Life Imitates Art, Sort Of -- Naked, Handcuffed Coed Goes Berserk in Woods

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Tanning Without A Permit

“You’re under my crotch! Er, under arrest!”
Captain Closeau had been retired from the force years ago, yet still he patrolled the beaches and cuffed suspects in his own particular way.

Image: vidcap from the French film Le Gendarme Et Le Sextraterrestres, which I’m SURE is a very serious, sophisticated film.

The Thong Police Strike Again

"But officer, what did I do?"
"You wore a thong, ma'am."
"But this is the beach, there's no law against wearing a thong at the beach."
"Never said there was, ma'am. We just like putting handcuffs on cute women in thongs."


Image source: The Daily Mail Online, reporting on an actual incident that occurred in Myrtle Beach, USA. The Daily Mail will truly search the world for pictures of thong-clad women being handcuffed. They know their readership!

Chained Heat Reviewed

I'm going to have a lot of fun making you my bitch!

Image source: Vidcap from an old VHS tape of Chained Heat.

Over on Bondagerotica this week we have a review of the classic women in prison movie, Chained Heat. A lot of movies have copied this one, and done better in many respects to tell the truth. But none have had a smokin' hot Sybil Danning domming the daylights out of a luscious young Linda Blair. Check out the review here.

Post Prudo-Feminist Bondage

Dirty, dirty Lennon.

Here's John Lennon's granddaughter, Dirty Lennon, emgaging in what is fast becoming a ritual for former prudo-feminists -- the nude bondage photoshoot.

The nude bondage photoshoot is considered a way for former prudo-feminists to burn their bridges back to prudo-feminism by doing something that will surely raise a collective "EEEEEEW" of horror and disgust when discovered.

Typically, former prudo-feminists are not very good at bondage modelling. They just don't get into the spirit of things very easily, as is the case here. Dirty's whole pose says, "OK, I'm naked, I'm cuffed and shackled to this chair, take my picture already and let's get this over with."

However, when prudo-feminists go bad they can become wonderful bondage models, as they give vent to their every stifled sexually submissive impulse, displaying like baboons in heat (which is not far from the truth of things, as straight prudo-feminists tend not to get laid a lot) while in their chains, ropes, cuffs, gags, etc.

Dirty Lennon is clearly not one of these, staring at the camera with a long face, thinking sadly, "This is going to get me mentioned in a women's studies monograph on failed feminists, I just know it!"

However, look at Dirty Lennon's body. That curvaceous hip, that smooth, pale skin, that sleek torso ... here is a body that is just made for sex. It may be that Dirty Lennon's body is more informed about her desires than her mind is, and that she will soon turn into the dirty, dirty, dirty sex animal she would like to be on occasion.

Bad Girls and Cherry Hill: A Thrill and a Pill

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