The Face When...

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Poor Planning For Double Bondage Blowjob

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Restraints Are For Your Safety!

Reports that the safety restraints at Fantasy Land were well beyond the norm only spurred attendance figures, for some reason ...
Image is of Lena Heady gagged and ridiculously heavily roped and tied in a vidcap from the movie "The Brothers Grimm."

Ball Gagged 3D Damsels in Distress Ahoy!

"Talking in class is not permitted ladies! Mmmfing in class IS permitted! (Click on the pic to see a full-size image.)

Obiviondid is an artist on deviantart.com, one who has a different approach than the ones I've already mentioned. He's no Poseur -- he modifies existing video game babes to transform them into bound and gagged damsels in distress. You'll see images of Morrigan, New Las Vegas, Bloodrayne, Final Fantasy, and whatever game Wonder Woman is in ... hell, look for yourself, I don't really follow video games.

The picture above shows various game babes he has bound and gagged sitting together in a room. (Not sure how he does that!) Click on the pic to enlarge it and you'll probably recognize some of them ... plus the ballgags are a LOT more visible.

Below, a video game babe named Lin (not sure what game she's from) is seen full size. Click on the pic to see Obliviondid's gallery page. Enjoy!


So, slavegirl, I take it there is some kind of link between breast size and ear size among your people?"

Naked Paga Slut At Work

"EEEEEWWWW! My hair smells like some other woman's sweaty crotch! I am SO going to wash it!"

A promotional poster for my upcoming (eventually) short film "Paga Slut" one of several new pieces I have uploaded to my deviant art page. (And SO appropriate to deviant art!) You can check them out here!

Update: Never did make that film. It's a LOT of work.

Immortals Features Multi-Damsel Bondage Scene

Ancient slavegirl daisy chain!

Just caought a trailer for the up and coming film "The Immortals" and it looks fricking great! Really beautiful imagery, lots of action (as far as you can judge from the trailer, and chained slavegirls engaging in some sort of ritual. You can check it out here.

Note: Had to brighten the vidcap I made considerably to make it visible. Basically 2011's "Immortals" was a seriously underlit movie whose major appeal was muscular, sweaty guys fighting and wrestling and saying sweaty things. Very little in the way of women in this film, and this is all the female bondage. (They've got some imaginative male bondage, I'll give it that, so if that's the way you like to go, it's prolly worth checking out.)

Slavegirl Musings

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Anti-Bellum

“OK, I’ll play the scene out, but I do NOT think they used nipple clamps on slaves in the pre-Civil War South!”
Image is supposed to be from Dying God a run of the mill serial killer flick, except of course that nipple clamps are almost unknown in mainstream films. Couldn't find the original photo online, and it's disappeared from my files, so I substituted this very nice image of Skin Diamond wearing nipple clamps.

More Thoughts On Heroes

“Let me adjust those chains so you don‘t get too comfortable ...”
I have tried watching “Heroes” a couple of times, but I just couldn’t get interested. No spandex? No capes? The super powers are virtually meaningless without the spandex and the capes!

But I’m really loving “Heroes” now that it’s totally bagging on the Homeland Security Dept. with its Heroes vs. Homeland Security theme. I wanna see Homeland Security types get frozen, fried, carried to great heights and dropped, blowed up real good, and otherwise abused. I’m in, baby!

However, I thought the Tracy in Prison scene could have used some snappier dialogue inspired by the . To wit:

Tracy: I understand the chains and the heat lamps, but why is the NBC peacock on my ass?

Nathan: They don’t call it enhanced interrogation for nothing, baby!

Tracy: All right, but I can handle these heat lamps easily -- I used to work at McDonald’s!

Nathan: (clearly peeved) You’re not supposed to do the degrading confessions until after we start with the torture!

Tracy: What sort of torture?

Nathan: Well, consulting the list of Approved Hot Blond Interrogation Techniques, we’ll start with a chocolate fudge thong, add on a whipped cream bra with nipple cherries …

Tracy: Nipple cherries … mmm, me like! Tell me more!

Nathan: There’s nothing more to tell, it’s degenerated into a bunch of meaningless gibberish and drool. Oh, well, we’ll think of something when the time comes, little lady, you can count on that!


That’s all the dialogue I have right now … the rest is just meaningless gibberish and drool. I’m sure I’ll think of something later.

Heroes Claims A First

“God, working at McDonald’s near the food warmer lamps is a lot tougher than I thought it would be.”

Image source: vidcapt from "Heroes" NBC TV series.

Monday night (February 16, 2009) Heroes had a first for U.S. mainstream television, and perhaps for mainstream television worldwide: In the “Building 26” episode of Heroes, Ali Larter is bound to the floor via a spreader bar attached to manacles on her wrists. A chain extends from each manacle and through a hasp set in the floor behind her, forcing her arms behind the chair she sits in. The chair appears to be bolted to the floor.

That’s some really stringent bondage. It looks very uncomfortable.

It’s also the first use of a spreader bar in US mainstream television. There was a TV movie called “The Fixer” in 1998 that had a spreader bar attached to the feet of a corpse, but it was an erotic thriller kind of movie, more Skinamax that regular television, so I called it a movie in my firsts list. (I have recently been informed of a much earlier movie that will be moving “The Fixer” off the list.)

Unfortunately (and you knew there would be an “unfortunately” just looking at the vidcap, didn’t you?) Larter is chained near heat lamps to keep her from using her super freezing power on people and objects, which means the whole scene is shot in a blurry red glow. Crap. But it’s still a first.

“I understand why you've got my hands chained behind my back, and I understand the heat lamps, but why is there a peacock in my butt?”
"That's what makes it enhanced interrogation, baby."

Xena Unfair

Gabrielle:"Oh, come ON guys! You chain Xena up in a full sirik with manacles AND shackles, and you won't bind me at all! No fair! Look, I'll wrap a rope around my neck for you. You can do one of those breast rope things with my arms tied behind my back, I'll hold them real still for you and you can tie them nice and tight!"

The Bohemian Girl Gets Naked from the Waist Up

Thelma Todd is chained naked from the waist up in The Bohemian Girl. Kinda unusual for 1936. You can see the Youtube video it was taken from by clicking on the pic.

This scene is from an oldie (1936) film called "The Bohemian Girl" a very early example of the superhero flick.

Bohemia is an area of Czechoslovakia known for its production of rhapsodies, some of them apparently written by the Queen of Bohemia herself. The place was known for being artisitically and intellectually well fermented, with all the artists, musicians, intellectuals (aka "bums") and beer brewers that liked to hang out there.

It was also a relatively easy place to get laid in those days, considering that the rest of Europe was dutifully churning out cannon fodder for the next Big Mistake (or World War as they were also called) and didn't have the time or the inclination to have fun.

Into this morass of European dullness and despondency rode a new heroine: The Bohemian Girl. She rode from village to village on her dappled mare Available dispensing free beer, artworks, musical instruments (kazoos, mostly) intellectual enlightenment and sex to benighted folks throughout Europe.

This of course alarmed the civil authorities of the times, who were mostly Republicans, only more so. So they attempted to hassle her whenever they could, and in central Europe when the authorities decided to hassle you, they REALLY hassled you.

In this scene, the guardia of the village of Bad Wallechenstein have charged the Bohemian Girl's horse with jaywalking, with a penalty of ten lashes (in a total miscarriage of justice, her horse only gets five lashes).

After the sentence gets carried out, the Bohemian Girl uses her super bohemian powers to easily break the chains that bind her, demonstrating that she could have done so all along.

"OK, she say, if you're going to strip me and whip me, somebody around here better be prepared to fuck me." And with those words, she leapt on the guy who'd been whipping he, ripped off his clothes, and fucked him senseless.

Which you gotta admit is pretty wild stuff for a 1936 movie, in the darkest depths of the grim evil of the Hayes Code.

What? You say that Bohemian Girl is a Laurel and Hardy comedy? That it has nothing to do with superheroes? That the whipping doesn't ever occur, much less the subsequent stuff I describe? That its sexual content fits quite comfortably inside the incredibly narrow limits of the Hayes Code? Well, uh ... I knew that! I just like my version better.