Wednesday, December 31, 2008

In the Forest

Captive (thinking):Look at her over there cavorting with that other hussy while she's got me tied to this tree like a hot she-animal!

Captive (thinking):I know what I'll do! (Collapses.)

Captor:What's with her?

Captive (thinking):It's working! Come on, plant one right on my kisser, baby, I'm all yours, get it and come!

Captor (thinking):Looks all right ... wait a minute ...

Captor (to companion):Hey, come on over here and check out the bony clavicle on this slave!

Captive (thinking):Bony!? Clavicle!? What's a clavicle?

Images from an episode of Beastmaster ("Gemini") courtesy of the Moviebond guy.

Not As Advertised

"For this I got a master's degree in theater arts!"

The television ads said the device would target the waistline and reduce fat in that area and it looked easy on TV, but in practice it was ... kinda harsh.

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.


It's not a blaze of glory, folks.

After their disastrous 0 for 16 season, Detroit Lions management figured out that the only way to end their misfortunes was with a sign of great contrition to the gods of football fate -- cheerleader human sacrifice! (Of course, this was the kind of thinking that got them to a 0 for 16 season in the first place.)

Seriously, check out the tape gag on the cheerleader. The image is from a soap opera called "One Life to Live" and involves two cheerleaders bound and gagged in a burning building. The important thing is ... that's a wraparound tape gag, look how it goes all the way to the nape of the cheerleader's neck.

Happy New Year to all and our condolences to Detroit Lions fans!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Slavegirls From Beyond Infinity!

The only reasonable explanation for a closeup of manacles THIS loose is to taunt bondage fans. And that's SO wrong! Cindy Beals is our lovely captive, and she's smiling because she knows she won't be burdened with much more than this in the way of clothing for the rest of the movie.

Today Bondagerotica is updated with a review of Slavegirls From Beyond Infinity which I consider one of the all-time great B-movie titles.

The title itself is the greatest title ever created for a sexy B-movie, period.

Slavegirls From Beyond Infinity DOES handle the slavegirl imagery problem about as well as I have ever seen it handled in any mainstream film, which is definitely saying something. Unfortunately, the movie is marred by a really unfortunate plot error, which is simply that using the plot they used (or re-used, it's a very old, very familiar plot) was a terrible mistake.

Slavegirls From Beyond Infinity is also chock-full of Loosies, in fact, about every bond in the movie is a Loosie. But there's also a LOT of bondage in the movie. So, it's hard to say if it's a win or a loss.

However, if you like hot, half-naked slavegirls, you're gonna like Slavegirls From Beyond Infinityand I suspect that most readers of this blog DO like hot, half-naked slavegirls. If you don't I must ask: have I taught you nothing?

Gabrielle Does Her Best

"I'm sorry, I'm just not into it like you are, Gabrielle."

Another image from an episode of Xena: Warrior Princess ("Death in Chains") courtesy of the Moviebond guy.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Some Assembly Required

"I was wondering where the instructions for this thing were. Here they are, printed right on the back of the ball -- insert in mouth, connect strap behind neck, mmmph."

Yes, I have had a lot of fun assembling things with confusing instructions lately, why do you ask?

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser Hogtied.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Jacqueline Lovell in Techniques of Agentry

"No wonder you had to strip me naked and tie me to a pole before you showed me the contract for this picture!"

Image: Jacqueline Lovell in "Head of the Family."

Friday, December 26, 2008

Business As Unusual

"And so you see, Madame Chairman, we own 52 percent of your company's stock."

"I've heard of hostile takeovers, but this is ridiculous."

Images from The Avengers, episode "The Fear Merchants."

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas Wishing

"Just close your eyes and Wish REAL HARD ..."

May all your holiday wishes come true, and without nearly the effort slavegirl trinity is making to have them come true. That's some hard wishing!

Image from Bondagerotica advertiser Sex and Submission.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

What Happens In Dry Gulch, Stays in Dry Gulch

"OK, I'll untie you now, but not a word to your husband."

Image from the 1950 flick The Texan Meets Calamity Jane. Evelyn Ankers is the domme in Western drag and Grace Lee Whitney is the lovely bondagette.

This vidcap is courtesy of an early vidcapper known only as Moviebond guy because all his movie video caps were labelled movbd and all his tv video caps were labelled tvbd. The thing about his work was its incredible quality -- he was making vidcaps when they first started becoming a familiar thing on the Web, well before vidclips were common, and he made vidcaps that look like the HDTV vidcaps you see floating around nowadays -- only this was WAAAAAY before HDTV. Whoever you are, we raise a glass in toast to you, movbd, as New Years' Eve approaches.

The Boti Bliss Effect

Jacqueline Lovell as I'll always remember her ... except for that scene in Femalien ... and a LOT of other scenes I know about, but am not talking about. (Image from The Key To Sex.)

The fact that the same actresses can appear in mainstream films and TV shows and in softcore and hardcore porn films and videos has some interesting implications for people who make mainstream films and TV shows. If you're like me, every time you see an actress who's done porn, or porn-y scenes in mainstream films, you flash on the porn-y stuff while you watch the mainstream stuff. Who can blame you? Certainly not I! We examine this phenomenon in The Boti Bliss Effect in this week's update to Bondagerotica. Check it out.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Miss Bunny Attacks

Maciste was the strongest and bravest hero of the ancient world. He had defeated many famous female adversaries in the past: the Gorgon, the Medusa, the Sirens and Circe the Sorceress. But could he defeat Miss Bunny, The Woman Willing and Able to Do Things Not Mentionable in a Family Film?

Image courtesy of

Unanticipated Results

Her protest as a gagged and depantsed consumer helpless in the face of huge grocery store chains did not go as planned. People kept photographing the wrong end of her.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Dangers of Gossip (during sex)

“Jamie did NOT say that to Rosie! No! That is SO messed up!”

I finally got my new computer. The salesman says it processes information at lebenty-million gigahertz, is multi-processor, multi-tasking and polymorphously perverse. It also makes you look better, weigh less and can transmute lead into gold. Wow, computers sure have changed over the years!

Image courtesy of Bondagerotica sponsor Sex and Submission.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

High Academic Standards

She used to think the essay part of final exams were tough, until her parents enrolled her in Hentai Academy.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Computer Woes Part 2

It seems like only yesterday I had to upgrade from my reliable VIC-20 to a Commodore 64, and now this! That does it, I'm going with an Amiga 500. I bet there are some used ones on the market in my price range by now.

Monday, December 15, 2008

You Win, Computer!

My computer is screwing up so I am using another computer that doesn't have all my files on it. So there won't be much on the blog today.

However, I would like it to be officially known that even though Jennifer Tilly is in her fifties, if I had the chance I'd hit it so hard that anyone who could pull me out would have to be declared the rightful king of all England.

Well, adding to the Betty Page goodness, here's a Youtube video featuring Betty Page that has some very appropriate background music:

Jazzy Betty Page.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Rest In Peace, Betty Page

Betty Page died on December 11, 2008, after falling into a coma. I think she was a great woman, not just a sexy woman. She had the courage to do bondage modelling at a time when it was dangerous in ways that it just isn't now. She stood up to powerful politicians when they tried to push her around. She was a person whose courage was a natural result of her belief in herself.

I wrote this article about her in September 2007, explaining my feelings about her. It still rings true to my ears.

Betty Page and Monica Lewinsky:Birds of A Feather

Commentators on Betty Page sometimes say she had an innocent quality about her. I don't know that I agree with that. I think she probably understood why guys wanted her to pose in the nude, and while playing bondage games. She would have had to have been borderline retarded not to know what was going on there, and the historical record gives no indication that she was.

I think the reason a lot of people look at Page's photos and think "innocent" is that Page owned her sexuality. She was hot and sexy and she knew it, the thingsshe was doing when she posed were hot and sexy and she knew it and enjoyed it, and she was OK with it. It suited her just fine to be a woman whom men would happily photograph whether they had film in their cameras or not.

Page, by all accounts, wanted to be a movie star, but had absolutely no interest in politics. She absolutely did not seek out the role of national icon when she was called before the Kafauver Committee, a 1950s-era assortment of bluenoses determined to stem the rising tide of smut that was threatening to make America sexy. But that's what happened to her, and to her everlasting credit, she didn't wilt before all that official attention from 50s era asshole Estes Kefauver. He worked hard to get her to rat on her friends. But Page stood her ground and owned up to who she was and what she did. She was a lot stronger than any of the men who accused her. Page never claimed that she had been led, or seduced, or entrapped or enticed into her activities by some smooth-talking Lothario, she always accepted responsibility for her actions, which may well be part of the reason she's admired as well as lusted after.

Now, let's look at Monica Lewinsky. She was (and perhaps, is) a sexual adventurer, like Page, except that instead of modelling and posing and so forth, her adventuring was confined to thing itself, i.e., sex, something Page didn't do, so far as we know, and considering how many people have been very interested in knowing, it's probably fair to say, "something she didn't do, period."

There's no doubt Lewinsky was attracted to politics and political men, but there's considerable doubt as to whether or not she ever had any interest in becoming a sex celebrity before the fact. She was definitely interesting in fucking the President, but there's no evidence she wanted to be KNOWN for fucking the President. The deed itself might be all the reward she was looking for, and in the absence of evidence to the contrary, we can reasonably assume that she did not. Remember, she never SOUGHT for her affair to become public, she just ran off at the mouth to a "sympathetic" co-worker, the backstabber Linda Tripp, who promptly spread the news to some Repubican gnomes, and the rest is as disgusting a bit of American history as you could ever want to experience.

But like Page, Lewinsky was strong. She owned her sexuality. She never claimed that Clinton had seduced her or led her on. She had seduced him, deliberately, starting with her deliberate thong exposure and moving on to the oral sex.

I admire that. The pressure to say she had been sexually harrassed, used, seduced, etc., must have been tremendous. That disgusting gnome Ken Starr was surely working to get her to say what was most to the Republicans' political advantage, and what would have been to their advantage would have been for Lewinsky to say that Clinton had FORCED her to give him blowjobs, or at the very least, had awed/intimidated her into giving him one.

But she never did that. She stayed with the truth. She was strong. Like Betty Page was strong half a century ago.

I suspect that's why both women are remembered with a certain sneaking fondness. They were sexual adventurers, but they stood by all that was best about being a sexual adventurer -- they were sexy, bold and strong.

I also suspect that might partly explain the increased interest in Betty Page today. There's a certain echo effect between her and Lewinsky. And in a time dominated by Republican women who would never DARE do anything their men wouldn't approve of, like Laura Bush, or harridans who work through their men to obtain what they want, like Barbara Bush, we can use a few bold, daring, strong, adventurous women.

Bondagerotica Welcomes Hentai Revue

"I think she's warmed up properly now, master!"

Today Bondagerotica is updated with The Hentai Revue, a series of reviews of Japanese adult anime. Hentai are famous for tentacle sex, but there is a lot more bondage in them than tentacle sex. But it's not just the bondage and the tentacle sex. Hentai are also full of the strangest plots and the weirdest characters I've ever seen. I can generally tell where most American movies and TV shows are going, but hentai can still suprise me. Sometimes brilliant stories (Imma Youjo 4) sometimes brain-damaged but strangely fascinating stuff (Private Psycho Nurse) hentai have a way of keeping the old eyebrows raised while being raunchy as hell.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Outdoor Slave Punishment

"Well, I guess you CAN feel it when I do that!"

The What Should A Slavegirl Looks Like is updated today with a new page for the Image Analysis section called Outdoor Slave Punishment which I think would fit beautifully into any modern sword and sandal B movie. Hell, stick a toga on both women and it would fit well in any of the old Italian sword and sandal movies.

Image courtesty of Bondagerotica sponsor Wired Pussy.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Pet Me!

"Oh, come on, pet me, not her! Look, I've got my shorts unbuttoned already and that's really hard to do with your hands tied behind your back, and I'm holding the gag in place with my mouth so it doesn't slip out or anything!"

Image from part 1 of the telenovela Amores.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Empowered Rocks!

Supervillains get no mercy from Adam Warren in his "Empowered" series. Bondage fans get a very nice read, indeed.

Bondagerotica is updated with a review of Adam Warren's groundbreaking series of graphic novels about a bondage-prone, nudity-prone hottie of a superheroine, Empowered. Warren does a lot of very intelligent things in his Empowered stories, but mostly he's funny as hell. It's not just funny for a bondage-related comic, it's funny funny. A lot of people who aren't all that interested in bondage like Empowered. Those who ARE interested in bondage will absolutely love Empowered. Check out my review right here.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Strange Bedfellows

"Oh, you scarlet jezebel, surely you must fear the wrath of my mighty trunk now!" (Image courtesy of Fucking

One of the phenomena that I find most puzzling is that some bondage fans are socially conservative -- most amazingly, some bondage/DiD site WEBMASTERS are conservative. Not just conservative in terms of wanting the government to be kept small and unintrusive, but SOCIALLY conservative.

It puzzles me because one of the things I know about social conservatives (or religious conservatives as they are also called -- for almost all purposes, they're pretty much the same) is that if they ever got any serious political power they would proceed to lock up anyone who posted or consumed sexual bondage imagery.

You may reasonably argue that social conservatives had a great deal of political power under the Bush Administration, but I would respectfully disagree. If they had power, they didn't get a whole hell of a lot done with it. They got a few conservative Catholics (hence anti-abortion) judges appointed to the Supreme Court. They got some Federal money diverted to religious charity and educational programs. They got child porn thoroughly outlawed (I would argue that dislike of child molesters and child porn is so widely distributed in our society that you can hardly call it an issue that belongs to any political persuasion, but it's part of religious conservatives' agenda, so I'll give them that).

Other than that, not a whole hell of a lot got done for them. Abortion didn't get outlawed. Roe v. Wade hasn't been struck down ... yet, anyway. The wall between church and state remains intact, except for a few tiny cracks like the Federal funding for faith-based charities mentioned above). Homosexuals are allowed to run free. (OK, they're not yet free to marry, but this is a very recent social conservative battleground and maintaining the status quo on it hardly represents any kind of advance for religious conservatives -- it's more of a holding action.)

Most especially, in terms of censoring every kind of porn except child porn, the social conservatives have been very nearly complete failures. This is partly the result of the accident of history that is known as 911, because prior to 911 the religious conservative Attorney General John Ashcroft was readying a major anti-porn initiative, but then was forced to throw all of DoJ's resources into chasing down actual criminals rather than people who were just too sexy to be allowed to run free.

I'll concede that over the past eight years the social conservatives did a LITTLE more than break even in terms of their goals, but only a LITTLE more. They have had nothing like the power that, say, the mullahs hold in places like Iran and Saudi Arabia. The American social conservatives' wishes do not tend to become law as the mullahs do in their respective countries, but continue to be pretty much ignored.

That said, the Republican Party and most especially its social conservative wing has been solidly opposed to freedom of expression with regard to sexuality for many decades. They've been behind every major censorship initiative the federal government has taken, and quite a few that it hasn't. If there has been on certainty in politics over the last 70 years, it's that social conservatives love to censor and hate sexual imagery.

The social/religious conservatives hate VANILLA sexual imagery, hell, they hate SOFTCORE vanilla sexual imagery. You can IMAGINE how they feel about bondage imagery. (They hate hate HATE it.)

And if they had the kind of power that the mullahs have in their countries, you can be sure that every last bondage-related website webmaster in the country would be either out of business, in jail, or headed that way, along with every last sexually-oriented site webmaster.

So, being a bondage site webmaster and a social conservative are contradictory, to say the least. Basically, you're promoting the agenda of people whose agenda includes putting you in jail.

Un-fricking believable.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Medical Multitasking

"Doctor, what exactly are you planning to fill?"

Conducting dental exams and gynecological exams simultaneously did save lots of time for busy career women, but what with all the different things going on in different places, strapping the vic ... er patients down was necessary for their own safety.

Image courtesty of Bondagerotica sponsor Sex and Submisison.

What Happens When Swimmer's Ear Gets Out Of Control

"Come on in, the water's fi ... OK, it appears to be causing the teensiest mutations ..."

This was the moment when fetish wear officially went Too Far -- October 16, 2008, with the advent of the Barney the Dinosaur fetish hood.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Lisa Edelstein, Bondage Model

"Did she or didn't she -- only her agent knows for sure!"

Top, we have a publicity photo of lovely actress Lisa Edlestein, who's currently become very well known in her starring role as Dr. Cuddy in the successful TV series House. Beneath it we have an image for a collared and gagged woman from a photoset from Bondagerotica sponsor Obviously, Ms. Edlestein modeled for Device Bondage early in her career. Some people might argue that this conclusion is merely the product of a fanciful resemblance between a bondage model and an actress, that to say otherwise would be outlandish.

But I say unto you that if Sandra Bullock can build a time machine in order to go back in time and model for the cover of a Gor novel and if Kyle MacLachlan's father can auction off the Spice Girls' mothers as slaves (both of which I have proved with the same rigor I have proven that Edelstein is a former bondage model) then it is by extension perfectly possible that LIsa Edelstein could have had a past as a bondage model. It only stands to reason.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

What does a girl have to do to deserve this?

Koochie-koochie coo!

Darling strove desperately to remember what she might have done to deserve being tied up so stringently by Midori and then tickled so relentlessly, the rope gag in her mouth rendering her laughter even more unintelligible than most laughter is.

Then she remembered. There had been this. And that. And the other. Especially the other.

I'm not sure of the provenance of this photo, but here is Midori's myspace page (she the tickler). Darling does not appear to have a site, but of course if you type "Darling" and "bondage model" into Google, you'll come out with about a gazillion hits.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I Stole Glori-Anne Gilbert's Breasts!!!

Glori Anne has some great assets as an actress and she isn't afraid to display. Must be her stripper background.

I first encountered Glori-Anne Gilbert when I was looking for a breast. I needed the breast because I was drawing a slavegirl, and the model I was using didn't have a rack large enough to fully express my artistic intent. So I did a Google search and was quite gratified to find that there were quite a few images of breasts on the internet. Most were at the wrong angle, or too small, and a few were too big, but one pair was JUUUST RIIIIIGHT and that one belonged to Glori-Anne Gilbert, who so far as the internet knew, was a popular stripper working in Florida.

Flash forward a couple of years. I'm watching the Sci-Fi Channel. One of my many weaknesses when it comes to culture is their original movies, especially the creature features involving giant lizards, snakes, fish, mosquitoes, etc. I'm watching "Curse of the Komodo Dragon" about an island with a 50-foot long Komodo Dragon happily feeding on tourists and whatnot.

One of the actors in the film looks familiar somehow. Especially the bulges under her crop-top T-shirt. Yes, it's Glori-Anne Gilbert herself, who enlivens the movie with (among other things) a nude swimming scene, which of course the Sci-Fi Channel had to edit out because naked breasts are somehow Evil to some people.

Glori-Anne has since gone on to enliven a number of science fiction B movies (Cry of the Winged Serpent, Komodo vs. Cobra) as well as many Skinamax movies (Busty Cops 2, The Wives of Breastwick.) She's not going to put Meryl Streep out of business anytime soon, but at least she can manage not to smile during a dramatic scene, which puts her well ahead of many Skinamax actresses. Ande her body puts her even farther ahead.

I welcome Glori-Anne Gilbert to the ranks of science fiction B-movie and Skinamax actresses. She has looks that will enliven them all.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Dizzy Blond

Being a trained investigator, the Continental Op could see that the blonde had something on her mind.

Fashion Forward

Everyone agree that her black pearl necklace with matching ballgag was a smashing ensemble.

Image courtesty of Bondagerotica sponsor Sex and Submisison.