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Wednesday, August 29, 2018

The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins Now Available on Amazon




I've combined “Jinkie Jenkins, Interstellar Sex Reporter – Assignment: Durango 3” and “Jinkie Jenkins on Sexquest Station” and “Attack of the 100 Foot Virgin” into a single tremendous volume, “The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins.” It's 108,000 words long, and while some people would say it won't make you richer, thinner and smarter, there's no scientific evidence that it WON'T. And that means it WILL make you richer, thinner and smarter, by Occam's Shaving Brush.

Jinkie Jenkins is the story of a virginal young wannabe investigative reporter who is hired by the Interstellar Inquirer and put on the interstellar sex beat by her shady editor. She wants to cover the kidnapping of Alderan, an entire planet, supposedly done by the Borkistani pirates. Instead of tracking down the pirates, she finds herself encountering rump plug plopping contests, herds of wild ponygirls, sex slave training pens, and hucow stampedes, and she buys a sex slave on the cheap and becomes a 100-foot naked virgin giantess. That's the sex beat for ya.

(Yes, hucow stampedes! You know how many other stories have hucow stampedes? None of them! THAT'S how original this story is!)

Seriously, “The Adventures of Jinkie Jenkins” is seriously funny science fiction, and it's sexy as hell, too. How funny and sexy? Well, suppose you time traveled into the present and met a woman with the sexiness and looks of Estella Warren, and the funny of Tina Fey. You'd have to marry her, right? Well, that would be Iliza Schlesinger! Or if you're a woman, suppose you met a man as handsome as Ryan Reynolds and as funny as Stephen Colbert. That would be … Ryan Reynolds!

So go out and marry Iliza Schesinger and Ryan Reynolds, they're already married to other people in THIS timeline, but hey, this is science fiction and alternate timelines, right? And in the MEANTIME, buy this book! It's just like having Iliza Shlesinger for your wife, or Ryan Reynolds for your husband, if they were into sex slave fantasie -- but in book form. And this book is a LOT easier to get than Iliza Shlesinger or Ryan Reynolds. (I'm not saying they like to play hard to get, mind you, it's just that this book is REALLY EASY to get, I mean, totally slut-level easy, especially if you have Kindle Unlimited.)

By the way, this book is banned on the planet Alderan. And they've got their reasons. No need to go into that here. Read the book and find out why!

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Doera Ex Machina, Book 3 of the Love Slave Robot War Series Is Available On Amazon


Fans asked me to finish the Love Slave Robot Wars series, and, damn … fans! I had no idea! Erotica writers are generally hard up for fans because you know, that would be admitting that they read erotica. They don't even want to acknowledge that they read erotica anonymously!

So, fan mail for an erotica writer is … wow. So, yeah, I wrote a 30,000 word novella to finish that series, and to finish it up in style. It's about a kinky woman who finds herself competing with an android designed for sex, far in advance of what we have now. It's an android that looks as beautiful as any movie star, that moves beautifully, that can talk and walk and crawl like a cat in heat, has a prehensile tongue, and is self-cleaning!

I decided to dive right into the heart of the story, directly attacking the issues of what it means to be human, and what it means to be sentient. And I found plenty of ways to look at these issues from the viewpoint of sexuality, both human and inhuman.

I also had some fun with the parallels between collaring and marrying. In a sex-positive, sexually open society, collaring might be seen as a prelude to marriage.

I had a lot of fun writing this story. I hope you have fun reading it. Here's the blurb!


Jetta was a product of advanced AI tech, a love machine designed to sexually please her owners in any way they desired. Jetta was gorgeous, had no inhibitions, had skin that felt human, was always lightly perfumed, and had some transhuman attributes like a prehensile tongue. Jetta was what she had been designed to be -- every man's dream of sexual desire made flesh. Plus, she was self-cleaning!



And she was the property of Dan, the man whom Anna would like to be the property of with every bit of her kinky little heart. Surely Anna's wit, humanity and desire to serve Dan in ways that exactly matched HIS kinky little heart would give Anna an advantage, wouldn't it? Anna knew how much they had once meant to one another, before Dan had been emotionally wounded by a bad breakup and was suspicious of human women.



In the third and final book of the Love Slave Robot Wars, we dive deep into what it means to be alive, what it means to be human, and how a machine might experiences love and sex, and sexual bondage. This sexual threesome explores the very limits of humanity and sexuality.

Who will win the Love Slave Robot Wars? You will, gentle readers.



This novella is just over 32,000 words long and is part of the Basic Income world.

Wednesday, July 4, 2018

"Attack of the 100 Foot Virgin" A Jenkie Jenkins Novel, Now Available


I didn't intend for "Attack of the 100 Foot Virgin" to be a novel, but it is, and I'm glad it is. I'd planned it as a another 20 to 30 thousand word novelette to go with the first two Jinkie Jenkins story, ending the story arc and setting up further stories if that proves advisable (i.e., if people buy tons of the stories, and the Jenkie Jenkins stories have done very well in the marketplace).

“Attack of the 100 Foot Virgin” is by far the best story in the Jinkie Jenkins series. I had a number of story lines built up in the first two stories that allowed me to create a kinky slapstick climax that takes all the elements from previous stories and in the early stages of this story and brings them to what I think is a funny and satisfying ending.

That took a lot of more writing than I'd bargained for, but as I was adding each element and it fit beautifully I knew I was on the right track. Especially since I was able to draw upon some seemingly inconsequential details I'd set up earlier and make the events that occurred organic to the story, instead of pulled out of nowhere.

“Attack of the 100 Foot Virgin” is 100 percent pure science fiction humor. There are a couple of strong erotic scenes, but they're not the point of the story, they fit within the story very naturally. The experience here is one of reading a fun adventure with interesting, sexy characters and a wild ride of science fiction adventure.

I also had a lot of fun planting little Easter Eggs throughout the story, references to other science fiction and fantasy novels and movies as well as a couple of general pop culture references. I've made up a list of them elsewhere on my subreddit if you are interested.

I was wearing a great big fucking grin when I wrote this story, and it's my hope that my readers will be wearing one, too. Because damn, this was a fun story to write. If it's as much fun to read as it was to write, I'll have struck gold.

But maybe you're saying to yourself, “Pat Powers is bragging pretty strong on this book, but let's face it, he's biased. He wrote the book, of course he thinks it's great. Even if he DIDN'T think it's great, he's got an economic incentive for lying about it, since he wants us to buy his books.”

These are reasonable and valid thoughts. But I have a counter argument. Go to the link for my book and read the free sample and see if it isn't a fun ride that grabs you and sweeps you along. It will cost you nothing, and if I'm wrong, you can say so, right here in this thread. But …. if I'm not wrong, you're in for a very good read. Read the sample and see for yourself. I dare you! In fact, I double dog dare you!

The Easter Eggs

The blurb, in case you are interested:

Oh, noes! Jinkie got kidnapped! What happened to her?

Well we can't tell all, not in this blurb anyway. But in the writhing mass of kinky science fiction erotica, hilarity and fun that some call “Attack of the 100-Foot Virgin” we DO tell all.

And in this blurb, there are some things we CAN say. We can tell you that on Alderan, Jinkie is now known as “The Riotess of Cyzlyk City” and is wanted by the authorities there on numerous charges. We can tell you that Marty Stu becomes a Forest Management Services bot and is eaten a couple of times. That the Mayor of Cyzlyk City comes to believe that a distant city called "France" has declared war on Cyzlyk City, for perfectly good and sufficient Jinkie-related reasons. And we can't tell you why Jinkie HATES being a hundred-foot-tall virgin in the middle of Cyzlyk City square. Wait a minute, we can: it's because she's naked. We just can't tell you why that happens, or why Jinkie is naked. But it's perfectly rational on Alderan.

We also can't tell you why the Rebellion, the mercs, Grab Ass, John Quill, the Borkistanis and the Cyzlyk City copbots all want to get their hands on Jinkie and hotmeat, or why Marty Stu got defenestrated. We can't tell you hotmeat's real name, or Marty Stu and the Interstellar Inquirer's fates.

You'll just have to read the book to find out, you ridiculously silly human, you.

This novel is just a hair over 55,000 words long and we can tell you that it may well be the funniest thing Pat Powers has ever written. Especially that one scene. No, we can't tell you what it is. You'll know.

Saturday, May 19, 2018

The Jinkie Jenkins Stories Are Selling Like Hotcakes, So Time To Cast The Stories Like They Were A Movie

The Jinkie Jenkins stories I've written, Jinkie Jenkins: Interstellar Sex Reporter and Jinkie Jenkins on Sexquest Station have been selling like hotcakes. I don't know why, but I just had two record-setting days in a row, so this is now officially a trend.

I thought I should do something extra to promote them, so I've decided to cast my stories. I've noticed that some readers really enjoy that: pretend that a story or book is a movie and cast actors in the roles they'd play in the book.

I try not to do that when I write a story because I think it inhibits my creativity. Sometimes for minor characters I do it, but not deliberately: the casting just occurs as I think about the character.

J. K. Rowlings ... I mean, Simmons!

For example, when I thought about Grabthar Assurilogan, aka Grab Ass, the editor of the Interstellar Inquirer, I immediately thought of J K Simmons playing J. Jonah Jamesson in the Spiderman movies. I wanted someone gonzo, blustery, demanding and slightly ruthless, and Simmons in Spiderman was just the ticket. So Simmons would have the inside track.

Later, I thought of an elevator pitch for my story: “His Girl Friday” meets a “50 Shades of Gray” meets “Star Wars.” Which would imply Clark Gable or someone like him (nearest current equivalent: George Clooney) to play Grab Ass. But since Jinkie is a virgin, an existing or former marriage between Jinkie and Grab Ass wouldn't work, so Clooney, although a pretty good option, is not the the leading candidate. But a candidate, for sure.)

Captain Chode of Trippin' the Rift, along with 6 of 9, his sex droid.

Another option I thought of was Captain Chode from Tripping the Rift. He'd go great for the science fiction aspect of the story, being a purple three eyed alien and all, and he has a nice sleazeball element to him that would add to the story.  Either or both would work.

Chanandra Bingh

Also Chanandra Bingh, Grab Ass's assistant: anybody who recognizes the name will know that Matthew Perry has the inside track and is in fact the person the character is modeled on, though there are a lot of actors in Hollywood could handle the role just fine.

Burton Gilliam

When I wrote “Pea Eye” (Jinkie's cowboy guide to Durango 3) “was one of those men who looked like he had a second beard already growing beneath his existing beard, even when he was clean-shaven,” Burton Gilliam in “Blazing Saddles” was the person I was thinking of. You'll remember Gilliam's character, he was the chief assistant bad guy who came up to the railroad crew and said, “I don't hear you singin none of those nigger work songs” and wound up leading the other bad guys in singing a rousing chorus of “Camptown Ladies” to show the niggers how it was done. He can do comedy, has the look, so no other candidates in my mind.

Burton Gilliam himself couldn't play the role, sadly, he's too old. But I'm sure there are plenty of heavily-bearded actors with a talent for comedy who could handle the role just fine.

When we get to the lead roles, things get tougher.

For hotmeat, we need an older, but not terribly older, woman. Jinkie is the fiery young reporter, hotmeat is the worldly-wise sex slave. Clearly, hotmeat is much older than Jinkie, but with advanced medical tech, the years just don't show on her body. There's just a certain knowing something in her eyes, the way she carries herself, that announces her wordly experience. This despite the fact that she sings and dances about when happy and loves having promiscuous sex, which may be a product of her differing view of life, or maybe the treatments that keep her physically young, or maybe that wisdom of hers.

Jaime Pressley

We need someone who can do sexy and funny and wise and do most of it naked, or nearly so, while wearing collar and cuffs and shackles, and that's a tough range to cover. But there are an awful lot of VERY capable actresses who could handle it. For example, Jaime Pressley. She's older, and she's still just plain fucking beautiful, to the point she could play Jinkie and it wouldn't be all that unbelievable. She's also very capable of doing the funny, most of her work is in comedy. She can handle worldly, not sure if she could handle wise, only because I can't think of any roles she's had that calls for it.

Jennifer Anniston

Another good candidate for hotmeat would be Jennifer Anniston, who's older, gorgeous and great with comedy. She could also do wise and knowing. I'm just not at all sure she'd do it naked, or nearly so, much less have sex onscreen.

Iliza Shlesinger

Whitney Cummings

My actual top candidates for the role are two actresses who are also stand-up comediennes, Iliza Shlesinger and Whitney Cummings. Both are gorgeous, both can do funny, both can do wise. I'm not sure about either doing nudity, or near nudity (by near nudity, I mean a skimpy thong and some pasties at most. She's supposed to be a consensual sex slave, dammit!).

Elizabeth Banks

Elizabeth Banks is also a good candidate for hotmeat. She's gorgeous, she does sexy well, she's a great comic actress. But she doesn't do a lot of nudity. Just one sex scene showing her butt in a 2011  movie called "The Details." But hotmeat has to run around practically naked in practically every scene, and do sexual scenes in some of them. So, maybe not Banks.

Ana Faris

There's one other option for hotmeat, and that's Ana Faris. Faris is gorgeous, a topnotch actress, and an excellent comedienne. She can and will do naked, she can do sexy and she can do funny, and do them about as well as anyone has ever done them.

That's why I would go with Faris as my lead candidate for the role of hotmeat – there's just no substitute for comedy skills, and Faris has them in spades. I'm sure she'd look good as a redhead, too.

Chris (Helmsworth)

Chris (Pine)

and Chris (Pratt)

The male lead, John Quill: I was thinking of someone looking like Kevin Sorbo when I wrote the character, hunky and broad faced. But Sorbo isn't really great with comedy, he's genial but not sharp, and also a little old for the role. Fortunately we have Chris, Chris and Chris. We got Chris Helmsworth, who did great comedic acting in “Thor: Ragnorok,” we got Chris Pine who has done some nice if mild comedy in his role as Young Captain Kirk in the Star Trek movies, and we got Chris Pratt, who was great in Parks and Recreation and has done funny stuff in most of his movies, specifically Jurassic World and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Any of the Chrises could handle the John Quill role just fine. It's not that easy a role: Quill is simultaneously strong and commanding and easygoing. The actor who had those qualities in spades would be James Garner. I think Helmsworth is the best of the three Chrises in this respect, so I guess he gets the role, though I think Pratt might edge Helmsworth out in his ability to work the comedy.

Finally, there's Jinkie Jenkins herself. I think shes' a much less demanding role than hotmeat, because she's more a product of traditional humor: she's simultaneously enthralled and repulsed by sex, a fairly common trope for young female leads, and she's also got great ambition and dedication to her craft (“I'm a reporter, dammit!”) Rosalind Russell from “His Girl Friday” is about perfect for the role, except for being dead, which I'll grant you is problematical. But we have some topnotch actresses quite capable of following in Russell's footsteps.

Scarjo 

and Amy A.

My first thoughts about Jinkie were Scarlet Johansen and Amy Adams, since they are both strikingly beautiful redheads. (I'm not sure what their real hair colors are, but they've both looked wonderful playing redheads, and that's what counts.)

But I don't think I have ever seen either of them do a really good job of doing "funny." Johansen played a funny role in "The Spirit" but she wasn't funny in it. Not that I blame her -- nobody was funny in that role, and that included Samuel L. Jackson, and he can do funny whenever he wants to. So I just don't know about Scarjo.     

Same with Amy Adams. I've never seen her do comedy. She does beautiful and lovable very well, but then, so do a lot of actresses.

As John Gielgud said on his deathbed, "Dying is easy, comedy is hard."

Emma Stone

Emma Stone has played a redhead in comedy well, in "The Easy A." But she's not what I'd call "strikingly beautiful." In fact, "Easy A" was about a virginal beauty who is dealing with sexuality, so Emma has trod territory very close to Jinkie Jenkins.

Stone did a nude sex scene in "Easy A" which was deleted, so she'd do nudity and sex, but other than that, there are no nude scenes by her. But she's a much better prospect than Johansen or Adams. I don't consider her as strikingly beautiful as Johansen or Adams, but that's a matter of taste.

Aubrey Plaza

Which brings us to another young actress, Aubrey Plaza.  She starred in a film called "The To-Do List" about a scholarly high school grad who decides she needs to learn about sex over the summer before going on to college. So she goes about it in a scholarly way, making a list of sex things she should experience, with losing her virginity at the top of the list, and going down her to-do list methodically, with hilarious results.

There were also nude sex scenes in The To-Do LIst, so Aubrey's got that covered.

So, Aubrey Plaza has been in the same turf as Emma Stone, and she's done very well, for my money. She's not as strikingly beautiful as Johansen or Adams or Stone, but she does comedy better than any of them, and her role in The To Do List shows that she could play Jinkie beautifully. Since comedy skill and willingness to do sexy are paramount, that puts Plaza at the head of the list to play Jinkie.

So, for my dream cast, I have

Jinkie Jenkins -- Aubrey Plaza

hotmeat -- Ana Faris

John Quill - Chris Helmsworth

Grab Ass -- J K Simmons

Chanandra Bingh -- Matthew Perry

And Marty Stu as himself

Of course, this presupposes that whatever script is developed from the stories is a sharp realization of their comic possibilities that fully embraces the sexiness inherent in them, which will make all these actors very eager to land the lead roles. I leave it to the informed reader to guess how likely this is.

In any event, being picked up for a movie is a slim chance at best. But the stories are selling, and if enough sell, Hollywood will get interested. See: 50 Shades of Gray. And my stories are SO much more fun than 50 Shades of Gray.

Thursday, May 10, 2018

Jinkie Jenkins on Sexquest! Now Available on Amazon!

Jinkie Jenkins' adventures continue on Sexquest Station, the filthiest sex hole in the galaxy, although her sylph hotmeat would like to claim that title as well! Click this line to buy the book from anywhere in the world!

The filthiest sex hole in the galaxy! Harsh words indeed to describe a quiet little sexual amusement park set up on giant space station. But that's how virginal reporter Jinkie Jenkins, interstellar sex reporter for the Interstellar Inquirer, felt about it after a few hours spent covering the goings-on at Sexquest Station.

Jinkie's sylph hotmeat, who came along to help out with the sexy stuff (and also because she had sold herself to Jinkie for five credits back on Durango 3) was all over Sexquest Station. Jinkie, product of a very strict upbringing on a sexually conservative planet, was not so pleased, and was heard to say "Eew!" frequently.

That's because Sexquest Station swarmed with sylphs, as naked consensual slave girls were called in the parlance of the Human Quadrant. The sylphs and their owners did one sexy thing after another. There were naked dildo jacks and smiling contests (to see which sylph could keep a smile on her face while being sexually distracted) and there was even a flower show (the flowers being shown, though fully organic, were not in any way plant-derived).

Jinkie grew much more enthusiastic about Sexquest Station when she discovered that the Borkistani sylphers were operating a sylph training pen at the station, as well as providing amusements. The Borkistanis were legal sylphers, but it was rumored that the Borkistanis did considerably less legal things than sylphing out in the crapsack worlds beyond the borders of the Human Quadrant.

The Borkistanis were even rumored to have kidnapped the entire planet of Alderan! It was the biggest news story in the Human Quadrant, and Jinkie was desperate to cover it instead of the sexy, sexy, far too sexy goings-on of sylphs.

Will Jinkie get involved with the Borkistanis despite her boss' strict orders not to? And will the overwhelmingly sexy goings-on of the sylphs on Sexquest Station bring the powerful, unknown feelings that they create in Jinkie to a head?

Guess you'll just have to read the novelette to find out!

This story is over 30,000 words long and is part of the Aspect of Loki universe.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Tavern Sluts Bundle Now Available!

I've combined Yard Sale Slut, Jessica's Virgin Auction and Mia the Contortionist into a single volume, all for just $3.99, or you can get it on Kindle Unlimited. You can get it by clicking this line!

"Tavern Sluts" is the adventures of three women who serve as waitresses in a very different sort of tavern.

We start with Moira, who's at the absolutely lowest point in her life. Moira begins her story bound, gagged and naked, being sold along with various other knickknacks and whatnots by her owners, the Grayson family. When she's bought by a local slut tavern owner, Moira figures it's just another humiliation in the long sequence of humiliations that had led her to literally being part of a yard sale.

But the Smiling Slut Tavern, Moira's new owner, has some surprises in store for her. She had no idea she'd fall in love with one of the customers. And she was unprepared for Sky, the First Girl, whose mysterious psychic powers take Moira's life in a whole new direction.

The next time we visit the Smiling Slut Tavern, a century has passed. Technology has given men and women ways of expanding sexual pleasure greatly.

But technology has potential for misuse, too, and Jessica of Jessica's Virgin Auction is a prime example. Her parents, deeply religious and socially conservative parents put a watcherball on her, a tiny flying camera that could deliver electric shocks. It was very common for parents to put watcherballs on their children, mainly to keep them safe. Most parents turned the watcherballs off when their kids were safe at home.

But Jessica's parents never turned her watcherball off. The watcherball was always right there to give her tiny electric shocks if it sensed her fingers straying southward toward her Forbidden Place.

As a result, Jessica's sexuality is a mysterious unknown territory that she is desperate to explore in the most extreme way possible. And there's no more extreme method that Jessica knows of than to become a tavern slut.

The day Jessica turns 18, she applies to the Smiling Slut Tavern. The manager suggests that she start her slutting career with a virgin auction that might make her rich. It seems too good to be true -- all that attention, all that money, all that SEX! And sweet, sweet revenge on her parents for that watcherball they put on her. 

Which is how Jessica winds up naked, bound and gagged in an alcove at the Smiling Slut Tavern waiting eagerly for the first of ten lucky men who will have her that night.

What Jessica doesn't know is that her auction will be the spark that sets off fireworks throughout the tavern, and which will put the Smiling Slut Tavern on the map as one of the most exciting slut taverns ever and make her name forever famous within the tavern!

Finally, we have Mia's story. Mia, like most women of her times, enjoys the dating scene as it has evolved under basic income. She dates the boys, she has sex with the boys and the boys give her presents. Mia is VERY popular with the boys, because she's very bendy and very submissive.

Mia's problem is that she likes the sex with the boys all too much. Girls are supposed to string the boys along, releasing the kitty from the bag bit by bit, never emptying it. But athletic, vital, sensuous Mia had a tendency to empty the bag on the very first date. 

Tavern sluts get to empty the bag all day long, every day, with a lot of different boys and girls. But Jessica can't become a tavern slut because tavern sluts are the enemies of regular women, always on offer along with all the other items on the menu, making it so much harder to string them along. How could she maintain her friendships with the other dating girls when she was in the enemy camp?

It's a tough situation which requires a supple mind to deal with, but Mia is nothing if not flexible.

These three stories have already been published separately. If you've already bought them, you won't find anything new here. If you haven't bought them, shut up and give me your money. You'll be glad you did!

These three stories together are over 86,000 words long, and are part of the Basic Income universe.

Jenkie Jenkins: Interstellar Sex Reporter -- The Story On Durango Three Now Available


The Story So Far ...

“I'm going to be a sex reporter? And my beat is going to be WHAT?”

Those are the first words of newly hired reporter Jinkie Jenkins, right out of journalism school, when her editor, Grabthar Assurilogan of the Interstellar Inquirer, put her on the Sylphs of Space beat. Jinkie was outraged. She wanted to cover the crime beat, specifically, she wanted to investigate the most exciting crime story in the Human Quadrant, the kidnapping of an entire planet.

But her editor insisted that she was on the sex beat, take it or leave it, and Jinkie was a reporter, dammit, so she took the sylph beat, even though she was from a planet where women were encouraged not to think about sex, much less have sex, prior to marriage. And since moving offplanet, she had stayed true to her planet's sex values, or tried to.
Yet here she was, a sex reporter, and on the Sylphs of Space beat, yet!

Sylphs were a popular cultural phenomenon on most planets, sex-positive, submissive women who liked playing at being sex slaves and other things. And thanks to advanced nanotech that let them shape their bodies and minds to suit their desires, play they did. Bound and gagged and chained and collared, they played with gusto at pleasure. People were fascinated by the doings of sylphs and the people who played with them, which is why they were a staple of sex reporting.

On her first assignment, Yahoo City on the rural planet of Durango 3, Jinkie will find all sorts of people. There will be her local guide Pea Eye the woman wrangler, the most masculine man she has ever met. There will be hotmeat, the wise sylph. There will be hucow stampedes and barroom brawls. And there will be her editor Grabthar, harrying her via interstellar holograms about the chaos that Jinkie leaves in her wake as she covers the sylph life of cowboys and hucows on Durango 3.

Can innocent and chaste Jinkie cover the story of of this wild women of outer space without being overwhelmed by the libidinous promptings of her long-stifled sex urges? And will Jinkie ever make any progress in breaking the planet kidnapping story open?

You'll just have to read this lighthearted, sexy space opera to find out. It's a little over 23,000 words long. If you're looking for a funny science fiction space opera set in an interstellar empire where human beings use nanotech to alter their bodies and minds to suit their fun, kinky sexual urges, you've found it!

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Tavern Slut 3: Yard Sale Slut Is Now Available on Amazon


This is the third story in my Tavern Slut series, and it's different from the others. It's set in the present day, or something very like the present day, somewhere between 50 to 100 years from Tavern Slut 1: Jessica's Virgin Auction and Tavern Slut 2: Mia the Contortionist. Therefore, there's no advanced sexual tech here. No anal clits, no oral clits, no hormone enhamcement sets, no nanotech enhancement of the body at all. It's pretty much what we have in the present day. There's also no Basic Income.

There are some minor differences in the world of Yard Sale Slut and our present world. The most obvious difference is the existence of Slut Taverns, but their existence implies some major differences, major enough that it might be best to think of the world of Yard Sale Slut as an alternate timeline that is very close to our current timeline, one that differs very little from us in most respect.

The big difference is the existence of slutting. I came up with "slut" as an alternative to the word "slave" to keep Amazon's censorious types from blocking my books. Very much like other erotica writers came up with the concept of "dubcon" to slide around Amazon's rules about rape. (You can't portray rape in erotica, period). Slavegirls are a little different, they're not NECESSARILY being raped, but the power imbalance implied by slavegirls gets every red flag going for Amazon censors, so it's best to sidestep it if you can.)

But slutting quickly grew into its own thing in my mind. It became a lifestyle choice for sex positive submissives in a society that recognized sex positivity as a valid lifestyle and had alternative social norms and rules that allowed sex positive submissives to live as they liked to. We've got nothing like that in reality. The closest we have is the kink lifestyle, and the dating lifestyle of young adults, but the basis of those lifestyles is that they be hidden, concealed from public view and knowledge. For example, we have BDSM clubs, we have strip clubs, and in Nevada we have whorehouses, all places where various kinds of sexual activities occur behind closed doors. It's allowed, in the places where it's allowed. But you do most of those things on the street, you're in jeopardy.

But in a fully developed sex positive society, you might be able to have sex in public and it would be OK. The people involved would just be slutting, expressing their sex positivity in public in a society that's OK with sex positivity.

Tavern Slut 1 and Tavern Slut 2 occur in the context of a fully sex positive society, but Tavern Slut 3 is in a society where the sluttery remains hidden, but is accepted, so long as it remains hidden. So you can go to a slut tavern and buy food and drink and fuck the waitress, no problem. There's not much public approbation for doing so, except for the religious conservatives, who are not culturally influential.

Times are also hard economically. Jobs, especially good jobs, are scarce. Nobody has to slut, but the economic benefits of doing so are great, if you're young, female and pretty.  Basically, you've got a "Get Out of Poverty Free" card. And a lot of women use that card. Moira uses it, though she frames her decision in terms of taking the Way of Acceptance promulgated by one of her favorite Renaissance poets.

So, a very different story, but still, I think, an engaging one, because like the other "Tavern Slut" stories, it's about women finding their way through sex positivity, through expressing themselves sexually and taking full ownership of who they are. It's inspiring, really, most especially this one.

Here's the blurb, if your'e interested:

Moira was the most brilliant literature student in Warwoman Dell, Kentucky. She got a scholarship to college and fell in love with Renaissance poetry, and graduated with a degree in literature, only to discover (to the surprise of no one but her) that there were no jobs around for literature majors. There were teaching jobs, but they were very rare in these tight economic times, and those that were available tended to go to people with connections, which Moira had none of.

Moira felt that somehow her love of literature would carry her past that point, just as it had carried her out of Warwoman Dell. But … her love of literature was stopped cold by the uninterested job market.

Fortunately, Moira had a skill – she was a natural born submissive and slut. She loved to have sex with lots of partners, and to be bound and gagged while having sex. But she loved doing it on her own terms, not professionally, as a way of making money. 

Moira also felt that if she let her slut nature out to play too much, people would think of her as a slut, and nothing but a slut, and ignore the intellectual side of her that led her to become an expert in Renaissance poetry. Because people HAD done just that, back in her hometown and in college.

That's what led Moira to take a berth on the “Elon's Prospect” as a deck hand trainee – hard, low-paying, dangerous work that most weren't desperate enough to touch. It was that or stay homeless, or take up professional slutting. 

But Moira, uninterested in being a deckhand on a fishing boat, was not a good deckhand. She felt that Captain Dekkish had overstated her incompetence: she had only poisoned the crew with her cooking once, for example. And her mistake with the fishnet line hadn't washed half the crew overboard, only a couple of them, and they'd recovered them just fine.

That's how Moira wound up marooned by the crew in Mossport, Virginia, chained in the basement of a slutting agency. She could have said “To hell with it” and gone back into the streets – nobody had to slut against their will. But she decided to adopt The Way of Acceptance advocated by one of her favorite Renaissance poets, and so she stayed until she was bought by a lovely older couple, the Graysons, as a gift for their son Jeffrey.

After a few months, Jeffrey went off to college, and didn't take Moira with him, saying she would distract him from his studies. And so Moira wound up being sold at a yard sale by the Graysons. It was the low point of her life, and she knew it, because she felt VERY low.
Little did Moira know that better luck was just around the corner, waiting to usher her into a world where she would be valued for her slutting AND her intellect by a very dominant and capable man who would fulfill her sluttish yearnings and challenge her intellect, leading her to a new world of achievement and adventure.

Read Yard Sale Slut and see how it all goes down. Or rather, up.

Tavern Slut 3: Yard Sale Slut is over 33,000 words long, part of the Tavern Slut series, but very much a standalone, set a hundred years prior to the events in Tavern Slut 1: Jessica's Virgin Auction and Tavern Slut 2: Mia the Contortionist (links in the back of this book).



Saturday, January 20, 2018

"Slut Race 3250!" Is Available On Amazon!


The years is 3250. The planet is Margus 5. The event: a Slut Race, in which female sluts make love with male riders, the men seeking to drive the sluts to multiple wonderful experiences, the sluts seeking to make the Masters have a wonderful experience without having wonderful experiences themselves. It's an endurance contest that continues until overwhelming waves of pleasure drive a racer to have a wonderful experience.

Truly, there are no losers in a slut race, especially on Margus 5 where the arena's audience follows right along with the slut racers in the forcefield beds that fill the arena they perform in.

The contestants: Buck Ram and his slut Emporia Longstrider Mystique, and Gunnar Blast and his slut Proudfoot Honoria Slipstream. Buck and Emporia train together for the slut races, as do Gunnar and Proudfoot, but for the race itself, they switch partners and go at it with everything they've got.

In 3250, they've got a lot: all sorts of gear to restrain and excite the women, not just mechanical devices, but force fields they can float on as they sport with their riders and neural enhancements that put pleasure centers in places where pleasure centers don't exist in unaugmented humans.

To prevent themselves from being overwhelmed by pleasure, the slut racers have only the mental disciplines known as Marusian subspace and Marusian domspace, which allows sluts and riders to vastly increase their ability to contain the surging waves of pleasure created by their systems and their partners.

All of these people, devices and techniques come together in the incredible futuristic spectacle known as a Slut Race. Who will win and how will they win? You'll have to read the story to find out.

This story is 17,400 words long.