Friday, July 15, 2016

The Full President Slave Girl Saga Now Available!

Here it is, folks, over 100,000 words of piquant social commentary smothered in a rich, creamy gravy of pure pornographic filth. It's post-Amazon, so the covers are much improved, i.e., more graphic, and so are the contents. Click on the pic to go to Smashwords and get the full volume, or go to the pics below the post to get any of the other volumes. (Book 1 is a freebie, by the way.)

It's been a while since I've published anything but that doesn't mean I haven't been busy. Au contraire! I've figured out a new method of working that has made me much more productive than I have ever been. What I do is, I turn on my computer and pull up my music files and get a nice concert going, then pull up a folder full of porn and set it to display in a slideshow.

With the music for the ears and the porn for the eyes I pull out my cell phone that has a free app called Simple Note on it and then take out a little bluetooth keyboard I got at a discount at Frye's for fifteen bucks (don't mean to brag, but damn …) and I go to town writing my text in Simple Note. It might seem that the porn and the music would distract me, but they don't. They seem to aid in concentration, I think by providing what is for me a pleasant and rewarding environment. Maybe it shouldn't work, but it DEFINITELY does -- my output increased four or fivefold.

Unfortunately, that method of productivity eventually led to a strained back as I was sitting at my desk writing for three hours at a stretch without getting up.

Back spasms are REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL, it turns out ... big muscles that cramp and put you in screaming pain every time they strike. Which was a LOT when my back went out. 

It's all better now, after two or three days spent pausing to scream periodically, things got better. Slowly. I get up regularly and stretch now, none of those three-hour marathons.

Anyway, that's in the past. Here are five volumes of the Eileen MacCammon saga, the story of a moral conservative prude who gets elected President and then unleashes a reign of terror with her Morality Laws restricting commercial sex activities of every kind, and a lot of noncommercial sex activities too. In her arrogance and pride she overreaches even what Presidents can do. She goes after not just strippers, prostitutes, porn filmmakers and erotic book publishers and writers, but also the customers of strippers, prostitutes, porn filmmakers and erotic book publishers and writers – which turns out to be practically everyone.

In the next election, everyone votes for MacCammon's opposition, not wanting to be in jail, or have their loved ones in jail, and the result is the biggest wave election in US history. MacCammon and all her Congressional supporters wind up out of power. And MacCammon is prosecuted for her crimes as President (she over-reached a LOT, it turns out) and stripped of her civil rights, save for the right to life.

Because of this, she can be kidnapped and raped and sexually enslaved by anyone without penalty – she has no right to freedom. Her friends try to hide and protect her, but very soon she is kidnapped by her enemies and given a mock trial and then put through a lot of sexual torments, basically doing most of the things that people got put in jail for just watching during her Administration. She's kept in strict bondage the whole time. Worst of all, her enemies use nanotech to transform her mouth into a homouth, a vagina where her mouth normally is. Sex workers get the homouth voluntarily, and can transform back and forth between normal mouth and homouth at will, but MacCammon's mouth will only transform with activation from a remote control, or by performing the very sex acts that MacCammon was railing against as President.

That's just the set-up, covered in Book 1 of the series, “The Homouth” which is free. The other three books detail MacCammon as she's kidnapped, sold (she can be bought and sold, she has no civil rights) and makes various escapes from the powerful oligarchs and ordinary people who want to have the President of the United States as their very own sex slave. She disocvers a world of slave sexuality and desire, not just imposed on her, but brought forth within her. (The nanoset her captors put in her with the homouth also had the effect of cranking her libido up to 11).

How will MacCammon cope with this new world of slave sexuality? Can she ever come to terms with the gulf between her prudish ways as President and her sluttish ways as a sex slave? Can she own the harm she has done to millions of Americans with her repressive ways as President? And how will it change her?

To put it simply, this is a slave sex-filled odyssey that is full of bondage, rape, sexual bondage, submission, humiliation, and it has a plot, too! A character than progresses and changes! Woo-hoo! Furthermore, since it's post-Amazon, it's not required to pedal back on the sex slave fantasies, which has hindered me a lot. The covers are sexier too!

Read book one for free and if you like it, get the complete novel in complete confidence that you will like it as well. And at 116,000 words of pure pornographic goodness, it's a hell of a deal.

Below are the other new, sexy covers with links to their Smashwords sales pages. The book will be available on other platforms, too, once they pass review … but not Amazon. Amazon's gonna have to grow up a little before it becomes a proper book market.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Promo Video For The Final Veil

You can buy or read it for free on Kindle Unlimited at Amazon by clicking here.

Final Veil Now Available On Amazon

You can buy or read it for free on Kindle Unlimited at Amazon by clicking here.

It's been a long time since I've put anything up for sale on Amazon, and if you think it's because I've been set back by all the blocked books I encountered last November, you'd be absolutely right. But I wasn't just sitting around, I was going wide with my other books, i.e., publishing on other venues, as the post below indicates.

But I've not given up entirely on Amazon, and today I've published "The Final Veil" a 120,000 word mystery novel. Due to the fact that it has a lot of explicit sex scenes and there is a romance between the male lead and one of the characters, I've classified it as an erotic romance, but it's more of a detective story with lots of sex. Here's the blurb:

April Dancer is the best damn belly dancer on the planet. She's been all over social media and on television, a living advertisement for the beauty and grace of belly dance. She's also an openly acknowledged consensual Gorean slave girl, living happily with her master Jeff and her consensual sister in bondage, Kitten. When she disappears, the call goes out to John Bowman, via the beautiful and mysterious Lady Astra, who taught April belly dance, and whose dance studio is next to Bowman's office.

John Bowman is a former Atlanta police detective, now spending most of his time tracking down people who have been cheating on disability and worker's compensation programs for big insurers, and tracking down the occasional missing person. With his crew of technical specialists, and his personal willingness to make it with beautiful women and knock heads with bad guys, he's able to bring resources to bear that get results. And in a case like this, full of sexy slave girls, strippers and belly dancers, Bowman is going to have his lap full.

Who kidnapped April Dancer? One of her lust-crazed fans from her days as an exotic dancer? The Mothers of Propriety, a collection of morally snooty types? Or the ALFALFAns (the Alliance of Lesbian Feminists Against Legalized F*king and Assault) a collection of womyn who despise myn? Or was it a desperate TV-crazed nutjob? Can John Bowman find April before someone decides that murder is no worse than kidnapping and sends April through the final veil that shields life from death?

This novel is a little over 122,000 words long, and each word is better than the one that preceded it!

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Slave Girls Of Outer Space Now On Sale

Now available, along with the erotic version, on the usual gang of suspects' websites. See below for list.
"Slave Girls of Outer Space" and "Slave Girls of Outer Space: The Erotic Edition," are both now for sale on Smashwords and a variety of other sites, including several sites that are not among the usual suspects, such as Apple and Kobo.

The books aren't available on Amazon because they're still in review. Apparently when the Pornapocalypse hit me (see "Setbacks and Achievements" post below) it somehow froze both versions of "Slave Girls of Outer Space" in the middle of the review process, which rarely takes more than a day but has now been in place for, ah ... about two months.

I've not been all that eager to get the books reviewed, because they are a lot closer to the edge of Amazon's TOS than I want my Amazon submissions to be after getting that letter warning that they were going to close my account if I submitted any more edgy stuff. I don't think they go PAST the edge of Amazon's TOS, but I don't want to be anywhere near it in my current works because I still want to be able to publish on Amazon. So I'll leave them in Amazon's Hurt Locker or wherever they are and move on.

It's a shame, they're some of my best work, fun and bouncy and full of adventure, excitement and danger.They're inspired by the first ten minutes of a gloriously ridiculous B-movie called "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity" which promised a story about gorgeous slave girls on the run from space slavers, but which turned into a pallid, seriously underlit remake of "The Most Dangerous Game." I wrote the story that "Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity SHOULD HAVE BEEN ... after the slave girls escape, instead of turning into a poor remake of "The Most Dangerous Game" the slave girls travel the galaxy, encountering aliens, superhuman artificial intelligences, spies and space pirates, having hairs-breadth escapes and kinky zero-gee sex, as well as kinky normal-gravity sex.

Here's where you can find the books:

Slave Girls of Outer Space:
Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Inktera (formerly Page Foundry) Apple (itunes), Kobo, Indigo Books and Music.  (These links lead directly to the book, the ones below lead to the retailer.)

 Blio, Axis 360 (distributes to libraries), txtr (an ebook app for Android devices), Overdrive, Flipkart, Scribd, Gardner's Extended Retail, Yuzu, Tolino (a group of German retailers who have an ebook subisidiary), and Odilo.

Slave Girls of Outer Space: The Erotic Edition:
Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Inktera (formerly Page Foundry) Apple (itunes), Kobo.  (These links lead directly to the book, the ones below lead to the retailer.)

 Blio, Axis 360 (distributes to libraries), txtr (an ebook app for Android devices), Overdrive, Flipkart, Scribd, Gardner's Extended Retail, Yuzu, Tolino (a group of German retailers who have an ebook subisidiary), and Odilo

And for you Amazon Kindle users, Smashwords does carry the story in Mobi format, which is the one that the Kindle uses. Word to the wise!

The Erotic Edition is exactly like the regular edition, only there's more description of this sort of thing:

Adventure, romance, intrigue, intergalactic space operas and ball-gagged, bound women getting their brains fucked out! What's not to like? Image courtesy of Sex and Submission.

Friday, January 29, 2016

Shameless Outlaws, Fifty Shades of Gaia, the Wrangler and Stolen Misery Now Available Online

More books wiiiide open for business! Image courtesy of FuckedandBound.

I've gone wide with several of my Amazon books that have been banned. You can find links for them and all the sites they are going wide at, on my International Bookstore site:

The Wrangler
Shameless Outlaws
Witless on Lothar
Stolen Misery

For the record, the sites are Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Inktera, Blio, Axis 360 (distributes to libraries), txtr (an ebook app for Android devices), Overdrive, Flipkart, Scribd, Gardner's Extended Retail, Yuzu, Tolino (a group of German retailers), and Odilo.

Friday, January 22, 2016

Riverbeast Is Going WIIIIIIIDE!

I am publishing my books to a variety of publishers. In erotica author parlance, this is known as "Going Wide." What can I say? Source: Sex and

As noted in a previous post, some prude got ahold of my Riverbeast books, and they all got banned from Amazon for being too hot, sexy, kinky and fun to sell on Amazon.

I regret that I am unable to sell the books on Amazon, but there ARE other markets, and I've uploaded the entire Riverbeast series: Fink's Revenge, Awakening, Beneath Slavery, Games, The Saloon and The Gambler as well as the single volume that contains all six volumes in the series, Riverbeast: The Journey.

The books are available at Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Inktera (formerly Page Foundry), Blio, Axis 360, txtr (an ebook app for Android devices), Overdrive, Flipkart, Scribd, Gardner's Extended Retail, Yuzu, Tolino (a group of German retailers who have an ebook subisidiary), and Odilo. Yes, I have been a busy author.

Other books of mine have been banned by Amazon, I'll be going wide with them, as well. I'll reserve Amazon for my stories that meet their very narrow definition of what's acceptable

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

"Doin' Time In The Blue Shadows" Now On Smashwords

Click on the pic to go to Smashwords and buy, buy, buy!"

My first story has finally made its way through the Smashwords Meatgrinder (Smashwords' term for the software that converts a manuscript into a variety of formats used by various ebook retailers) and is now available for sale in a variety of formats. More stories should be forthcoming, as I have always kept the formats of my stories very simple, because I understand what XML is and how it works. And with XML, the simpler the better.