Wednesday, August 29, 2018

The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins Now Available on Amazon

I've combined “Jinkie Jenkins, Interstellar Sex Reporter – Assignment: Durango 3” and “Jinkie Jenkins on Sexquest Station” and “Attack of the 100 Foot Virgin” into a single tremendous volume, “The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins.” It's 108,000 words long, and while some people would say it won't make you richer, thinner and smarter, there's no scientific evidence that it WON'T. And that means it WILL make you richer, thinner and smarter, by Occam's Shaving Brush.

Jinkie Jenkins is the story of a virginal young wannabe investigative reporter who is hired by the Interstellar Inquirer and put on the interstellar sex beat by her shady editor. She wants to cover the kidnapping of Alderan, an entire planet, supposedly done by the Borkistani pirates. Instead of tracking down the pirates, she finds herself encountering rump plug plopping contests, herds of wild ponygirls, sex slave training pens, and hucow stampedes, and she buys a sex slave on the cheap and becomes a 100-foot naked virgin giantess. That's the sex beat for ya.

(Yes, hucow stampedes! You know how many other stories have hucow stampedes? None of them! THAT'S how original this story is!)

Seriously, “The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins” is seriously funny science fiction, and it's sexy as hell, too. How funny and sexy? Well, suppose you time traveled into the present and met a woman with the sexiness and looks of Estella Warren, and the funny of Tina Fey. You'd have to marry her, right? Well, that would be Iliza Schlesinger! Or if you're a woman, suppose you met a man as handsome as Ryan Reynolds and as funny as Stephen Colbert. That would be … Ryan Reynolds!

So go out and marry Iliza Schesinger and Ryan Reynolds, they're already married to other people in THIS timeline, but hey, this is science fiction and alternate timelines, right? And in the MEANTIME, buy this book! It's just like having Iliza Shlesinger for your wife, or Ryan Reynolds for your husband, if they were into sex slave fantasie -- but in book form. And this book is a LOT easier to get than Iliza Shlesinger or Ryan Reynolds. (I'm not saying they like to play hard to get, mind you, it's just that this book is REALLY EASY to get, I mean, totally slut-level easy, especially if you have Kindle Unlimited.)

By the way, this book is banned on the planet Alderan. And they've got their reasons. No need to go into that here. Read the book and find out why!

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Doera Ex Machina, Book 3 of the Love Slave Robot War Series Is Available On Amazon

Fans asked me to finish the Love Slave Robot Wars series, and, damn … fans! I had no idea! Erotica writers are generally hard up for fans because you know, that would be admitting that they read erotica. They don't even want to acknowledge that they read erotica anonymously!

So, fan mail for an erotica writer is … wow. So, yeah, I wrote a 30,000 word novella to finish that series, and to finish it up in style. It's about a kinky woman who finds herself competing with an android designed for sex, far in advance of what we have now. It's an android that looks as beautiful as any movie star, that moves beautifully, that can talk and walk and crawl like a cat in heat, has a prehensile tongue, and is self-cleaning!

I decided to dive right into the heart of the story, directly attacking the issues of what it means to be human, and what it means to be sentient. And I found plenty of ways to look at these issues from the viewpoint of sexuality, both human and inhuman.

I also had some fun with the parallels between collaring and marrying. In a sex-positive, sexually open society, collaring might be seen as a prelude to marriage.

I had a lot of fun writing this story. I hope you have fun reading it. Here's the blurb!

Jetta was a product of advanced AI tech, a love machine designed to sexually please her owners in any way they desired. Jetta was gorgeous, had no inhibitions, had skin that felt human, was always lightly perfumed, and had some transhuman attributes like a prehensile tongue. Jetta was what she had been designed to be -- every man's dream of sexual desire made flesh. Plus, she was self-cleaning!

And she was the property of Dan, the man whom Anna would like to be the property of with every bit of her kinky little heart. Surely Anna's wit, humanity and desire to serve Dan in ways that exactly matched HIS kinky little heart would give Anna an advantage, wouldn't it? Anna knew how much they had once meant to one another, before Dan had been emotionally wounded by a bad breakup and was suspicious of human women.

In the third and final book of the Love Slave Robot Wars, we dive deep into what it means to be alive, what it means to be human, and how a machine might experiences love and sex, and sexual bondage. This sexual threesome explores the very limits of humanity and sexuality.

Who will win the Love Slave Robot Wars? You will, gentle readers.

This novella is just over 32,000 words long and is part of the Basic Income world.