Jezebel's Slutilicious Straightjacket

Gonna be a great Halloween for some straightjacket fans!
The fashion site Jezebel, correctly perceiving that slutty Halloween costuming is locked in a rut of naughty nurses, sexy witches and slinky slavegirls, has a photo gallery of imaginative new slutty costumes entitled "Slutoween." The costume pictured above is "Anita Sedative." It's a very hot costume. What's more, there's a link beneath the photo to The Halloween Party Store, which sells the Anita Sedative outfit for a very reasonable $49.95, and guess what? Those sleeves DO buckle at the waist. It's like they KNOW!

The Jezebel article features some hilariously funny non-bondage outfits as well, the "Scrabble Slut" outfit cracked us up. So be sure and check it out. EVEN MORE, be sure to check out the Halloween Party Store link, because they have over 2000 sexy costumes alone. All reasonably priced. From what I've seen, making a bondage superheroine movie just got a LOT cheaper, in terms of costuming.

Happy Halloween!

P.S. A little further searching in those thousands of costumes at the Halloween Party Store revealed another bondage-licious costume, this one:

"Sir, I just got out of the joint, and I'd do ANYTHING to get out of these prison togs!"
You can find the catalog listing for the outfit right here. Women in prison time indeed! And yes, the cuffs and chains come with the costume, and I can't see any reason why the cuffs cant be worn behind the back ... and the chain might even be much shorter. Happy Halloween indeed!

Unstrapped

“Oh, man! They left off the one strap I really like!”
Image is from Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals a film that got that title after all the OTHER cannibals turned down the chance to appear in it.

Politics Gets Bondage-y

In The Moderate Voice, a post by contributor Jazz Shaw had the following interesting passage:

" Martin was interviewed as part of our weekly radio show, and there were a couple of points where my co-host Cindy had to be restrained with a straitjacket and ball gag, but to her credit, she managed to maintain her composure for the entire thing."

I'm sorry, I just won't believe that unless I see a photo or some video. My standards are high for journalists.

Extreme Bondage on the Lifetime Channel: "Against Their Wills"

This prison inmate is so horny that she's actually grinning in triumph as she grabs a little middle-aged spread butt booty! Man, that's desperate.
You know how I keep talking about Lifetime Channel women in prison movies in my reviews of sexploitation women in prison movies? Well, I went ahead and reviewed one. And it has a couple of really strict bondage scenes. I mean, strict as in can't move anything but your head. How about a straightjacket hogtie? How about a psycho-sheet strapdown? Puts anything in the sexploitation films I've reviewed to date to shame.

And the bondage is actually relevant to the plot -- it helps establish the helplessness and vulnerability of the inmates in the prison, and given that the movie is about prison rape, the bondage makes the point very powerfully.

There's also some analysis of how the superior characterization of Lifetime Channel movies makes the dominance and submission elements of the story more powerful.

You can check out the review by clicking here.

Extreme Soap Opera Bondage

Woman in straightjacket (thinking): "Boy, those judges sure hate to hear people talking about jury nullification!"

Image source: Vidcap from Sunset Beach. Sarah Buxton is the soap opera bondagette.

The thing about women's TV programming: soaps, the Lifetime Channel, Oxygen, chick flicks, what-have-you, is that they have no qualms about playing bondage scenes to the hilt, as this vidcap from the soap opera Sunset Beach demonstrates.

Considering all the sexploitation women in prison flicks designed for the delectation of evil, horny men (and the occasional politically incorrect lesbian) which are charter member of the no-bondage zone, this Sunset Beach scene is EXTREME women in prison imagery.

The story behind the image: Annie Douglas (as played by hottie Sarah Buxton) is a Very Bad Girl in the way that only soap opera hotties can be. She is being hustled into a jail cell because she got all disorderly in court and aroused the ire of a judge. He ordered some fashion changes for Sarah's jailhouse appearance.

Instead of the dull old usualness of handcuffs, he directed that Sarah be dressed in a stylish, fashion-forward straightjacket, complete with an enticing crotch strap to keep her naughty bits a-tingle. The crotch strap goes over Sarah's short dress, creating quite an interesting look. The entire ensemble is set off by a thick white cloth cleave gag to give her mouth that stuffed look.

This is fairly amazing, considering that gag scenes in women in prison stories are as rare as hen's teeth. But with the inexorable demand for stories, US soaps have done an awful lot of wild bondage scenes: double cheerleader bondage, bride in wedding dress bondage, thong panty bondage, and, in another Sunset Beach scene, Sarah Buxton's character was tied to a bed in an upper spreadeagle for five days (i.e., the scene was shown on five successive episodes of the soap opera -- in true soap opera tradition, it might only have lasted fifteen minutes in the storyline).

Soap operas, of course, have a relatively small male audience and tend to cater entirely to their female audience. Who clearly like bondage scenes. A lot.