"You wore a thong, ma'am."
"But this is the beach, there's no law against wearing a thong at the beach."
"Never said there was, ma'am. We just like putting handcuffs on cute women in thongs."
Image source: The Daily Mail Online, reporting on an actual incident that occurred in Myrtle Beach, USA. The Daily Mail will truly search the world for pictures of thong-clad women being handcuffed. They know their readership!
