Damsel In Distress Fest

“I wonder if my new owner likes cats? I've always wanted to be a crazy cat lady!”
What you see above is a vidcap for a movie called “Endure” which is, according to the listing on Brian's Page, a real damsel in distress-fest. Basically, a serial killer kidnaps a young woman, takes photos of her bound and gagged, and then leaves her tied to a tree in a Florida swamp, intending to come back later I guess. But he gets in an auto accident, and dies, on the way back home, leaving his captive tied to the tree. Detectives find his captive's photos in the car when they investigate the wreck, figure out that she's missing and the race is on to find her before she dies of thirst or gets sucked dry by mosquitoes. (I don't know if there's a threat of being eaten by alligators, but if there's NOT, somebody has missed a dramatic opportunity!)

What I particularly like about the image is the “Sold” sign next to the bound and gagged damsel. It very strongly conveys “Internet sex slave auction fantasy.”

Which gave me an idea for a new article. I was thinking of posting scenes from various types of films and making the readers guess their origin: mainstream movie, mainstream TV show, softcore porn, hardcore porn, freaking Internet bondage porn with personal butt cannons and melon squishers, Youtube videos, or what-have-you.

If you have any ideas for vidcaps you'd like to see in the game, just post in the comments section here or send an email to patpowers1995@yahoo.com. Whatever works! Don't need to have an actual vidcap, just the name of the movie/TV show/whatever and a brief description of the scene: “blond hogtied on four near the end of the film” would do.

Could be a lot of fun!

Restraints Are For Your Safety!

Reports that the safety restraints at Fantasy Land were well beyond the norm only spurred attendance figures, for some reason ...
Image is of Lena Heady gagged and ridiculously heavily roped and tied in a vidcap from the movie "The Brothers Grimm."

Buy Quaker Instant Oatmeal Or I’ll Shoot This Woman!

“Hi, I’m Wilford Brimley, and if you don’t buy some damn Quaker Instant Oatmeal, like INSTANTLY, I’m going to shoot this woman. It’ll hurt her bad, but you know what -- Liberty Medical Supply will have just what she needs for her recovery period.”

Image: vidcap from the movie Beer for My Horses with Wilford Brimley holding Claire Forlani hostage.

Alicia Witt and the Probable Hickory Smoked Sausage Gag

Dammit, I'm DROOLING again! And this is the 23rd take! How much drool can a person have?


Here we have an animation of Alicia Witt from the film 88 Minutes.. I found a series of very good vidcaps of the film and was struck by the way Witt’s gag was progressively soaked with drool. She must have worn that thing for awhile. In fact, judging by the amount of drool, I figure there must have been something inside the cloth bag in her mouth other than just more cloth. I figure it was a sausage, judging by the shape. And probably one of those smoked country sausages that you can smell from across the room, and which smells like meat curing in hickory smoke. The fiends, making her wear that, just to make her look like a slightly more distressed damsel.

Then again, I heartily approve.

Not What She Expected

When Gloria literally came out of the closet about her bondage fetish, she'd expected fireworks from her husband James, but she hadn't expected gunplay.

Image from "Man in Suitcase," a clip at Raffish's didclip site.

Shirley MacLaine Presents

"Shirley ... um, Shirley ... when we invited you to star in a new show entitled 'Shirley MacLaine Presents' this wasn't what we had in mind."

An image of Shirley MacLaine attempting to escape from a chair tie, from the movie "Artists and Models," a clip at Raffish's didclip site.

Letter of the Law

You're damn right I'm going to shoot you! No jury in the world would convict me, either! I've got a no-gag clause in my contract!

An image of Suzanne Lloyd from the Maverick, episode "Last Stop Oblivion," courtesy of the Moviebond guy.