The Eternal Question and the Perpetual Answer

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Leonardo AI Introduces: The Pussybutt!

 

This is where it all started. I uploaded this image of a Second Life avatar to Leonardo AI just to see how Leonardo would deal with it. I used Image to Image in Legacy mode to create a lifelike, kinda/sorta image of my avatar. I already had a pretty good idea that Leonardo AI would deal with the image badly. But how badly, and in what way? It took only seconds to find out!

What I got was... the pussybutt! In almost every case, Leonardo AI decided that at the juncture of the upper butt cheeks there should be a pussy. But it's more, much more, well maybe not a WHOLE lot more, but definitely more. If you close in on the upper portion of the avatar, it becomes evident that what has happened is that the Leonardo AI apparently decided that the image wasn't looking down at a woman bending over in front of the viewer. Instead, it decided that the viewer was sitting behind the avatar, looking up at her naked butt cheeks and lower back and upper thighs which had been flipped upside down and remounted to her torso in a surgery too awful to even have a name.

I am an experienced AI creator. I had expected hands to become feet and feet to become hands. But I never expected the pussybutt. I also never expected a breast to morph into an arm with a foothand at its end. Makes the hand that morphed into a foot look prosaic.

We'll close with the one image where a pussy butt didn't appear. This one. Apparently on this occasion Leonardo AI recognized the string thong the avatar is wearing for what it is, and did the inappropriate thing. Of course. Now the string thong slides between the avatar's butt cheeks and disappears into a seriously misplaced anus. If you look close you can see that Leonardo AI even dirtied up the bit of string that's halfway into the seriously misplaced anus. That's commitment! And you also have to wonder, if the thong string is in the anus, what would be holding the bottom of the pussy cover in place? It could be flapping around all over the place. Unless... unless the string at the front is shoved into the woman's vagina. Though that would make hiding the vagina more difficult, if not impossible. Maybe... maybe the front strong could be tied to a dildo thrust deep into the vagina, a dildo with a large triangular shield on its end that stays out of the vagina and shields it. Is this... is this how fashion designers think? Am I becoming a defacto fashion designer here? Scary! Anyway, the string could disappear into another, normally placed anus. She would just have two anuses. Nothing wrong with that! It's almost enough to make up for the hand that became a foot and the foot that's becoming a hand and the breast that has morphed into a flesh connector of some kind between the avatar's rib cage and her knee. Of course. I think I'll stop now before I become a Lovecraftian fasion designer, and before Leonardo AI creates something even more Lovecraftian for me to wonder about.

The Game of Plugs

How the game is played: Several slavegirls who have never played this game before are butt plugged and hooded and led into a quiet room with a one-way mirror glass along one wall. They are ordered to prostrate themselves. (The one whose legs are close together had her legs kicked apart shortly after this photo was taken.) On the other side of the mirror glass gamblers look at the slaves and make wagers on their favorite. The room is allowed to become absolutely quiet. The slavegirls should be nervous, told nothing about the game they are participating in, but ominous hints about unnamed punishments can be dropped. When it's dead silent, the person who led them in pulls out a pistol loaded with blanks and fires it into the air. Slavegirl whose buttplug travels the farthest is declared the winner. 

Scene is from kink.com shoot 12959, Service Day: Candy. Slavegirl butts belong to Candy Manson, Iona Grace, Lilla Katt and Sparky Sin Claire. I may have slightly misdescribed the scene here, in the sense that I made it up completely.

Eye of the Beholder

 

Top: Penny Pax trying to look innocent in one of the lebenty million shoots she's done for Kink.com. Bottom: Angel Allwood looking ready for action in kink.com shoot 34676, "Confessions of a Submissive."

Silence Is Slippery

"Silence the slavegirl's lips!" bellowed the king and his minions sprang into action. 

The king inspected their work. "It's not what I had in mind, but I'll allow it," the king said.

From kink.com shoot 40172. That's Roxanne Rae being silenced, not Rachel Ray. Whole different genre!

The Art of Porn: Getting the Big Picture

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Another Bondage Slave Having Fun

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Catwoman Ball Gagged and Hogtied, But It Ain't Porn, Nope!

"Harley Quinn tied to a bed? Another woman tied to a bed? Leeloo in bondage gear? Catwoman ballgagged? Where did you find that? Some porn site so porny that it doesn't even have a name? REALLY? I09? Jeepers! I'll have to check it ... what do you mean, it's been bat-blacklisted?" Image source: This article in I09. which apparently was scrubbed by Gizmodo when they bought out I09 a few years ago. And so it goes...
So, my flying monkeys brought in this story about a Kickstarter project called Superheroes In Bondage. The relatively modest budget of a little over $4000 allowed model and writer Lela Gwenn to travel to the studios of photographer Richard Kadrey and do a photoshoot of her dressed up as Catwoman (see above), Harley Quinn, Death and Leelo from Fifth Element, all of them in various states and forms of bondage. DO check out the article, you might like seeing Harley Quinn tied to a bed in a spreadeagle.

In the article you'll see a link to other fetish photography by Kadrey. DO check that link out, because it's got pictures of women's vaginas in it. Shaved vaginas seen straight on. From back in 2008.

Now here's what kills me about these pics. The rules I know about porn as far as big advertisers is, if you got boobies, it's porn. If you got naked vagina, as I09 and the Huffington Post have, it's HARDCORE PORN.

You know, porn like this blog is porn, according to Adsense, which won't run ads on my blog because it's so goddam porny. Huffington Post and I09 meanwhile, are awash in mainstream advertisers. Now granted, they don't run images of naked women, or naked women having sex, with every story, then again, neither do I. (My stories' naked women frequency may be a TAD higher than theirs, I'll admit.) But the rule is, if you have just one image of a naked breast, you're porn! A vagina with the labial lips hanging out? Porn! Porn! Porn! No mainstream advertisers for YOU and you get stuck behind an "I'm an adult" wall!

Give. Me. A. Fucking. Break! It's pure bullshit! There is no porn! There is no erotica! There is no mainstream! There are only articles, about sex or bondage or other things, well done or badly done. Everything else is a fucking lie.

Is this so far from what I09 has shown? Here we have Scarlet Johanson and Anne Hathaway as Poison Ivy and Catwoman, respectively, in nude bondage with their vaginas displayed. A nice fake from Dr. Villain, go to this page to see a MUCH larger version of the same image, and there's also a story to go with it. Also, kudoes to Dr. Villain for crediting Device Bondage for the original image from which the fake was created.

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Huffington Post Gets All Naked and Tied Up!

This is why I don't like image of women with pubic hair. Vaginas are pretty, pubic hair obscures them, and frankly, makes them look dirty. And yes, sex is good sometimes when it's dirty ... but not THAT kind of dirty. Image source: The Huffington Post. I kid you not.
So my flying monkeys brought in this article about Japanese photographer Nobuyoshi Araki in the Huffington Post's Arts & Culture section. Apparently, he's a bad boy in Japanese photography circles, doing lots of nudity and bondage. In fact, we've covered him before on Bondagerotica, for doing a nude bondage photoshoot of Lady Gaga for the September 2009 issue of Vogue Hommes Japan.

But the point of this post is not Mr. Araki, it's the Huffington Post. Just a few days ago I noted in an earlier post regarding an article on IO9, Why Do Geeks Like Kink?, that big sites on the Web that copy mainstream media have also copied the uneasy relationship that mainstream media have with sexuality and sexy imagery. That is, they don't show explicit sexual images, or any nudity at all, as a general rule. When they do cover stories involving nudity and sex, they tend to write about it in a coy, adolescent manner that's distinctly off-putting to those who are used to the direct, adult (in the "mature" sense of the word) manner that websites that deal directly with sexual issues use. Like this one! (OK, keeping it real, I am quite capable of being coy and adolescent if I think it will get a laugh. See: cough! But I'm kidding when I do that, the "mainstream" websites are for real about it, sadly so.)

So, it's kind of AMAZING to see a raunchy pic of a Japanese woman stark naked in full suspension with her labia lips sticking out from a nest of pubic hair for all to see, on the Huffington Post.

I can't help but think that the Huffington Post editors may be taking a cue from Fifty Shades of Grey and getting jiggy with the kinky nudity because, hey, people seem to be ready for that sort of thing. Or they may have just now realized that they are publishing on the Web, and the rules are different here.

Will this become a trend at HuffPo? Among "mainstream" sites? Time will tell, I got NO idea on this one!

Will The Fitness Industry Ruin Bondage For All Of Us?

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How To Play Second Life Gor Part 2: Raiding

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Rethinking Pussy

I’m changing my policy on blotting out images of women’s vaginas in my blog, mainly because a couple of recent posts would have been a lot more powerful if they had had the original image in place, rather than having the vagina blotted out … and I’ve got an upcoming one that is the same.

Specifically “Hard to Reach Spots” is more powerful with the woman’s actual hard to reach spots showing, as in the original, making the point of the joke more powerful graphically. In addition, “Gland Opening” is a LOT more powerful if the actual “Gland Opening” is displayed, saying “Welcome Home” in extremely powerful terms.

Since my site is rated as “adult” anyway, I figure I might as well take full advantage of the opportunities it offers.


To that end, I have updated both images and made them as they should be.

I promise only to use images with the vagina showing where it affects the point of a joke, or contributes to it in some way. I won’t show them just to show them … unless of course I find an image of a really lovely one. Then all bets are off.

Gland Opening

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Unstrapped

“Oh, man! They left off the one strap I really like!”
Image is from Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals a film that got that title after all the OTHER cannibals turned down the chance to appear in it.

An Unguarded Moment

"Let's see, is it righty-tighty, lefty-loosie, or righty-nightly, lefty-hefty?"

This is an image of a slavegirl caught au naturel. She clearly did not pose for this photo, someone took the picture when she was having an unguarded moment. She's adjusting her ankle shackle prior to putting it on. All her attention is on her shackle, as she sits with her legs spread wide on the sofa, exposing her naughty bits to all and sundry.

To be honest, I could see myself sitting around naked like that if I was distracted by adjusting some doohickey or other. But I'm a guy. Guys are not trained to be self-conscious about our bodies/appearances all the time, as women are. Before a woman could sit around that unself-consciously in the nude and wearing bondage gear, she would have to have a lot of training/experience to overcome the normal conditioning that women experience.

This is not just a woman, she's a slavegirl. She's accustomed to sitting around naked and in bondage gear among others.