Friday, February 27, 2009

Marisa Tomei Doggie Style Sex

Check out the mirror at right.

Filmmakers are evil, yes they are.

It often seems that filmmakers are teasing bondage fans by giving them scenes, but in ways that leave them unhappy. I’m talking about all those scenes which are shot in near-total darkness. Or blink-and-you-miss-it scenes. Or scenes where there are multiple potential damsels and the one picked is old and not very attractive. We all know the drill.

Well, turns out that it’s not just us that get such treatment. Here’s a prime example. Marisa Tomei has been around for awhile in movie actress terms, but she’s still firecracker hot. And in “Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead,” she delivers in the very opening scene of the movie, she’s seen naked. Having sex. Doggie style. It’s not explicit but it’s not a blinkie, you can definitely see Tomei writhing and moaning with her face in the mattress and her butt hiked up in the air, and, well, it’s very nice.

Except for one thing. Her partner? Phillip Seymour Hoffman. You know, the guy who did such a convincing job of playing Truman Capote in “Capote.” He’s not buff. He’s not handsome. He's got the body of a character actor, if you know what I mean.

I’ve read some blogs on the topic and the consensus is that Hoffman just plain sucks the hotness out of the scene for most Marisa Tomei fans. There’s a definite sense of betrayal out there. I've read the moaning and the gnashing of teeth about the scene on a couple of blogs. I don’t blame them.

Filmmakers are evil, man.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Tape Gag With Ball Inside Mouth

At first she was alarmed at having a ball shoved into her mouth and sealed with a tape gag. But her master told her she would learn to love it very quickly.

And when she discovered that the ball was a Lindt chocolate truffle ball…

These images are from a movie where a guy in a hat does something terrible ...

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Ahmo Hight Is Feeling Punny

Sure, the Internets are full of pictures of women who are bare-assed. But Ahmo Hight is both bare-assed AND bear-assed! THAT’S going above and beyond the call of duty!

I don’t know the provenance of this photo, but I do know that fitness model and actress Ahmo Hight is the model, whom I will always remember for a doggie style sex scene in Hotel Erotica (the movie, not the TV series) where she demonstrates that her back is VERY bendy.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Lambada of Bondage Ties

“Are those my legs or your legs?”
“I have no idea! I‘m not even sure which set of legs you’re talking about!”

Here we have two bondage models (On the left, Darling from Sex and Submission and Angeline from Fucking Dungeon tied in the position known as the “pushme-pullyu,” a bondage position so scandalous that we can only show each model involved from the shoulders up. It is said that the position is so sexually powerful that you can impregnate a woman tied in it just by looking at her funny. It involves a combination of a pile driver and a wrist ankle tie and application of the topoligical theory behind the Mobius strip.

Known as the “lambada of bondage ties” it has been outlawed in 27 countries and the city of Cincinatti, yet curiously, Boy Scouts can still get a merit badge for demonstrating mastery of it.

Monday, February 23, 2009

In Austria, they call it a downstairs apartment …

If you’re ever in Austria and someone offers to let you live in their downstairs apartment for very little rent -- don’t take the offer.

If you don’t get the joke, check out this link and check out this link. Warning: grim, depressing news stories. (If I were in charge of the Austrian police, I’d be checking out every basement in the country.)

Sunday, February 22, 2009

The Butt Spank Echo Effect

She had to admit it. While tied in this way, Christina could hear the footsteps of people outside the room, in fact, the vibrations were so loud that they traveled up through her breasts to her butt, and she could FEEL them with her hands resting on her butt. And if she spanked her butt, she could make her breasts vibrate in sympathy on the floor. What earthly use this ability was, she did not know -- but she liked it.

Image of gorgeous bondage model Christina Carter from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Savage Sword of Obama

A half naked black woman whips a naked white woman. Not that there’s anything wrong with that -- in Hyperborea. Gor either, for that matter.

I have here an image of a naked white woman being whipped by an almost naked black woman from one of President Obama’s favorite publications. I kid you not.

It’s from -- if you haven’t already guessed it -- Savage Sword of Conan Volume 3. (It’s one of two tasty bondage images from Volume 3, way below par for Conan novels.)

Obama has publicly admitted to being fan of Savage Sword of Conan. I have to say, that makes me feel even better that I voted for him, and not just because of our shared liking for Savage Sword of Conan.

I’m also pleased because Savage Sword of Conan is an excellent primer for dealing with Congress. The characters in Savage Sword of Conan are a group of treacherous, conniving, sneaky, underhanded knaves -- and that’s the GOOD guys. The bad guys are all that plus evil -- REALLY evil.

Even the seemingly hapless slave girls in Savage Sword of Conan are sly, manipulative wenches. Betrayal is the almost inevitably result of trusting any character, male or female. (If only Monica Lewinsky had been a Savage Sword of Conan fan.

You can see why Savage Sword of Conan is an excellent primer for anyone who would be President. He’ll need all the lessons in dealing with treachery and double-dealing he can get with all those Republicans out there, and thanks to Savage Sword of Conan he’ll have plenty of them.

Of course, President Obama should never admit to a taste for other heroic fantasy such as, say, Gor novels. But Obama knows better than that. That’s why he’s President and I’m a hugely successful bondage erotica writer (six sales in the last four months!).

And I’ll bet Obama's stash of Gor novels is REALLY well hidden.

It is good to be the ki … er, President.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Why I Love the 70s

A hot nude elbow tie. Which commercial bondage artist did it? A guy named Tony de Zuniga. Which kinky publication? I found it in “Savage Sword of Conan Volume 4.” I like. I like very much.

Savage Sword of Conan 3 was a disappointment in terms of damsels in distress. One story at the very end had a nice nude spreadeagle for a damsel who spent a lot of time in the story naked, or nearly so. But it’s pretty skimpy farings compared to the spread of damsels in Volumes 1 and 2. Fortunately, Volume 3 still has plenty of rip-roaring, beautifully illustrated tales that are sure to put hair on your chest, full of intrigue and danger and fighting and demon-infested ruins.

I’m still working on Savage Sword of Conan 4, but it’s already well ahead of Savage Sword of Conan 3 in terms of damsels in distress and hot wenches generally. The stories are still very good, but a couple are based on L. Sprague deCamp’s version of Conan, and Mr. DeCamp … well, he clearly thought Conan as created by Howard was a bit uncouth, a bit raw, a bit uncivilized, and couldn’t resist the impulse to clean Conan’s character up a bit. It’s done subtly enough that it’s not a problem, but I prefer the rogue who’s as sneaky as the people he deals with. The one who won’t kill women, but will order a slave girl to his tent or buy the services of a tavern wench without a thought for her feelings on the matter, assuming simply that she will like whatever he does. And him being Conan, she probably will, whoever she is..

Fortunately, the Conan I like makes several appearances in Volume 4. Along with the hotties (see above). Sadly, the hottie seen above is not in a story but is on one of the bumper pages between the stories. Still, nude elbow bondage. Damn!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

More Thoughts On Heroes

“Let me adjust those chains so you don‘t get too comfortable ...”

I have tried watching “Heroes” a couple of times, but I just couldn’t get interested. No spandex? No capes? The super powers are virtually meaningless without the spandex and the capes!

But I’m really loving “Heroes” now that it’s totally bagging on the Homeland Security Dept. with its Heroes vs. Homeland Security theme. I wanna see Homeland Security types get frozen, fried, carried to great heights and dropped, blowed up real good, and otherwise abused. I’m in, baby!

However, I thought the Tracy in Prison scene could have used some snappier dialogue inspired by the . To wit:

Tracy: I understand the chains and the heat lamps, but why is the NBC peacock on my ass?

Nathan: They don’t call it enhanced interrogation for nothing, baby!

Tracy: All right, but I can handle these heat lamps easily -- I used to work at McDonald’s!

Nathan: (clearly peeved) You’re not supposed to do the degrading confessions until after we start with the torture!

Tracy: What sort of torture?

Nathan: Well, consulting the list of Approved Hot Blond Interrogation Techniques, we’ll start with a chocolate fudge thong, add on a whipped cream bra with nipple cherries …

Tracy: Nipple cherries … mmm, me like! Tell me more!

Nathan: There’s nothing more to tell, it’s degenerated into a bunch of meaningless gibberish and drool. Oh, well, we’ll think of something when the time comes, little lady, you can count on that!

That’s all the dialogue I have right now … the rest is just meaningless gibberish and drool. I’m sure I’ll think of something later.

Heroes Claims A First

“God, working at McDonald’s near the food warmer lamps is a lot tougher than I thought it would be.”

Monday night (February 16, 2009) Heroes had a first for U.S. mainstream television, and perhaps for mainstream television worldwide: In the “Building 26” episode of Heroes, Ali Larter is bound to the floor via a spreader bar attached to manacles on her wrists. A chain extends from each manacle and through a hasp set in the floor behind her, forcing her arms behind the chair she sits in. The chair appears to be bolted to the floor.

That’s some really stringent bondage. It looks very uncomfortable.

It’s also the first use of a spreader bar in US mainstream television. There was a TV movie called “The Fixer” in 1998 that had a spreader bar attached to the feet of a corpse, but it was an erotic thriller kind of movie, more Skinamax that regular television, so I called it a movie in my firsts list. (I have recently been informed of a much earlier movie that will be moving “The Fixer” off the list.)

Unfortunately (and you knew there would be an “unfortunately” just looking at the vidcap, didn’t you?) Larter is chained near heat lamps to keep her from using her super freezing power on people and objects, which means the whole scene is shot in a blurry red glow. Crap. But it’s still a first.

“I understand why you've got my hands chained behind my back, and I understand the heat lamps, but why is there a peacock in my butt?”
"That's what makes it enhanced interrogation, baby."

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hot Bondage Model Works It Hard

“If I know the cowpokes around here, they’ll actually be able to SMELL my breasts straining against this blouse from the next county!”

Sure, it looks like an image from one of those clothed commercial bondage sites. The bondage is WAAAY to stringent for a mainstream pic, with her hands tied behind the post so her breasts stick out, and ropes wrapped around the woman’s neck and just below her breasts. Just look at those BREASTS! Way too big for a mainstream actress, and no mainstream director would let his actress be bound in a pose that makes her stick those hooters out there like that.

Well, OK, it IS from a mainstream TV series -- it’s from Gunsmoke, episode “The Lost” in 1971. The bondagette is Amanda Blake playing Miss Kitty, the “salon owner” (aka bordello madam).Jeebus, they really stuck those cans out there back in the day. What a shame they don’t know how to work it like that nowadays.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Friday, February 13, 2009

New Skills Needed

Yes, I do think those are nice … nipple clamps … you’re wearing.”

As nude bound women became more and more common at sporting events, the lightly-dressed soccer players had to learn a new skill: hiding the woodie.

Image courtesy of Bondagerotica sponsor site Public Disgrace.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Banana Takes A Licking

Watching the almost naked young girl licking and licking and licking the banana as she strove desperately to get it into her mouth without using her hands or leaving the pool, reminded old Mr. Feenerman of something that had once been very important, and very good. But he had no idea what. Still, he couldn't stop watching.

Image courtesy of

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Guess what happens next

"OK, I'm ready for my big surprise now!"

Guess what happens next:

1. At the last minute, the CSI force sweeps in, captures the baddies, and rescues the damsel, much to her dismay.

2. Earthquake!!!

3. The mother-in-law makes an unannounced visit, letting herself in with the key her son gave her.

4. Thong goes down, dildo goes in.

Answer in comments section.

Image courtesy of Jasmine is gorgeous and has some gorgeous playgirls who join her for lesbian bondage scenes. Tres hot.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Why Sky Kanga Bothers Me

And you thought Wonder Woman's invisible plane was dorky!

Wonder Woman's invisible plane is one of the dorkiest props if not THE dorkiest prop used by any superhero (and the object of well-deserved ribbing on Seanbaby's Superfriends Page). But it is only the second dorkiest mode of transportation employed by Wonder Woman. Golden Age Wonder Woman also rode Sky Kanga, a giant kangaroo that carried Wonder Woman through outer space by jumping from asteroid to asteroid.

Sky Kanga bothers me. Sky Kanga bothers me because I can't imagine any adult mind maintaining the needed suspension of disbelief to read about Sky Kanga without laughing or throwing away the comic in disgust.

I figure you would probably have to be about eight or ten years old to read about Sky Kanga and go, "OK, I can buy that for the moment. On with the story!"

I had always known that Golden Age Wonder Woman comics were sold to kids, but I never really took cognizance of that fact until I started thinking about Sky Kanga.

And the reason that Sky Kanga bothers me is that Wonder Woman was sending messages like this to kids of that age:

"All right kids! What time is it? It's lesbian bondage time!"

What the heck was Charles Marston up to? What did he think he was doing earnestly pimping the joys and benefits of bondage and dominance and submission relationships to ten year olds? Come to think of it, lesbian bondage! Because my suspicion is, they wouldn't notice or care about such stuff. For them it was all about Sky Kanga and Wonder Woman's powers.

The more I understand about Golden Age Wonder Woman, the less I know.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Mission to Planet Gor!

"Reporting for duty on Planet Gor, sir!

You have to read this. It's a frickin' HILARIOUS story about a secret mission to Gor, illustrated entirely with Gor novel covers. Damn, I wish I had done it!

Image courtesy of Restrained Elegance.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon

"Say, this being chained together is great fun!" "Yes, indeedy!" "I love it!" "When we get home, we must INSIST that we be chained up all the time!" "Huzzah!"

OK, I might be paraphrasing just a LEETLE bit here. The scene is a vidcap from Hercules and the Tyrants of Babylon, this week's movie review. Like Thor and the Amazon Women, it's full of a number of things: intrigue, betrayal, cavalry charges, revolting slaves (I mean, just LOOK at the dresses those women are wearing!) secret tunnels, secret pigeons and the stupidest civil engineering feat in the history of civilization. It's definitely worth a look!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Number 38DD With A Bullet

And you thought the 1950s term "bullet bra" was just a figure of speech!

Bullet bra modeled by Betty Page, who knew how to fill out a bullet bra!

Jessica Alba And Sandra Romain In Russian Split Bondage

"Well, at least I'm not naked!"

Over on Pofoz's page, we're having an interesting discussion of which mainstream actresses we'd like to see posing for commercial bondage sites, and why.

I argued for Jessica Alba in russian split bondage, the idea being that Alba has famously eschewed nude scenes in her movies, but will do bondage. I'm thinking the ruanchiness of Russian split bondage in a thong bikini more than makes up for any tastful nudity -- see if you don't agree with me. But not knowing Pofoz's rules on images, I didn't link to any images of Russian split bondage. Pofoz says links are OK so long as they're identified as NSFW if they're NSFW (Not Safe For Work). So I thought I'd do a little manip and show EXACTLY what Jessica Alba would look like if she were in Russian split bondage ... and had Sex and Submission model Sandra Romain's smokin' hot body.

By the way, I hate the practice of using bondage models for bodies on manips and then not giving them any credit. So, here's Sandra, possessor of one of the most beautiful round butts in all of ... anything:

Hi, Sandra!

Image courtesy of Bondagerotica sponsor Sex and Submission.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Alicia Witt and the Probable Hickory Smoked Sausage Gag

Dammit, I'm DROOLING again! And this is the 23rd take! How much drool can a person have?

Here we have an animation of Alicia Witt from the film 88 Minutes.. I found a series of very good vidcaps of the film and was struck by the way Witt’s gag was progressively soaked with drool. She must have worn that thing for awhile. In fact, judging by the amount of drool, I figure there must have been something inside the cloth bag in her mouth other than just more cloth. I figure it was a sausage, judging by the shape. And probably one of those smoked country sausages that you can smell from across the room, and which smells like meat curing in hickory smoke. The fiends, making her wear that, just to make her look like a slightly more distressed damsel.

Then again, I heartily approve.

Samurai Gun Is Not A Hentai

Somebody asked me if Samurai Gun was a hentai. No, it's a regular anime. If Samurai Gun were a hentai, the bondage scenes would look more like the one above, from Naked Nurses. There's a distinctive difference.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Samurai Gun Fun

I found the vidclip this vidcap is from on Youtube recently. Check it out fast, before some asshole jerk reports it for something or other. There are a LOT of related videos. Just click on the pic to see the vid. The vid is dubbed in German, which adds a whole new layer of weird to it.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Do Or Diet

“All right! I admit it! I double dipped the salsa at the party last night!”

The chained-to-a-slab-and-force-fed-broccoli diet was kinda harsh, but it WAS having a great effect on her waistline.

Image from the Sci-Fi Channel movie "Do Or Diet." OK, it's actually titled "Do Or Die."

Monday, February 2, 2009

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Celebrities in Bondage and Related Stuff

Pick one! Note the one in the upper left hand corner.

I'm updating Bondagerotica AGAIN this weekend with a change to my index page that I am sure you will be excited about -- a series of departments rather than running the articles all in a lump. I've been moving in this direction with my Sword and Sandal section and my Women in Prison section, and there are several articles that are so big and all-inclusive that they should be departments in themselves. Now they are.

There's also a new department, "Celebrity Bondage" which doesn't as yet contain any new articles (but it will) but does contain links to existing articles featuring celebrities in bondage. It's mainly for the convenience of those whose interest in mainstream articles is oriented toward celebrities in bondage, which my traffic stats indicate is a lot of people.

Click on the pic to visit my articles index page and check things out for yourself.