Fashion Trend

“The new leather look for public kidnapping masks was a raging success.”
Remember when I said there was no leather gag ever seen on a mainstream TV game show? I was damn lucky I specified "game show" because this is a vidcap from an episode of CSI. Also, there's no evidence of a plug in this gag -- the stitching in the middle just holds the two sides together. There are no telltale rivets or whatever to hold the plug in place. In this case, to borrow a term from religious debates, the absence of evidence IS evidence of absence. The nosehole ... now that's just chickening out.

The Dutch Widen The Game Show Gag Gap

Patty Brad and Holly Mae Brood from the Dutch game show, 'Wie Ben Ich?" Not sure who's who, unfortunately.

The gag seen above is, if I recall correctly, from a Dutch TV game show, identified variously as "Wie Ben Ick" or "Gordon va. Jandino. I don't know much else about the show, but there’s one thing I damn sure do know: it’s not a U.S. game show.

I know that because those are real ballgags. Far too freaky for US game shows.

I don’t believe there have even been leather plug gags worn on any US TV game show in any way shape or form. The Dutch are forging ahead of us in this important cultural milestone, while our leaders stand idly by and watch us fail. For shame, American TV producers, for shame!

Bound and Bejewelled

I have another update to my examination of images of slavegirl hottitude. This one explores the possibilities of the decorated slavegirl, which I have always thought has been sadly overlooked. We look at a very old image in my collection, one of the very few that illustrates the concept with any style. Click here to see the full image. And the full text.

Slave Girl Jenna Jameson Has the Hots for SOMEONE ...

Jenna Jameson, thinking: "Woof! That guy can pull my chain anytime he wants to!"

Y'know, there's looking hot and there's acting hot, and Jenna Jameson has got them both down cold. The silver collar she wears is nice, but that expression on her face ... wow! There's no doubting that she's looking at someone she wants, and isn't the least afraid to show it. Talk about smoldering hot expressions!

By the way, the gag is Photoshopped by our exceptional graphics staff. I can't stand Jenna's collagen lips, and besides, a gag doesn't change her expression a bit.

Don't believe me? Check it out:


Jenna Jameson, thinking: "Next time I think I'll just have my vulva grafted onto my face."