The Perils of Deleted Scenes from the Land of the Yik Yaks

 
Now, THAT'S bondage porn. Except, it's not. It's a vidcap from the R-rated mainstream film "Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik-Yaks."

So, every so often I try to clean up this blog a bit, mostly by replacing images lost in the Great Tumblr Disaster. In this instance, it was an image from the Perils of Gwendoline involving an old man getting a blowjob from a naked Asian woman as he helps Gwendoline find her father in mythical Asia. He's in  bordello, Gwendoline tracked him there, and well, this is the sort of thing you might see in a mythical Asian bordello. Especially one set in  movie based on an old bondage comic series, aka "The Perils of Gwendoline."

ANYWAY, I looked for a vidcap of the scene all over the Internet without success. Google is generally very good at finding images from mainstream films, even if they are porny. I mean, I was able to pull up an image of a bunch of slavegirls in chains standing underneath some fish racks from the 2011 movie "Conan the Barbarian" that were publicity stills for a scene that was cut from the movie, hence the stills did not get much use. But Google found them. Here's the proof.

But I could not find any links to images of this blowjob that I distinctly remember from Perils of Gwendoline (henceforth referred to as POG). I couldn't even find any text descriptions of the scene. "Perils of Gwendoline blowjob" pulled up some results, but nothing about the scene.

So I got Gemini, Chrome's AI element, involved. Gemini couldn't find the scene either, what's more, Gemini insisted that the scene did not exist. Gemini thought I had hallucinated the scene, or that I had conflated the blowjob with a blowjob scene from the Bob Guccione movie Caligula. I was sure I had not, mostly because I never watched Caligula. I TRIED to watch Caligula a couple of times but it was so awful I always quit.

But I have worked enough with Gemini to know it hallucinates a LOT and can't be trusted. So I was not convinced. Except I could not find any reference to the scene online.

Finally, I asked myself why I was so sure the scene existed, why I had such a clear memory of it. And it occurred to me that it could be that I had written a review of the movie. And I checked the archives of my computer and what do you know, I fould the review... and a vidcap of the scene in question, along with a text description of the scene. Here's the vidcap. It was recorded decades ago on VHS tape, and then it was copied to a DVD, and I got the vidcap from the DVD, so it's not top quality, but it's good enough to prove the scene exists:

Here's the scene, exactly as I remembered.

Here's my description of the scene:

"Gwen and Beth explain their quest to Willard, who says he knows just the guy who can tell him where the land of the Yik-Yaks is, leading to one of the best scenes in dirty-movie history. Off they go to another opium den. In one of its chambers the find a scrawny old guy lying on some pillows. Lying on his lap is a naked young girl who is sucking his cock (we never see the cock being sucked but the head-bobbing gives it away).

"The old man knew Gwen's father and tells him where he headed to find the land of the Yik-Yaks. Gwen and Beth interrogate him intensely, and at no time during the interrogation does the naked young girl stop sucking his cock. This is pure genius. It beautifully establishes that Gwen and Beth are in a very different culture from England's now.

"This is a also a great scene because of what it implies about the cock-sucking girl. She is one who needs no introduction -- when strange people come into a room, it's not for her to cover her nakedness or stop what she's doing -- there's an old white guy who needs his cock sucked, dammit, and she's on the job!

"It's also possible to think about this scene in terms of dominance and submission. She is a submissive. As such, her attention is totally directed toward men's cocks. She is not one whom you would introduce to others -- her role is to serve, naked, with her mouth. If ordered to go she would go. If ordered to suck Willard's cock or eat Gwen's pussy, she would do so, because she was ordered to.

"All in all, a very nice scene, one of those surprisingly brilliant touches that sometimes lights up a B-movie."

Quote over. There are also reaction shots in the scene as Gwendoline and her friend watch the blowjob. They'd clearly rather leave but they have to have that info!

So I confronted Gemini with my proof... didn't show the vidcap or the text, Gemini just took me at my word. Refreshing! And it did another thing AI are prone to do: it immediately decided my vidcap was a rare gem, a raunchy seem that had been edited into Perils of Gwendoline to make it raunchier, even though there's PLENTY of raunch in the movie. Gemini is certain there is a group of avid collectors of missing scenes from movies who would be just SLAVERING to get their hands on a video with this scene in it. My fortune is made!

I don't believe Gemini here. I think it much more likely that it's a scene that was filmed for the movie that was later cut from it, much like the fish rack scene from Conan. And then re-inserted into the movie in whatever version of the movie I made my VHS tape from, almost certainly grabbed from a late-night cable channel show. Things were really raunchy in the 80s and 90s. But I doubt it's some rare, ginned-up special edition version with the scene shot especially to be grafted into the movie by God knows who. 

So, what do you think? Have I found a rarity? Or is Gemini just blowing smoke up my ass, as it likes to do? I find the idea of avid collectors of off-brand scenes from movies like Perils of Gwendoline somewhat farfetched. I suspect Gemini has hallucinated their existence. But... I could be wrong.

Editors note: I have since discovered (but not through Google search) that the scene was included in an uncut version that was released in the US, though other versions of the movie released in the US had the scene cut. Just as I thought. Gemini is WRONG again.

Technical Difficulties

Today is the last day of the Smashwords Yuletied Sale. My sales have been in the hundreds this month! Unfortunately, that includes all the freebies... sigh. Anyway, only a few hours to visit my Smashword page and find yourself a few bargains! Click here or on the pic to be whisked therehenceforward!

Sure Puts Trivia Night In Perspective

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Blowjobs As Usual In Congress

"The Chair recognizes the honorable Members' member!" Image source: Second Life.
Found this thought provoking thread from 2010 when I did a Google search so as to break out of the doldrums imposed by the Google news' agents reliance on big aggregator sites. It's about Gorean slavegirls showing up en masse in Congress. My personal feeling is, if Gorean slavegirls invaded the halls of Congress ... nothing much would change. The lobbying technique would be exactly the same. More photogenic, perhaps, but who believes that Congress operates in any other way?

Perils of Negotiating While Being Given A Blowjob

"I don't care if the price I quoted for the silk was a silver blowjob per, the cost of guards to prevent blowjobs means I have to blowjob at least blowjob ... blow ... what was I saying?" Image source: The Gorean tumblr blowjo ... er, art collection. Unattributed, as usual. I looked but was unable to find the artist who created it via reverse image search. If anyone knows, let me know, I'll credit them and prolly write up a post about them ... this is some VERY nice work.
Oh, I know the temptation is great. Why wait until AFTER the deal is made to reward yourself by having a slavegirl give you a nice blowjob? You know you're going to win! Why not have the celebratory blowjob DURING the blowjob ... er, negotiations? It won't be distracting at all! Just a lovely slave kneelng between your legs and sucking your dick while you work. Call it multitasking if you will.

Seriously, this is a nicely imagined piece of art. The two guys are arguing vigorously while the slavegirl kneels before her owner, her arms pinioned behind her, sucking master's dick while they talk because that's her job and she has to suck his cock no matter where, when or how she's ordered to do it. The slave behind the master looks on, a litle bored, holding a vase that may be the topic being argued about/negotiated over. It subtly says a great deal about the society being portrayed, where big-time master types were so busy they couldn't even take breaks for blowjobs, and where slaves were not permitted any privacy whatsoever.

The version on the Gorean Art page is much larger, btw, but with the 7 inch width limit on this blog, I cropped it to focus on the essential blowjob ... er, elements.

What's Better Than ... ?

What's better than bellydancing? SLAVEGIRL bellydancing! Here's Christina Carter bound and gagged and mostly naked, showing how it's done!

Image source: A Google lens search turned up a bunch of hits, but they were from a scattering of websites all over the web, all posted without attribution. Yandex and Tineye turned up zip, nada, nothing. As always, if you have the source, sing out in the comments section.

What's better than a blowjob? A PUBLIC bound blowjob! Who can forget that great scene in The Story of O where a bound O must kneel before her Master Sir Stephen and suck him off while Sir Stephen embraced two of the cuties at the Chateau and Sir Stephen's buddies watched, all of them looking down on her and commenting as she sucked. Not just submission, but a very public submission. This image captures the feel of the scene very well, with the submissive gazing up worshipfully at the dominant while she sucks, tied and helpless, in front of a crowd of onlookers.
Image source: kink.com shoot 33363 featuring Kennedy Adams as the naked slavegirl.