Buy Quaker Instant Oatmeal Or I’ll Shoot This Woman!

“Hi, I’m Wilford Brimley, and if you don’t buy some damn Quaker Instant Oatmeal, like INSTANTLY, I’m going to shoot this woman. It’ll hurt her bad, but you know what -- Liberty Medical Supply will have just what she needs for her recovery period.”

Image: vidcap from the movie Beer for My Horses with Wilford Brimley holding Claire Forlani hostage.

Going Quazy With Quake

Bondagerotica is updated with a review of the movie Quake. Sure, a story about an obsessive love, kidnapping, class differences and so forth has some interest, but what really adds excitement to it is an earthquake. Well, it adds something to the movie.

Image source: Vidcap from the movie "Quake."

Letter of the Law

You're damn right I'm going to shoot you! No jury in the world would convict me, either! I've got a no-gag clause in my contract!

An image of Suzanne Lloyd from the Maverick, episode "Last Stop Oblivion," courtesy of the Moviebond guy.