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Showing posts with label celebrity clone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebrity clone. Show all posts

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Emilia Clarke Naked Tied and Fucked: or ... Celebrity Cloned?

An illustration offering a potential explanation for Daenerys Targeryn's sympathy for slaves or ... some invidious blogger using the resemblance between actress Emilia Clarke and her porn clone Natasha Lyn to SUGGEST such an explanation? YOU be the judge! Image source: Sex and Submission.com and promo shot for Game of Thrones television series.

Well apparently the mad scientists are at it again. Emilia Clarke, the actress who plays Daenerys Targeryn on Game of Thrones, HBO's incredibly successful adaptation of George R. R. Martin's "Song of Fire and Ice" fantasy series, has apparently got herself a pornoclone, Natasha Lyn, an adult model who has done some scenes for Kink.com.

Like most clones, she is not a perfect copy of Emilia Clarke, small imperfections and changes which highlight the imperfections of the genetic reproduction process compared to, say, digital reproductions. But of course, human beings are very complex creatures, their surface appearance is hardly all there is to them. So when I tell you that Clarke and Lyn's islets of Langerhans and uvulas are virtually identical, cell for cell, I know you will be impressed!

And DO watch Game of Thrones if you are a fan of things Gorean, cause it's about the most Gorean TV series ever made. Puts the actual Gor movies into perspective! Interestingly, in the book, Daenerys is cast as a liberator of slaves, because she hates slavery. Some have speculated that she hates slavery because her brother forced her into marriage with a wild horseman type, giving her sympathy with what slaves go through.

I personally didn't buy that theory, because what happened to Daenerys is what happens to many noblewomen in the Game of Thrones world. Following the medieval custom, they are married off as best suits the political ambitions of their families (as are princes, on occasion). Granted, Daenerys' personal interests are no more catered to than those of a whore in one of Kings' Landings' brothels, insofar as who she winds up fucking, but I don't see her making the imaginative leap between that and slavery. Most noblewomen would have every reason NOT to make any such leap, as not doing so enabled them to retain their self-image as rich and powerful noblewomen rather than lowly slaves.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Katy Perry Nude and Gagged ... Or Cloned?


On the left, we have Katy Perry naked, well ... nude, she's got a hand coyly covering her breast's pink and pointy part. On the right, we have Katy Perry wearing a bit gag with head harness and with her breast hanging right out there, nipple and all. Good for her! Image source: The Interwebs.

An easy Google search will show that Katy Perry has done a lot more than kissing a girl and liking it of late. She likes to do a lot of things. And apparently, one of them is put on a bit gag head harness and the other is letting one her nipples hang out as she is topless from the waist up and ... hold on ... this just in.

The photo on the right is NOT Katy Perry being all naked and gagged. Turns out, it's a model named Porcelain in a shoot for photographer Corwin Prescott. It's part of a diptych, called "Hunter and Prey" and it's pretty obvious Porcelain is the prey as the naked model in the other photo on the diptych is carrying a gun. (I mean, it COULD be the other way around, but what are the odds?)

DO visit the site, Prescott is a talented photographer who does great bondage art and all kinds of shoots, and Porcelain is fricking gorgeous and WAAAAAAAY less inhibited than Katy Perry. Not that Katy Perry is all that inhibited. The Katy Perry look IS atypical for Porcelain, a shame since she is a dead ringer for Katy Perry in the right makeup and hair (and contact lenses).

Porcelain very likely WAS cloned from Perry at some point in a feat of topnotch Celebrity Cloneage, because that's the only explanation that makes sense in the post-Kyle McLaughlin's dad sells the Spice Girls' moms universe.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Daniel Craig: Bondage Master ... Or Is It A Clone?

James Bondage, you betcha! 
Image source: Break the Logic's photosteam.

Well I don't generally go looking for male celebrity clones, but I found one while looking at some VERY nice shibari suspension bondage on Break the Logic's photostream. The guy who has bound and gagged the woman so nicely is clearly a clone of Daniel Craig's. Now as to why mad scientists created a celebrity clone of Daniel Craig, I think that's fairly clear: it is to cloud the minds of women with fantasies of being bound by Daniel Craig. So whatever you do, female readers, don't fantasize about Daniel Craig tying you up and subjecting you to all sorts of sexual delights. It's what they WANT you to do!

Monday, April 9, 2012

Dr Who Lesbian Orgy With Jenna Louise Coleman

"Are you SURE you're Daleks?" 

Image source: Kink.com shoot 16840 "All Girl Public Disgrace With Penthouse Pet" starring Melissa Jacob.

It's recently been announced that the latest addition to Dr. Who's long list of comely female companions will be played by the British actress Jenna Louise Coleman. And Coleman is comely indeed!

However, the moment I saw the publicity photos (see inset) I knew that I'd seen that face before. And so I have ... check out this image from Public Disgrace.com which clearly shows Jenna Louise Coleman (or her clone) being molested by half a dozen women getting all in her business like Dr. Who gets in Daleks' business, only with less cries of "Exterminate! Exterminate!" It looks like the next season of Dr. Who will take a direction never taken before by the long-running series.

Well it beats Dr. Who having an invisible alien friend whom only he can see and hear.

Of course, it COULD be a wayward clone of Jenna Louise Coleman, or even someone who merely kinda looks like Jenna Louise Coleman who is in the employ of Kink, Inc., but come on, who would believe a thing like that? It is to laugh!

For more on Jenna-Louise Coleman's celebrity clone, porn star Melissa Jacob,check out this post.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Julianne Moore and Mary McCray: Celebrity Clones?


On the left, we have actress Julianne Moore. On the right, bondage model Mary McCray. They are not identical, but there's a strong facial resemblance, especially around the eyes. Are they ... clones?" Image source: Julianne Moore, standard mug shot, all over the Internets. Mary McCray: Hogtied.com.

Some would say that the resemblance between Mary McCray and actress Julianne Moore (The Big Lebowski, Short Cuts) is entirely superficial and not all that complete. I say it's just the result of a semi-successful attempt to clone Julianne Moore. And an excuse to show how gorgeous McCray is. Oh, wait ... she's not in bondage in that pic ... just naked.


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