Tanning Without A Permit

“You’re under my crotch! Er, under arrest!”
Captain Closeau had been retired from the force years ago, yet still he patrolled the beaches and cuffed suspects in his own particular way.

Image: vidcap from the French film Le Gendarme Et Le Sextraterrestres, which I’m SURE is a very serious, sophisticated film.

The Thong Police Strike Again

"But officer, what did I do?"
"You wore a thong, ma'am."
"But this is the beach, there's no law against wearing a thong at the beach."
"Never said there was, ma'am. We just like putting handcuffs on cute women in thongs."


Image source: The Daily Mail Online, reporting on an actual incident that occurred in Myrtle Beach, USA. The Daily Mail will truly search the world for pictures of thong-clad women being handcuffed. They know their readership!

Bad Girls and Cherry Hill: A Thrill and a Pill

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