Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Status Update

Yah, I'm still in the thrall of SL Gor. Damn, it's fun. A real writer's game.

Looking Cherry

Another great image from Fucking Dungeon. She’s naked, she’s bound, some guy has his cock in her heat, and she’s giving the camera a come-on look. Nice work. When a model looks at the camera like that, it’s as if she’s breaking the fourth wall, saying, “I’m just a girl in bondage being fucked, nothing more, nothing less. The model’s name is Cherry, hence the title.
Image from Fucking Dungeon dot com.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

I’m Virtually Wealthy!

This picture has NOTHING to do with today’s post. However, in an earlier post, I did threaten to post beautiful images of women’s pussies each time I found one. And I have. This one. Damn. Don’t tell me women’s genital aren’t beautiful. Now you know why some call them “flowers.” From Fucking Dungeon just so ya know. (Yes, it‘s also the “Disney butt“ model (Jasmine Jolie is her nom de porn) referenced earlier on this blog.)

As a writer, it’s wonderfully ego-stroking to have people paying real cash to read your books. Especially if you translate their cost into SL currency. In SL each of my books runs you over 1200 Linden dollars! And they’re WORTH it, dammit! Twelve hundred Linden dollars each … I’m virtually wealthy!

It sounds so much more impressive than five dollars US.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Oh Shit I'm A Butter Head

Prepare to laugh your ass. Unfortunate phonetic coincidences are fully exploited as we see the Gorean "Love Dance of Ti" done to an Indian ditty dubbed "The Nipple Song," which immortalized the phrase in the title, as far as I am concerned.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

John Norman: Better Than Tolkein

So then when Master John bought Slave Kat his Free Companion Marianna was all, “Eeeewwww, not ANOTHER slave,” even though the First Girl on his chain Tami was COMPLETELY cool with it!” Yes, there IS gossip on Gor. There are female players, therefore, there WILL be gossip!

I don’t think highly of John Norman as a prose stylist or a philosopher, but I do think he was a genius. His genius lay in his ability to create a world as complex and internally consistent as J. R. R. Tolkein’s Middle Earth, only much more interesting and better, if you’re an adult, most especially if you are female and adult. Because whereas Tolkien kept his focus entirely on warfare (hence spawning World of Warcraft, an obvious Tolkein ripoff) Norman took in the slaveholding aspects of ancient civilizations and used them as the basis for adding dominance and submission (and bondage, of course) sexual fantasy to his world.

And while many guys love video games based strictly on warfare, women like games based on richer, more complex stuff, and Gor was in that respect MUCH richer and more complex than Middle Earth.

And whereas Tolkien’s Middle Earth was almost entirely rooted in European mythology, Norman’s much more extensive body of work (28 Gor novels so far, all very thick tomes) is based on a variety of cultures -- most notably ancient Greece and Rome, but also the Viking, the Indians, the Mongols, the Arabs and others, all convincingly portrayed with great detail as to their lifestyles and habits, yet all with a distinctive difference that does make them an actual alien culture.

As a result, Norman created a world that is so compelling that its Second Life incarnation (known as SL Gor) draws in players who are not even into sexual dominance and submission play. That’s because the combination of a very well thought out alternate world full of adventure, mystery and romance with an intensely felt sexuality that permeates its culture is quite simply explosive in its effect on participants.

SL Gor is orders of magnitude more compelling than any other entertainment I have ever encountered.

Let me try to make what I’m talking about more clear with a concrete example. In a lot of online games like World of Warcraft you can be a member of a group that raids other groups/cities/camps/whatever, and grabs booty -- gold, weapons, armor, food, medicine and whatnot, although there’s not really a lot of whatnot. You go out, you fight, you have a great victory (or a tragic defeat) you head home and tell lies about what you did to anybody who will listen and gear up the for the next raid.

You can really get into the World of Warcraft game because the various cultures and races -- orcs, elves, humans, etc., have well thought out, convincing cultures. It doesn’t feel like it’s just some flimsy excuse for battle, though frankly the game’s emphasis on battle may just obscure that fact a bit.

Now let’s look at how a raid proceeds on SL Gor. You get together with your buddies (of whatever gender, a lot of panthers and such on SL Gor), you go out and fight and have a glorious victory, capture some booty, go home and tell lies about what you did, and have sex with your booty, often while lying to your booty as well.

Only on SL Gor: a sign advertising a blood auction in the City of Fina. Blood auctions are auctions in which the right to sexually use a virginal (white silk) slave for the first time ever is auctioned off. Now That’s a civic event!

Because of course, in SL Gor, with its high proportion of female players, there are a ton of slave girls in most cities, panther camps, outlaw camps and pirate ports, many of them happy for the chance to be whisked away for some captive slave girl roleplay. Most of them just LUUUURRVE to be captured, stripped of all their clothing, tied up,and sexually used because they’re adult women and they like it.

Yes, I am saying that in SL Gor the booty is actual booty … slave girl booty, to be exact, though panthers get captured and used a lot, too.

And even outside the context of raids, the lives of slave girls in SL Gor consist of being used, either by their Master or all Masters, and by used we mean exactly that … the Master controls all aspects of the sex, where and when it will be done, how it will be done, how long it will last, and the slave girl must serve as ordered. (Of course, a player behind a slave girl avatar has the option of ending any scene in SL Gor just by moving her avatar to another location (called TPing out, short for teleporting out). But they rarely do so, because they are playing slave girls for a reason -- they like being used and controlled.

Don’t get me wrong. Although SL Gor is full of sexuality and has many opportunities for combat, that’s hardly all that goes on. Most of the castes represented in the books are representd on SL Gor, with plenty of scribes, bakers, merchants, builders, administrators, metalworkers and whatnot. Free women often play these roles, but there are plenty of male players as well. Though as you might imagine, most men play warriors of some kind and most women play slave girls. Since it’s possible to have more than on avatar however, many players play two or three roles at once, getting to experience a variety of Gorean roleplay instead of constantly being stuck in warrior/slave girl mode. (I don’t see how they do it, but they clearly do.)

The richness and detail of Gorean culture, with its castes, its homestones, its laws of conduct, and its varying groups, means it doesn’t feel like a cheesy backdrop for fighting and sexing -- and it’s not. There are a lot of players who never fight in SL Gor, and many others who never have sex, finding their interests occupied by other parts of the game. The game is rich, deep and involving, in ways others are not. And although players bitch regularly about not getting enough roleplay, or not getting enough sex, or getting too much of either, and many other things besides, they keep coming back.

World of Warcraft and its ilk have plenty of opportunities for combat and some opportunities for roleplay, but NOTHING like the richness and variety of SL Gor. It’s as close to actually living in another world as you can get right now, a DAMN sight closer than anything else I know of.

Damn. I’m only BEGINNING to paint the picture here. But I hope it’s taking shape.

You can visit Second Life and find out for yourself here.

Friday, August 7, 2009

I Think Somebody Rocked Her World

Fank ewww, mafftah!

Just had to share: the very picture of a good time. It’s the eyes that really do it … rolling back in her head AND crossed. Check out the closeup below:

My butt feels like Disneyland!

Pic courtesy of Fucking Dungeon.

Friday, July 31, 2009

SL Gor: It Is Not Just About The Sex -- Kinda

Though it does have its rewards.

OK, in my previous post about the Gor sims in Second Life (henceforth referred to as SL Gor) I wrote a phrase that I generally associate with hypocrisy, dishonesty and general stupidity. I wrote:

“Its not just about the sex.”

I despise the phrase and the people who use it because most of the time they are making a transparent effort to disavow their sexual interest in something or other. The classic example is the old joke about Playboy Magazine: “I read it for the articles.” The lie fools no one to such an extent that it has become a joke, as the lie is generally trotted out because the liar feels compelled to do so even though he or she knows it will fool no one, but it provides them with what they think is cover for their interest. They are so embarrassed to admit publicly to any sexual interests that being an obvious liar seems less terrible for them.

So let state now and for the record that I LUUUUUURVE the fact that SL Gor is full of a number of naked or nearly naked slave girls who are submissive, who will fur you (Gorean for “fuck you” as fucking is generally done “in the furs”) any way you like, because there are a LOT of them … more women than men play SL Gor.

Let there be no doubt about it -- this is a very important point to me, and without it I would have little or no interest in SL Gor.

That said:

“It’s not just about the sex.”

If the B/d slave girl sex were ALL I was interested in, Second Life has an active BDSM club scene which most definitely IS all about the B&D slave girl sex, among other things. (And to be honest, many Goreans have alts that have been or are in the Second Life B&D club scene.)

So within THAT context, I am saying that SL Gor is all about the adventure, the romance, the combat (yes, there’s combat and plenty of it for those who like it) and excitement of living the life of a Gorean character (in my case, that of a Gorean Master).

In my next post I will endeavor to get down to the nitty-gritty and explain exactly WHY SL Gor is orders of magnitude more entertaining than any other medium in existence, including other parts of the Internet. And while it’s not JUST about the sex, the sex is an important element. Crucial, even.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dusting Off The Cobwebs

:::Dusts Off the Cobwebs:::

Those of you who have decided the reason for my absence from this blog and from my website and also from every freaking website I formerly frequented is that SL Gor has swallowed me whole are absolutely right. It has done that. And it has convinced me that every word I have written over the last few years is in vain, for nothing … no book, no movie, no website, no ANYTHING is even a tiny fraction as engaging as SL Gor.

Roleplaying in SL Gor is by far the most intensely pleasurable experience I have ever had in my entire life that did not involve my actual, fleshly cock and an actual, living woman. There, I’ve said it.

There are no words to describe how much more intense and pleasurable SL Gor is than other media. But I can feel my subconscious mind working on the problem, which means that eventually, the words are going to spew out of me like lava out of an erupting volcano. And so I’m going to repurpose this website to that end, trying to find ways of describing what makes SL Gor so intense and rewarding.

Because, and it amazes me to see these words coming out of my word processor, but they’re true so I’m going to say them: It’s not just about the sex. Which, granted, there is plenty of. But there’s so much more, and I’m going to talk about it. Also, the cybersmexing, of course. I mean, I may have gotten into SL Gor, but I’m still me.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Takin’ Out The Trash

People said she was trashy, and maybe she was, but that was no cause to treat her like this.

Image from

A New Kind of Jewelry

“Well, it has chains like a necklace, but I’ve never heard of a pendant that you wear in your mouth.”

Image from something called “La Total” episode 1.

Friday, May 29, 2009

A Normal Woman

A normal woman would probably also notice that she was bound and gagged.

Image from the Justice League of America comic book series, I think.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Overly Helpful

“I just HAD to tell him an over the mouth gag wouldn’t silence me without packing!”

Image courtesy of some European TV series or film entitled La Vacances de Lamour. It means the available hotel rooms of love, I think.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

It Beats Getting Ink All Over Your Face

“There’s GOT to be an easier way to get a set of lip prints!”

Image courtesy of of some European TV series or other.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Not Yet A Tradition

“I don‘t remember this part of the Japanese tea ceremony.”

Of course, if the people who make hentai had any say in the matter, it WOULD be a part of the tea ceremony. Only the damsel would be naked. And with a vibrator taped inside her.

Image from the late, great fantasy series, Special Unit 2.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Kinky Peelings

“All right, I admit it -- peeling potatoes CAN be kinky … Can I stop now? All of them?" (Sighs.) "I had a feeling that would be the answer.”

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Hide the Nipple

“Now, which nipple is under my hand?”

This image is exactly what it looks like: a free public breast cancer screening for exhibitionist submissives. Proceeds went to the Institute for Sexy Stuff.

This is the other image of a woman’s vagina that I didn’t want to blot out. The sight of her pussy lips really crank up the “exhibitionist’ and “submissive” elements .

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Rethinking Pussy

I’m changing my policy on blotting out images of women’s vaginas in my blog, mainly because a couple of recent posts would have been a lot more powerful if they had had the original image in place, rather than having the vagina blotted out … and I’ve got an upcoming one that is the same.

Specifically “Hard to Reach Spots” is more powerful with the woman’s actual hard to reach spots showing, as in the original, making the point of the joke more powerful graphically. In addition, “Gland Opening” is a LOT more powerful if the actual “Gland Opening” is displayed, saying “Welcome Home” in extremely powerful terms.

Since my site is rated as “adult” anyway, I figure I might as well take full advantage of the opportunities it offers.

To that end, I have updated both images and made them as they should be.

I promise only to use images with the vagina showing where it affects the point of a joke, or contributes to it in some way. I won’t show them just to show them … unless of course I find an image of a really lovely one. Then all bets are off.


“This is nice, but the Darth Vader costume really needs the big hat and the dark sunglasses as well.”

She felt relieved at first when they put the muzzle gag on her because it meant they were probably planning to only humiliate her by making her get on all fours and bark like a dog while wearing it. Then she saw them coming with the butt-plug tail.

Image from the film, "The Human Quality."

Monday, May 18, 2009

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Slavegirl Musings

“Ha! Master didn’t have me lick it clean! What a chump!”

The floor certainly had hard to reach spots, thought Slave Callie. Then she thought back to the days before she became a slave girl … when SHE was the one that had hard-to-reach spots.

Image courtesy of Fair warning -- they’re a lot farther toward SM than BD in most of their images.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Top Five Signs You’ve Been Watching Movies And TV Shows For Their Bondage Content For Too Long

“Man, if this gag doesn‘t stay on this time, I‘m gonna shoot myself!”

5) You are male and you regularly TIVO soap operas and Lifetime Movie Channel presentations.
4) You are human and your number one most-watched cable channel is The SciFi Channel.
3) When a TV show listing includes the words “kidnapping’ or “hostage” you salivate.
2) You’ve never seen an episode of “Superman” but you can identify Noel Neill AND Phyllis Coates just seeing the top half of their faces.

And the number one sign you’ve been watching movies and TV shows for their bondage content too long is:
Every time you read or hear the words “Of Human Bondage” you grit your teeth, remembering how much that movie disappointed you.

Friday, May 15, 2009


“OK, I’ll play the scene out, but I do NOT think they used nipple clamps on slaves in the pre-Civil War South!”

Image is from Dying God a run of the mill serial killer flick, except of course that nipple clamps are almost unknown in mainstream films.

Thursday, May 14, 2009


“Oh, man! They left off the one strap I really like!”

Image is from Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals a film that got that title after all the OTHER cannibals turned down the chance to appear in it.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Christina Ricci On Display

“You want me to raise my arms even higher Master? Why?”

Gorean Positions:

The slave rises, standing erect with legs a shoulder length apart, the back straight, head high with eyes lowered, raising the arms and bending them at the elbows, entwining the fingers behind the neck for inspection.

Notice that Christina Ricci is posed in the Gorean “display” position (see above) while chained and half naked in the promotional photo for the movie “Black Snake Moan.” Coincidence … or Conspiracy?

Monday, May 11, 2009

Banjo Pickin' Time!


“No one’s in the kitchen with Dinah,
And she’s chained up wrist to toe!
No one’s in the kitchen with Dinah,
So she’s playing the old banjo!”

Image courtesy of

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Too Much Of A Good Thing ...

“I’ve heard of bukkake, but this is RIDICULOUS!”

Image is from something called “ctyrivrazdystacidrahouskup” another jumbled up name I can’t decipher.

Why Save Chuck

“You out there, come in slowly! I’m wearing only my sexy black underwear and I have a gun. YOU’D better have some ropes and a gag!”

Fans of the TV series “Chuck” are rallying to save the series from cancellation. Why should we care? Because hot blond series female lead Yvonne Strahovski keeps winding up in situations like the one pictured above. She even wore a Slave Leia outfit in one episode. We need her … and I guess Chuck as well.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Ultimate Gorean Bondage

She had endured all that Gorean bondage could bring, but now she wanted the most intense bondage of all: Al Gorean bondage!

Image is from a German film or TV show calledBeck-DieLetzteZeugin so that isn‘t really Al Gore menacing the gagged woman … or IS it?

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Hippie Dippie Bondage

Him: “Well, lady, I had to smoke a ton of weed to get up the nerve to strip you and chain you up like that, but now you‘re, like, totally in my power. And you know what I‘m gonna do about that? I‘m gonna go, like, eat a box of Oreos and crash.”
Her: “You bastard!”

Image is from the 1981 film Bad Girls not to be confused with more recent films with that title.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

No Longer Wonder-ing

“What do you mean, the girdles all wrong and Wonder Woman never went around in stockings or with her breasts hanging out like that? So what? You‘ve got me tied to the bed! This Wonder Woman is no longer Wonder-ing why guys like you never get laid!”

Image is from a foreign film but I’m not sure of the title because the words are all mashed together in the cutline. Here’s the title as I know it: gradiallombradellenzuolo. Good luck with that..

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

An Over The Mouth for A Cleaver

“Gosh, you look wonderful all bound and gagged like that, Mrs. Cleaver.”
“Why thank you Eddie. I believe Frank will find it quite a surprise.”
“Now I have a surprise for YOU, Mrs. Cleaver. Ever heard of a “butt plug”?”

Image is from the final season of “Leave It To Beaver” when the powers that be on the show tried desperately to avoid cancellation -- there was this unusually explicit bondage episode, which led Mrs. Cleaver to give birth to good and evil twins in a women's prison hospital after killing Eddie, which made the Beaver so upset that he developed an invisible friend that only he could hear and see, while Beaver’s dad turned out to be an alien from another planet! Ah, they don’t write them like that any more.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Bondage Help Line

“OK, so it’s FIRST the blowjob, THEN the tape gag. Well, that explains a lot. Thanks!”

Bondage Help Line -- don’t let bad bondage happen to you!

Image is of unknown provenance, I think a movie of some sort.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Bound and Blindfolded and Focusing

“And so we see that by taping up the rest of the face, the trainee is able to focus entirely on her nose, thus facilitating the use of the nose-wiggling muscles.”

Image is of unknown provenance, I’m betting a TV show of some kind.


“What are you here for?” “Chest cold. What are you here for? “Stomach pain.” “I guess this is what happens nowadays when you go to a doctor and you don‘t have health insurance.”

I’m not even sure this one is a joke.

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Quarry, The Cereal That's Mined -- By Naked, Gagged Women!

It had SORTA made sense that since it got so hot deep in the bottom of the mine she had to work stark naked. But she was still wondering about the part where they’d bit-gagged her so she wouldn’t eat the rocks.

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser

Logic Problem

“I dunno, every time we strip naked, tie ourselves up, put on the ring gags and put on the nipple chains, I get this funny feeling …”

Mr. Smith has two naked women he must secure. He has two rings gags, four coils of rope and two nipple chains. What’s the most efficient configuration to ensure that both women are sexually available and yet forced to remain in close proximity? If each woman is approaching orgasm as a speed of V/2+V/3*Ysub2, how long will it take a train in Milwaukee to turn into a giant chicken?”
Image from .

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Another Great Gorean Youtube Video:“Submission” by Greylin Youngblood

More lesbian bondage-y goodness from SLGor via Youtube.

As if the PREVIOUS Gorean SL Youtube video were not incredible enough, this one is even better. The previous one was about panther girls, this one was about kajira. Well, Panther Girl kajira for the most part, but once again the song selection is brilliant (Glory Box by Portishead) and the imagery is powerful,especially in the beginning where the protagonist is making the decision to hang up her bow and arrow (that’s what the song lyrics say, brilliantly appropriate for Panther Girls) and become a slave girl. I would lave liked to have seen that theme developed more, as once they start making love, it’s all very nice but loses dramatic impact compared to the earlier stuff.

But what the hell, I’m quibbling and I know it. Great video. Wonderful romantic feel to it. Watch it. You'll be glad you did.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Meryl Streep Gets Her Start

(Woman underneath guy): “But what’s my motivation?”

Even the most dramatically powerful actresses and actors get their start from relatively humble films. Here we see all that is visible of Meryl Streep from her film, “Sexy’s Choice.” She didn’t get any credit for lines because she wore a ballgag the whole time, but they say her toe curling was magnificently acted. In a subsequent interview, Ms. Streep said, “Well, the really hard part of that film was acting the butt plug. Do you know how hard it is to figure out how it is to convey the feel of a butt plug with your face? It’s more than just a matter of grimacing. You’ve got to convey the nuance of the feel of the butt plug in your ass as you move, if you want to do it right, and you have to do it with your whole body. The camera can’t stay on the butt plug the whole time.”

Image from .

Always Check Your Fun Bags

All the major airlines recommend that travelers restrict their luggage to what‘s absolutely necessary. Never carry more than you absolutely need. The Travelling Slavegirl is highly recommended in this regard. You won’t need books, a laptop,or, frankly, anthing else if you have one of these in the room with you .

Image: From Mister Smith’s Deviant Art gallery.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Truth In Advertising Part 2

We asked these two young ladies to participate in the Gorco Bondage Product Test, asking them to answer the question: “What gets your pussy cleaner, slave tongue or the Gorco Magic Coochie Brush?” These two ladies worked far into the night to come to their conclusions. Their answer may surprise you!

(OK, their answer won’t surprise you. It was “slave tongue” by a mile. We don’t know what the hell our marketing department was thinking. Were sorry they ever brought the question up. Please forget that you ever saw this ad.)

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

Panther Girl Fantasy

Note slave kennel in background as bound woman is threatened with a whip. So very SL Gorean.

I found a lot of SL Gorean videos on Youtube in my research for the Unreal Estate story, many not related to real estate, but celebrations of SL Gor. They’re a mixed bag as you might expect, but a few of them are great, and this one is a greatly great. Entitled “Gor: Sweet Escape” it’s a video about panther girls (wild women who live in the forest and fight each other and hunt for men and one another for sexual purposes, and are hunted by men for sexual purposes).

The thing that makes this video especially powerful and evocative is the way the imagery and the music (“Pocketful of Sunshine” by Natasha Bedingfield) are combined. It conveys very powerfully the emotional appeal of the panther girl fantasy, in a way that rational discourse, or even the kind of discourse I typically engage in, could ever manage.

Check it out.


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Witless on Lothar: Beyond Witless!

Meet your new boss, Anne. And be afraid. Be very afraid.

Hilarity Clanton, former First Person of the United States, is Anne Coaltar's old enemy -- and now she is First Girl in the slave kennel in which Coaltar finds herself. Fortuanately ... well, there's nothing fortunate going on for Anne here. Hilarity explains what is going on, butAnne just doesn’t believe her.

Image: a Second Life avatar tricked out to look like what imagine Hilarity Clanton would look like if she were young and sexy and had a huge rack and a great butt.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Unreal Estate

Stripper: “I love long walks on the beach, dancing in the sand, and I hate jealous avatars. Don’t you just hate jealous avatars?”

I thought the real estate game couldn’t get any more unreal.

I was wrong. Oh, so wrong.

The image above is from the Youtube video embedded below. It is part of an ad for people to come live in “The City of Sand Sleen.” Where is the City of Sand Sleen? On Second Life’s Gor section, of course. You can buy property there. Or rent. Your choice. Of course, the place doesn’t exist in the real world, so that’s a downside for sure. But at least you’re paying for it with unreal Linden dollars.

Except -- Linden dollars aren’t COMPLETELY unreal. You can buy them with US currency. The current rate is 1000 Linden dollars for $4.16 US. Which means $1US equal $250 Linden, more or less. Which means Linden bucks have real value. In fact, they are more valuable than many foreign currencies. Linden bucks are worth almost TEN TIMES what the Columbian peso is worth ($1US equals 2,305 Columbian pesos, according to a currency exchange chart I just consulted.)

So I guess it makes sense to advertise unreal property on Youtube. There’s apparently good money to be made … especially if you live in Columbia.

(Does anybody remember the old saying that goes: Neurotics are people that build castles in the air, psychotics are people who live in those castles, and psychiatrists are people who charge them rent?)

Full disclosure: I have a house in SL Gor. But: such a deal! I’m getting in on the ground floor of this real estate boom before it explodes!

And, finally: is this so different from what the bankers and real estate moguls were doing before their schemes blew up in everyone’s faces? At least the folks in Second Life are being up front about what they are selling.

Below: an unreal estate ad.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The She-Crab Scuttle

New for the Summer Olympics in 2012 -- the She-Crab Scuttle. Seen here the Saudi Arabian team -- composed entirely of guest workers -- practices under conditions designed to make them more competitive. “But they are not slaves!” adds head coach Ilsa, seen here with whip.

Image from Bondagerotica sponsor Hogtied. The label on the pic says “bondage” a proposed new Kink website that was folded because the vigor with which the women competed led the management to think there might be a problem with injuries. Duh! This is Spar ... America!

Focus Group

(Kneeling blond): “If somebody doesn’t fuck me soon, I’m taking my chains and going home!”

We asked these two ordinary vanilla couples to test Johnson & Johnson’s new Leather Balm for more than six weeks and tell us what they thought about it. After six weeks, they reported that … they wanted to test it a lot more.

Image: vidcap from La Morte In Diretta aka Snuff Killer.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Legend of the Stuck

“I’m not kidding -- if you can figure out a way to get me out of this thing, you can take me right on this desk. I haven’t been able to pee in three days!”

Image: vidcap from ad episode of “Legend of the Seeker.”

Saturday, April 18, 2009

High Standards

“I’m sorry I had to do this to you, Jolene, but I had no choice. You simply haven’t getting my whites white enough.”

Image: Unknown provenance. Probably a movie or TV show of some kind.

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Amish Just Keep Getting Kinkier and Kinkier

And so this Amish Council adjudges ye three wenches guilty of the crime of hottiness, and so we sentence you to extra milking duty, and by “milking” we mean the milking of sperm from our cocks.

Image: From Lupus Pictures.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Lesbian Bondage on Second Life? Oh, YEAH Baby!

Did I mention softcore porn? Well, I should have! Some people have described Second Life as wall-to-wall sex.

From the Skinamax film, “Sex Babes On A Toot."

Image: Second Life strikes yet again again.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It’s a Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Gagged, Naked Woman!

What? Someone is in danger of being untied? A captive might go ungagged? Bondagegirl to the rescue! The super heroine with a VERY tiny cape she wears on her butt!

Superhero comics -- a snap, since flying is a standard mode of trave for Second Life avatars.

Image: Second Life strikes yet again.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Popsicle Tarts of the Frozen North!

As she waited naked and chained to the board in the freezing cold, the gag stifling her cries for help, desperately hoping the Mounties would rescue her in time, she realized that her nipples had become so hard they were leaving dents in the boards.

Second Life imagery also lends itself to the old men’s adventure magazine (aka “sweat mags”) stories.

Image: Second Life strikes again.

From the Lurid to the Turgid

She was turned into a Sex Slave on the Rue de Montmartre by ruthless French human traffickers who got her hooked on escargot!”

In my article on Second Life Gor, the imagery and the text leaned heavily toward Gor, because that’s what I like. But as I tried to make plain, you can go ANYWHERE with the DiD imagery you like in Second Life, because there ARE no rules about sex and bondage, and because there’s a large kink community outside of Second Life that provides lots of non-Gorean bondage imagery. So I’ll lay on a few examples from time to time, like this lurid Lifetime-style sex slavery image. Of course, the Lifetime Channel would never go for imagery this naked … and that’s ANOTHER reason Second Life rocks.