flynt's pubications/websites/whatevers creating a photoshopped picture of Fox news commentator S.E. Cupp with a cock near her mouth.

I can understand the appeal of the story for The Young Turks, it gave them the opportunity to tut-tut about the awfulness of such behavior while giving their fan base a little salaciousness. But it didn't work out quite the way the Young Turks thought it would, because the really interesting story here is in the comments. Kasparian was so outraged that she thought the practice of photoshopping celebs should be illegal, and Cenk came along with her. The Young Turks fans did not follow along with them however. "Dislikes" were a sizable majority over "likes" (roughly 850 dislikes vs. roughly 750 likes, at the moment) which is unusual on any site that has a large fan base, and the Young Turks have one of the largest. Granted, their fans are an independent bunch, being progressives, but clearly, Cenk and Ana are zigging while the majority of their followers zag.

Left we have porn star McKenzie Lee in a vidcap from kink.com shoot 15200, right we have Ana Kasparian in a publicity head shot. We're in porn doppleganger city all right! 
But the interesting thing was that my site was indirectly mentioned in the comments section several times. That's because if you Google Ana Kasparian along with nude or naked or bondage, the VERY first result you will get is an image from this blog. It's not a photoshopped pic of Ana, or even a pic of Ana at all, but a pic of McKenzie Lee, her celebrity clone, from this article on the blog. One commenter described McKenzie Lee as Kasparian's "porn star doppelganger" as if that were at thing, which was nice.

The fact that the comments section of progressive news program on Youtube is my closest approach to mainstream fame might SEEM to be the very DEFINITION of obscurity. But that's how it starts. One day you're filing the serial numbers off an obscure bit of Twilight fanfic, the next day you're on every magazine cover, TV show and blog on Earth. My site will perhaps be the harbinger of the next new wave in porn: funny porn.

Ana Kasparian, naked, tied and sucking cock? It's not a clumsy photoshop job! Who needs them, when you have a celebrity clone? Image source: MacKenzie Scott in kink.com shoot 15200.

Looking Hard For A Place To Sit Down

"Oh, god, I wish I had worked harder at my kegels!" Image source: several Japanese websites.
You know, it must take a certain amount of ... well, not balls, maybe you could call it "tits" ... to walk around in public with your butt hanging out, however nice it might look. But it must take a hell of a lot MORE tits to walk around in public with your butt hanging out and a sex toy hanging out of it! Only in Japan!

Naked Slave Leia in Chains

"What if I told you the guy who was fucking me means NOTHING to me, Jabba?"
Image source: This is one of the best of the many images to be found on Paheal's Rule 34 site's Return of the Jedi gallery, which contains many pages of photos, Photoshop fakes and artworks of Slave Leia and friends (including pictures of some Slave Leia cosplayers) that range from just barely PG to Totally Not Safe For Work and Deeply Disturbing As Well. I'm not sure of Paheal's stand on AI deep fakes, but I didn't see anything that looked like a deepfake on the site. But what do I know? Check them out!
This particular image looks like an original artwork and a great one. It's by ninjartist, who has a patreon with tons of cool stuff in it you can enjoy. It's got Slave Leia at her most degraded and desperate, kneeling on her hands and knees, stark naked but for her chains with cum leaking out of her pussy and anus, a hand raised in supplication to Jabba, the monster who is about to send her down to the pit where she will be eaten by Jabba's pet rancor. Her terrified expression and the fact that the face is clearly Carrie Fisher's and also clearly drawn for this image is so powerful. Damn. 

Rachel Stevens Ball Gag A Fake

Fakity-fake-fake-fake. Rachel Nichols is not wearing a ball gag in this pic!
One of the guys over on Brians' Page said he thought the pic of Rachel Stevens wearing a ball gag was a fake, so I searched around for the original source. Wasn't able to find it, which was kinda suspicious, and so I took a closer look at the image, and damn, it IS a fake. You can clearly see where the ball-gagged mouth was pasted in over Rachel Stevens' face. My bad, shoulda spotted it.

But I'm not going to pretend I didn't make a mistake. I'll just kick Rachel Stevens right outta my Celebrities in Bondage page and look for someone to replace her. Let that be a lesson to you, celebrity hotties! Badly done fakes will be spotted by, if not me, SOMEONE on the Internet, and you'll be tossed out of the Celebrities in Bondage section on your cute little tushies! If you want to be a Celebrity in Bondage, you need to be in actual bondage!

Slave Girl Jenna Jameson Has the Hots for SOMEONE ...

Jenna Jameson, thinking: "Woof! That guy can pull my chain anytime he wants to!"

Y'know, there's looking hot and there's acting hot, and Jenna Jameson has got them both down cold. The silver collar she wears is nice, but that expression on her face ... wow! There's no doubting that she's looking at someone she wants, and isn't the least afraid to show it. Talk about smoldering hot expressions!

By the way, the gag is Photoshopped by our exceptional graphics staff. I can't stand Jenna's collagen lips, and besides, a gag doesn't change her expression a bit.

Don't believe me? Check it out:


Jenna Jameson, thinking: "Next time I think I'll just have my vulva grafted onto my face."