The Stuff Pulp Magazines Used To Get Away With Back In The 1940s ...

Cover of Sinister Stories from February 1940, before the evil days of the Comics Code Authority. Source: The Golden Age blog.
Found this tasty cover ... and many, many other tasty images of a bondage-licious sort at the Golden Age blog, under the "Shudder Pulps" tag. Check it out!

Jean-Leon Gerome: Bringing Class To Paga Taverns in Second Life Gor

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St. Patrick the Slaver

"Hey, big fella, you like brunettes? How 'bout this one right here? A beauty, trained to unquestioningly serve your every desire! Go ahead, feel her butt, big and luscious! Any of St. Patrick's Angels of Sin will make you believe you have died and gone to heaven ... surely, they are the next best thing!" 
Image source for bound hotties: Kink.com of course! (Image of St Patrick is very old and religious and, well, inaccurate.)
As academics often do, academics are making new discoveries about old stuff, and one of the old things they've made new discoveries about is St. Patrick, yes, the very same patron saint whose day we just finished celebrating. Seems he was not the ex-slave who found God and chased snakes out of Ireland. Instead, as reported by this story on CNN.com, a new Cambridge University study suggests that St. Patrick was a former Roman tax collector who fled to Ireland where he was a slaver.

Seems the real St. Patrick was the son of a Roman tax collector who inherited the very lucrative job. Unfortunately, he inherited it at a time when the Romans were losing power in Britain, and since tax collectors in those days were little more than thieves, in the absence of Roman power his future in England looked like it would have been all mobs, torches and pitchforks.

Ireland lacked a monetary system at the time (seems to be headed that way now!) and so in order to finance his move and his life he most likely would have converted his family's wealth to one of the more valuable, portable commodities of the time: human slaves.

So jolly old St. Patrick was a slaver, most likely. And a tax collector. All the stuff about him being a slave who escaped slavery are based on letters St. Patrick wrote late in life, as he tried to set up his legacy. In short ... lies. Well, that's what happens when the gift o' gab goes wrong.

Ye Olde Kink: Dr. Samuel Johnson, Kinkmeister

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Immortals Features Multi-Damsel Bondage Scene

Ancient slavegirl daisy chain!

Just caought a trailer for the up and coming film "The Immortals" and it looks fricking great! Really beautiful imagery, lots of action (as far as you can judge from the trailer, and chained slavegirls engaging in some sort of ritual. You can check it out here.

Note: Had to brighten the vidcap I made considerably to make it visible. Basically 2011's "Immortals" was a seriously underlit movie whose major appeal was muscular, sweaty guys fighting and wrestling and saying sweaty things. Very little in the way of women in this film, and this is all the female bondage. (They've got some imaginative male bondage, I'll give it that, so if that's the way you like to go, it's prolly worth checking out.)

Adventure Bound Comics Have It Going On

Mostly naked bound and gagged Amazons being herded off to sex slavery by other Amazons. Life is good!

Adventure Bound comics is a site where a variety of artists create comic adventures with a definite bondage theme. There's this story about Amazons at war, another about Barbarian Babes captured, and plenty of other stories about spies, kidnap victims, all the fun stuff you like on a good damsel in distress bondage site. Check it out here or click on the pic above.


It is good to be the queen!

World of Warcraft and Hyborea and Gor Evolved, Oh My!

Combat ... the common coin of the World of Warcraft, Hyperborea and Gor Evolved.

A fellow showed up on the Gorums saying that he was working with a well-heeled company that was interested in developing a pay-for-play virtual world (think World of Warcraft) that would include adult content (think Second Life, thought it is a freebie world, not pay for play). He asked for suggestions, which sparked some thinking on my part, which I'll share with you, because I'm such a nice guy.

You should really look at Gor Evolved (which you apparently did not do) if you want to really assess the potential of Gor for helping populate your virtual world. One of the advantages you cite would be HUGELY popular for Gor Extended players, who typically engage in the dreaded combat thing much more often than BtB players, which is ... no lag. SL Gor fights between huge groups with dozens of players participating typically result in arrows hanging in the air in rows. If your lag solution fixes that, and I'm pretty sure it would, you'd have a huge advantage over SL Gor right there alone.

The ablity to have 1000 avatars on a single sim would be good too. Right now we don't KNOW how big battles in Gor Extended might be because sims typically can't handle more than 60 players at a swat (as the BtB guys how often their battles ... hell, their ANYTHINGS ... bump up against sim limits on the number of players). I can see battles with hundreds of players that last for hours. Tremendous fun for me and the despised "pew-pewers" I think.

And because of its greater emphasis on combat, and on it's better range of roles for women (i.e., female warriors, not permitted in the more tradional Gorean sims) Gor evolved is likely a more productive source of new players from outside Gor. I'm thinking about World of Warcraft (WoW) here. It has eleven million players I understand. I imagine that every months tens of thousands of WoW players think, "Damn, I'm getting bored with WoW and all the other games out there ... I mean, I still like the fighting, but I wish there was more to it."


Sexy slavegirls, the common coin of Hyperborea and SL Gor. That would amount to "more to it," wouldn't it?

Well, what they are thinking about is what Gor Evolved IS. If you can communicate that to WoW players somehow, you might have a conduit that could pump thousands of new players to your world every month, and there's nothing WoW can do about it, because they have to keep that youth market. Your world could sort of "harvest" the WoW players as they mature.

Now an original thought. Why do Gor? Why not do something like the Hyborean world described in the "Savage Sword of Conan" comics? Slavery is rampant in that world, Goreans slavegirls, Masters, Mistresses and such would fit quite naturally into it. I wrote a long article about the Hyborean Age's Gorlike aspects at one time, and came to following conclusion:

The thing about Savage Sword of Conan other than being damn good in and of itself, is that all the elements were there to make it a Gorean-in-everything-but-name comic (as it is, it's damn close to being that). All it would have taken is a little more focus on bondage where the slavegirls are concerned.

My point is, Goreans could live very easily in the Hypborean Age, taking roles as slavegirls, warriors, free women and such that are pretty much the same as their roles in Gor, and you wouldn't have to fight all the prejudice against Gor that now exists. Frankly I think Goreans have a better feel for roleplaying barbarians than anyone else, because they alone have dared to play roles that run counter to modern ideas concerning egalitarianism, sexism, slavery, etc.

You could follow Alice's idea of creating a new land that didnt have any copyright entanglements very easily in such a situation, because much of what Howard laid down in his Conan stories has become generic. Wouldn't be hard to create a Hyperborea-in-another-name because there are a huge number of such places already.

In fact, you might want to consider creating a Gor continent and linking it to a Hyperborean continent. The distance between Cimmeria and Torvaldsland is just not that great, just as the distance between Aquilonia and Ar is not that great.

From the guy's response to my post, he's not interested. Tsk, tsk. I have a tendency to be right about these things.

Spartacus Has The Hotticus

"I want to wrestle with a few gladitors!" Viva Bianca as a Roman patrician lady with the hots for the gladiators.
Well, I didn’t have much hope for “Spartacus” an original sword and sandal series produced by the Starz network. That’s because it was created for the Starz network, which trends heavily toward family-friendly fare. That tends to detract heavily from the potential for hot slave girl action of course.

But hell, it was On Demand for free and I had nothing better to do for various reasons so I watched the first two episodes. It turned out to be the usual buff-guys-in-leather-diapers stuff that defines peplum, borrowing heavily from the cinematic techniques of “300” with lots of slo-mo blood spillage in the fight scenes.

However, there have been a couple of naked slave girls, some slave girls in chains, and even a slavegirl blowjob.

In a scene between the owner of the gladiator stables and his wife (played by a still red-hot Lucy Lawless) the slave girl is used as a slave girl should be. Lucy and her man are planning to fuck, and as they are casually chatting prior to fucking, planning this and that, and the man gestures to the slave girl, who silently walks forward, kneels before the man, and gives him a blowjob.

The whole scene is done exactly right, it’s not a big deal, just a slave girl being used, absolutely no consideration given to her feelings. A little bondage would have been nice to add to the slave girl feel, but really, the deft handling of the scene kinda makes up for that.

Unfortunately, the slavegirl is wearing the usual baggy slave dress while she gives the blowjob (really, if you can’t strip a slave while she’s giving a blowjob, when CAN you strip a slave?).

Lucy Lawless and Viva Bianca, who play Roman noblewomen, both get naked, interestingly enough, but I saw no naked slave girls There was a slave girl in chains, but clothed. It’s like they are shooting all around the target but missing the bulls eye.

A slavegirl in chains ... and a baggy dress. Sigh. Have they learned nothing?
There are of course, many, many, many, many images of mostly naked men, and some images of totally naked men, far outnumbering the images of naked women.

There are two factors that make me think Spartacus might turn into something other than a naked manfest, and they are:

1) Spartacus’ wife has been enslaved by the Romans, it’s logical she should go through a lot to make Spartacus all mad about Rome and stuff, and hopefully that’ll include a heaping helping of bondage and sex.

2) Spartacus is a Sam Raimi production, he of the busty babes with guns action flicks (Think “Day of the Warrior”). The guy knows his cheese.

All that said, Spartacus isn’t one tenth of one percent as exciting as playing SL Gor. Though if you are female or gay, your mileage just might vary.

Son of Sinbad review

Ladies, have your master buy the Sleep-Eez cuff and chain, the cuff and chain that helps you sleep so comfortably that you won't WANT to leave your bed, which is a good thing, because you won't be able to.

My site is updated today with "Son of Sinbad," the Arabian Nights sword and sandal flick that was made back in the 50s, but with Dad in mind. Features hottie Marie Blanchard (see above) tied and gagged as well as chained, and hottie Sally Forrest chained and also dancing half naked. And a whole lot of other hotties dancing half naked and lying around just being hot. And a slave auction with actual bound slavegirls. Pretty damn good for the 50s. Check out my review here.

Cage O Girls!

At last, gentlemen, we have a total, definitive, complete and final answer to the question: "What is more fun than a barrel of monkeys?"

Didn't like that caption, eh? Well, I've got a few others for ya:

Sometimes, the requests made by older children left the Make-A Wish Foundation in something of an ethical dilemma.

"Please don't leave me alone in this cage!" Slave Cindy had cried to her master. Master obliged, but not in the manner she had anticipated.

The hoary old tradition of college students squeezing into telephone booths updated for a new era!

Santa sighed happily as he placed the squirming package next to the tree, knowing that this particular present would make a certain boy very, very happy.