True Blood Gets Sexually Bondage-y

When he invited her over so they could hang it all out, he meant it literally, it turns out.

Image source: Vidcap from "True Blood" HBO vampire series.

Well, the scene from True Blood, the new HBO series, occurred as predicted -- non-missionary position sex that included bondage. It's not nearly as wild as I hoped it might be (see image in previous post) but it wasn't nearly as bad as I imagined it could be (see text in previous post). The bondage wasn't overwhelming, and they did manage to show the best imagery on a TV set (a naughty woman is showing a VCR of her tryst with a vampire to her current human trysting partner, to arouse him and get him to tie her up and fuck her like the vampire did, which he does). But the imagery of the "real life" scene just wasn't up to the imagery of the TV scene. Shot from the waist up, basically.

Still, well lit, much more than a blinkie, it was the gal who was tied up, and the bondage, while not exactly stringent, wasn't a total embarrassment (which was what I expected). The really interesting (and good) thing about the scene was that it wasn't Skinamax style sex -- both guys really bang away at the bound woman's butt. Way to go, Alan Ball. The prospects of your version of Bad Girls being tasty is looking better and better.

As the reviewer noted, the sexy woman had to die shortly thereafter. It's like a rule. Makes you wonder how people manage to have kids. One scene of unmarried copulation and you're dead meat, according to horror movie memes. And that's just one of the reasons I think horror movies suck as a genre. Vampire movies, doubly so, of course.

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The hottest image of submission in mainstream film or TV

Anne Parillaud assumes the position in Innocent Blood.
I've not seen anything hotter in any mainstream film or TV show. The setup: Anne Parillaud is a sexy vampire helping the detective played by a Baldwin brother to battle a vampire outbreak in New York City. They hole up at a hotel and Anne's character is VERY interested in fucking the Baldwin. The Baldwin's character, however, is kinda nervous about fucking someone whom he knows could accidentally rip him in half in the throes of passion. To calm him down, Parillaud hands him a pair of cuffs, strips off her clothes, and assumes the position seen above. She's hot for it and is willing to do anything she has to in order to get some detective love. The Baldwin obligingly cuffs her and they go at it. About ten seconds into the scene, Anne casually breaks the cuffs apart so she can embrace her lover, in a loving way, not in a ripping in half way. A very nice scene, all told, and the funny thing about it is, it's not really a scene of erotic submission, because Parillaud knows all along that she can rip the Baldwin in half ... she's just trying to seduce him.

It's a brief scene, and the thing I most remember about the film, but the movie itself isn't bad ... it's a mildly funny over the top spoof of both vampire flicks and mob films, with Robert Loggia doing a nice turn as a mob boss. (We're not talking a Chupacabra Terror-type situation here.)