Thursday, April 30, 2009

Quarry, The Cereal That's Mined -- By Naked, Gagged Women!

It had SORTA made sense that since it got so hot deep in the bottom of the mine she had to work stark naked. But she was still wondering about the part where they’d bit-gagged her so she wouldn’t eat the rocks.

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser

Logic Problem

“I dunno, every time we strip naked, tie ourselves up, put on the ring gags and put on the nipple chains, I get this funny feeling …”

Mr. Smith has two naked women he must secure. He has two rings gags, four coils of rope and two nipple chains. What’s the most efficient configuration to ensure that both women are sexually available and yet forced to remain in close proximity? If each woman is approaching orgasm as a speed of V/2+V/3*Ysub2, how long will it take a train in Milwaukee to turn into a giant chicken?”
Image from .

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Another Great Gorean Youtube Video:“Submission” by Greylin Youngblood

More lesbian bondage-y goodness from SLGor via Youtube.

As if the PREVIOUS Gorean SL Youtube video were not incredible enough, this one is even better. The previous one was about panther girls, this one was about kajira. Well, Panther Girl kajira for the most part, but once again the song selection is brilliant (Glory Box by Portishead) and the imagery is powerful,especially in the beginning where the protagonist is making the decision to hang up her bow and arrow (that’s what the song lyrics say, brilliantly appropriate for Panther Girls) and become a slave girl. I would lave liked to have seen that theme developed more, as once they start making love, it’s all very nice but loses dramatic impact compared to the earlier stuff.

But what the hell, I’m quibbling and I know it. Great video. Wonderful romantic feel to it. Watch it. You'll be glad you did.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Meryl Streep Gets Her Start

(Woman underneath guy): “But what’s my motivation?”

Even the most dramatically powerful actresses and actors get their start from relatively humble films. Here we see all that is visible of Meryl Streep from her film, “Sexy’s Choice.” She didn’t get any credit for lines because she wore a ballgag the whole time, but they say her toe curling was magnificently acted. In a subsequent interview, Ms. Streep said, “Well, the really hard part of that film was acting the butt plug. Do you know how hard it is to figure out how it is to convey the feel of a butt plug with your face? It’s more than just a matter of grimacing. You’ve got to convey the nuance of the feel of the butt plug in your ass as you move, if you want to do it right, and you have to do it with your whole body. The camera can’t stay on the butt plug the whole time.”

Image from .

Always Check Your Fun Bags

All the major airlines recommend that travelers restrict their luggage to what‘s absolutely necessary. Never carry more than you absolutely need. The Travelling Slavegirl is highly recommended in this regard. You won’t need books, a laptop,or, frankly, anthing else if you have one of these in the room with you .

Image: From Mister Smith’s Deviant Art gallery.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Truth In Advertising Part 2

We asked these two young ladies to participate in the Gorco Bondage Product Test, asking them to answer the question: “What gets your pussy cleaner, slave tongue or the Gorco Magic Coochie Brush?” These two ladies worked far into the night to come to their conclusions. Their answer may surprise you!

(OK, their answer won’t surprise you. It was “slave tongue” by a mile. We don’t know what the hell our marketing department was thinking. Were sorry they ever brought the question up. Please forget that you ever saw this ad.)

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

Panther Girl Fantasy

Note slave kennel in background as bound woman is threatened with a whip. So very SL Gorean.

I found a lot of SL Gorean videos on Youtube in my research for the Unreal Estate story, many not related to real estate, but celebrations of SL Gor. They’re a mixed bag as you might expect, but a few of them are great, and this one is a greatly great. Entitled “Gor: Sweet Escape” it’s a video about panther girls (wild women who live in the forest and fight each other and hunt for men and one another for sexual purposes, and are hunted by men for sexual purposes).

The thing that makes this video especially powerful and evocative is the way the imagery and the music (“Pocketful of Sunshine” by Natasha Bedingfield) are combined. It conveys very powerfully the emotional appeal of the panther girl fantasy, in a way that rational discourse, or even the kind of discourse I typically engage in, could ever manage.

Check it out.


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Witless on Lothar: Beyond Witless!

Meet your new boss, Anne. And be afraid. Be very afraid.

Hilarity Clanton, former First Person of the United States, is Anne Coaltar's old enemy -- and now she is First Girl in the slave kennel in which Coaltar finds herself. Fortuanately ... well, there's nothing fortunate going on for Anne here. Hilarity explains what is going on, butAnne just doesn’t believe her.

Image: a Second Life avatar tricked out to look like what imagine Hilarity Clanton would look like if she were young and sexy and had a huge rack and a great butt.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Unreal Estate

Stripper: “I love long walks on the beach, dancing in the sand, and I hate jealous avatars. Don’t you just hate jealous avatars?”

I thought the real estate game couldn’t get any more unreal.

I was wrong. Oh, so wrong.

The image above is from the Youtube video embedded below. It is part of an ad for people to come live in “The City of Sand Sleen.” Where is the City of Sand Sleen? On Second Life’s Gor section, of course. You can buy property there. Or rent. Your choice. Of course, the place doesn’t exist in the real world, so that’s a downside for sure. But at least you’re paying for it with unreal Linden dollars.

Except -- Linden dollars aren’t COMPLETELY unreal. You can buy them with US currency. The current rate is 1000 Linden dollars for $4.16 US. Which means $1US equal $250 Linden, more or less. Which means Linden bucks have real value. In fact, they are more valuable than many foreign currencies. Linden bucks are worth almost TEN TIMES what the Columbian peso is worth ($1US equals 2,305 Columbian pesos, according to a currency exchange chart I just consulted.)

So I guess it makes sense to advertise unreal property on Youtube. There’s apparently good money to be made … especially if you live in Columbia.

(Does anybody remember the old saying that goes: Neurotics are people that build castles in the air, psychotics are people who live in those castles, and psychiatrists are people who charge them rent?)

Full disclosure: I have a house in SL Gor. But: such a deal! I’m getting in on the ground floor of this real estate boom before it explodes!

And, finally: is this so different from what the bankers and real estate moguls were doing before their schemes blew up in everyone’s faces? At least the folks in Second Life are being up front about what they are selling.

Below: an unreal estate ad.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The She-Crab Scuttle

New for the Summer Olympics in 2012 -- the She-Crab Scuttle. Seen here the Saudi Arabian team -- composed entirely of guest workers -- practices under conditions designed to make them more competitive. “But they are not slaves!” adds head coach Ilsa, seen here with whip.

Image from Bondagerotica sponsor Hogtied. The label on the pic says “bondage” a proposed new Kink website that was folded because the vigor with which the women competed led the management to think there might be a problem with injuries. Duh! This is Spar ... America!

Focus Group

(Kneeling blond): “If somebody doesn’t fuck me soon, I’m taking my chains and going home!”

We asked these two ordinary vanilla couples to test Johnson & Johnson’s new Leather Balm for more than six weeks and tell us what they thought about it. After six weeks, they reported that … they wanted to test it a lot more.

Image: vidcap from La Morte In Diretta aka Snuff Killer.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Legend of the Stuck

“I’m not kidding -- if you can figure out a way to get me out of this thing, you can take me right on this desk. I haven’t been able to pee in three days!”

Image: vidcap from ad episode of “Legend of the Seeker.”

Saturday, April 18, 2009

High Standards

“I’m sorry I had to do this to you, Jolene, but I had no choice. You simply haven’t getting my whites white enough.”

Image: Unknown provenance. Probably a movie or TV show of some kind.

Friday, April 17, 2009

The Amish Just Keep Getting Kinkier and Kinkier

And so this Amish Council adjudges ye three wenches guilty of the crime of hottiness, and so we sentence you to extra milking duty, and by “milking” we mean the milking of sperm from our cocks.

Image: From Lupus Pictures.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Lesbian Bondage on Second Life? Oh, YEAH Baby!

Did I mention softcore porn? Well, I should have! Some people have described Second Life as wall-to-wall sex.

From the Skinamax film, “Sex Babes On A Toot."

Image: Second Life strikes yet again again.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

It’s a Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s A Gagged, Naked Woman!

What? Someone is in danger of being untied? A captive might go ungagged? Bondagegirl to the rescue! The super heroine with a VERY tiny cape she wears on her butt!

Superhero comics -- a snap, since flying is a standard mode of trave for Second Life avatars.

Image: Second Life strikes yet again.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Popsicle Tarts of the Frozen North!

As she waited naked and chained to the board in the freezing cold, the gag stifling her cries for help, desperately hoping the Mounties would rescue her in time, she realized that her nipples had become so hard they were leaving dents in the boards.

Second Life imagery also lends itself to the old men’s adventure magazine (aka “sweat mags”) stories.

Image: Second Life strikes again.

From the Lurid to the Turgid

She was turned into a Sex Slave on the Rue de Montmartre by ruthless French human traffickers who got her hooked on escargot!”

In my article on Second Life Gor, the imagery and the text leaned heavily toward Gor, because that’s what I like. But as I tried to make plain, you can go ANYWHERE with the DiD imagery you like in Second Life, because there ARE no rules about sex and bondage, and because there’s a large kink community outside of Second Life that provides lots of non-Gorean bondage imagery. So I’ll lay on a few examples from time to time, like this lurid Lifetime-style sex slavery image. Of course, the Lifetime Channel would never go for imagery this naked … and that’s ANOTHER reason Second Life rocks.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Public Bondage In Second Life

My future’s so bright, I have to wear shades!.

So I haven’t updated my blog in a couple of days and I thought I’d explain why: Second Life Gor FREAKING ROCKS!!! That’s why! I can’t BELIEVE how good it is. So I wrote an article with pictures and arrows and everything to demonstrate why Second Life or something like it may well be the future of the Internet. Movies, television, books, message boards, (ahem) blogs -- they all pale before the glory of Second Life Gor!

Image: hottie avatar in a gag and other bondage gear in a northern forest village on Second Life Gor. Eat your hearts out, every other form of media that has ever existed.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Something Cropped Up

Lorelei had thought the fertility ceremony to ensure the new crops came in would be dull, but it turned out to be quite entertaining.

Image of gorgeous bondage model Lorelie (other model's face is obscured by Lorelie's butt) from Bondagerotica advertiser Wired Pussy.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Witless on Lothar: Even Witlesser!

“”Oh, my god, is that a milking stool? No! NO! NOOOOOOO!!!”

When last we saw Anne Coaltar, she was apparently doomed to a fate worse than death, with it’s fast and bulbous head approaching her helplessly proferred hindquarters. Well, if you've read Pat Powers' stuff before, you'll know that fates worse than death are commonplace with him. But ... is there a fate worse than a fate worse than death? Find out … maybe … in Chapter 3.

Image: artwork I created myself with a few tools provided by Second Life.

Teaching Respect for the Bylaw

She had heard that some of these condominum homeowner’s associations were serious about their bylaws, but this was ridiculous -- all she’d done was take out her garbage can for pickup without putting a lid on it!

Image of unknown provenance, but probably a Bondage In Everyday Life kinda thing. That’s why the damsel’s face has been blurred. Note that her feet are in stocks -- some pretty thorough public bondage here.

Monday, April 6, 2009

An Offer So Good We Aren’t Willing To Make It!

“Ever wonder why people can never seem to lose weight from doing crunches, even when they buy products like the Ab Flapper and the Crunchinator? It’s because they’re not doing them right. To lose weight, you have to have the special balance and discipline imposed by doing crunches while naked, gagged, collared, cuffed, and strapped down to a cot. Do that and your belly will shrink so fast you'll think you're wearing William Shatner's corset, even though you're not! And we at Bondagerotica are glad to offer you the Gag and Cot Crunch Set for a low, low, price -- a price so low we’re not even willing to tell you what it is. Or how to buy it. It works and it’s OURS, dammit!”

Image from Night Train To Terror..

Friday, April 3, 2009

There Goes the Grade Curve!

“So you‘re the little lady who thinks she knows how to do long division using Roman numerals! Well, let me tell you something, sister -- we‘re ROMANS and we can‘t figure it out!”

Image from some peplum or other.

America Answers The Energy Challenge With -- Woman Power!

As part of important research projects aimed at solving the energy crisis, scientists are now experimenting to see if women can power electric cars with their nipples. They don’t really believe it’s a likely theory, but they really enjoy conducting the experiments.

Image from Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Submissives! (Rolleyes)

“Jeeze Louise you dumb submissives, you don’t submit yourselves to the bathwater, you submerge yourselves in it!”

Image from “Eternal” a movie from 2004, I’m betting it’s European in nature, as I’ve not heard a word about it.