When the crackerbox girls became a "thing" ... slavegirls with a prize hidden in every one! ... the prizes were really nothing much. It was the crackerbox girl that was the real prize ... and the search for the prize was always more fun than the prize itself! Image source: Hogtied.com.
Alternatively: While Agent X invaded the helpless spy's nether regions, Agent Y made sure the spy was not able to blurt out the information they were seeking ... neither of them was in any hurry to discover the mole! Well, not since that last gerbil they'd found.

Slave Leia In Metal Bikini Bondage

"Oh, great, raped by a giant gangster tadpole. How am I gonna explain this to Han?" Image source: me.

A few years ago I wrote a some fanfic/slash based on Slave Leia's appearance in Star Wars. I dressed it up roman a clef style, changing the names and locations to protect the guilty, then put it in my Powerspack of Short Stories. The Powerspack is out of print now since Mobipocket shut down, so I've decided to rerelease Slave Leia in full fanfic format so Star Wars fans in general can enjoy it. I have an ulterior motive: maybe they'll like the rest of my stuff that IS in print. Well, we'll see what happens. In the meantime ... enjoy!

Shorting Out

"What kind of vibrator IS that?" Image source: Hogtied.com.
The newest craze in modern birthing procedures, Vibrator Assisted Birth, is said to make birthing downright pleasurable and also allows women to squirt out fully formed adults from the womb, saving greatly on child-rearing expenses and time!


Alternatively:
On November 17, 2010, bondage actress Rain DeGray, under the attentions of Isis Love, experienced a bondage slave orgasm so intense that her legs were blown right off!*

*See comment.

Bondage Games Spark Protests in Scotland's First Festival Of The Erotic Arts

Festival organizers have developed some creative solutions to the problem posed by long lines. Image source: The Training of O.com.
Plans for Scotland's first Festival of the Erotic Arts, scheduled to be held in Edinburgh in June 2012 is whipping prudes of all stripes into a froth, according to a report in Scotsman.com.

Tory city councilmember Jeremy Balfour expressed concern in particular over bondage events: “Bondage workshops do cause me concern because that can be humiliating to women and I think it can pick on the vulnerable as well. I think it is degrading and not the kind of thing we should be encouraging in our city in the 21st century.”

I guess it just goes to show that Der Stupid is an international thing. There's also a Church of Scotland prelate prattling on about "degrading=bad" without any regard for consensuality and so forth, the usual social conservative mind rot.

What sets the story apart from what you'd see if it was set in America is that the organizers, instead of curling up into a ball and crying "Don't hurt me! Please don't hurt me!" are sticking to their whips. Festival director Donna McGrory said, “We unapologetically wear our sexualities on our sleeve with the erotic arts festival, which is an event to promote sex positivity and the work of erotic artists.”

I guess next time there is a protest against sexy bondage in the US we can send a delegation over to Scotland to borrow a cup of balls from Ms. McGrory.

Eat A Peach, Already!

This woman never leaves the house. Why should she? Image source: Hogtied.com.

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?

I read once in a book supposedly about life in a sultan's harem that slavegirls were taught a position called "Presenting the Peach" designed to arouse the sultan. I guess this position would be called "eating the peach." But honestly ... what a remarkable photo! So obscene, so suggestive, so weirdly beautiful!

James Deen: The Dom Heartthrob

"OMG! He's so CUTE!" Image source: Sex and Submission.
James Deen is an actor/model who plays the role of dom in a lot of Sex and Submission.com videos, as well as working for other online adult filmmakers. And he's getting press as being, not just a porn star ... but a pornstar who appeals to women.

It's no secret that women are watching ... not just reading ... porn in increasing numbers. But since porn's audience has historically been male, those women who watched it generally had to pick from among the least ugly male stars who seemed to dislike women the least. Especially in mainstream porn (i.e., vanilla non BDSM porn) women tend to get slapped, spat on and generally treated like crap as part of what now passes for "normal" in porn. It's all consensual, but what the hell, it's not to my taste, consensual or not, and I can imagine a lot of women don't like it, though I'm sure some do. Point is, women who watch porn have to go through an awful lot of rubbish to find gold.

(And yes, I understand that many people would have trouble with the notion that a guy who likes women tied up during sex would cavil at the spitting and the slapping, but hey, I'm not pretending that my sexual fantasies come from a rational part of my brain ... and neither should you.)

Deen seems to be the "guy next door" heart-throb that has been missing in porn. I haven't really noticed him, as my attention when I watch porn is on the women. I'm OK with men being in porn, SOMEBODY'S gotta tie those women up and make them scream in ecstasy right through their ball gags. I'd do it myself but I have other responsibilities, like writing this blog and being married.

I think it's overall a good thing that a male heart-throb has surfaced in porn, primarily because he does BDSM stuff as a dom. As I pointed out in "Hottitude of Servitude" in the Slave Leia section, the fact that Slavegirl Leia is the template for what people imagine is a slave girl means that the template for what most people think of as a dom is Jabba the Hutt. Having handsome young James Deen as the template for a dom is a huge improvement. Hell, he's almost as handsome as me!


"What a nice guy!" Image source: Sex and Submission.

For A Twisted Time, Call an Escher Girl!

Caged and cuffed, Spiderwoman could only hope that the supervillain who had captured her did not realize that her web spinner was not located in her wrist. Image source: Marvel comics, but I found it on the Escher Girls tumblr site.
In an earlier post, I mentioned that some feminist sites that decry how awfully sexist comic book art is, can be excellent sources of sexy comic book images. The Escher Girls tumblr blog is a case in point: decrying the way in which comic book artists use and often misuse female anatomy in order to get maximum sexitude out of the images of superheroines and supervillainesses, and also full of images of said sexitudinally maximized superheroines and supervillainesses.

I'm recommending the site not just because of all the tasty imagery, however, but because Escher girls also treats its subjects with a fair amount of intelligence and good humor. They may not be at all happy with the way superheroines look, but they also think some of the things that are done to them are hilarious, and take a certain glee in deconstructing them ... which can be kinda contagious, even if you don't agree that superheroines should all look like gymnasts and dress in dowdy clothing. For example, they have posts in which they draw superheroes mimicking the sexy poses that superheroines often show up in, and they are pretty damn funny.

Fact is, they do have a point in many cases. The superheroines do tend to get stretched in some fairly strange ways. The worst of them look as if their torsos have not only been compressed and stretched, but twisted around several times, too, like they were Stretchina McArmstrong.

So check 'em out! That said, a warning. Not a lot of bondage on the site. I had to go 15 pages deep into it to find the image at the top of this post.


OK, so her waist is way thin and her torso is a weeeeee bit stretchy. I'd hit it! Especially if I were a comic book supervillain!