Traffic Cone Confidential!

Their passion blazed so brightly that all the peasants had to rebuild their huts from stone since they kept burning the wooden ones down with their animal heat!

The only possible reason why anyone would steal a traffic cone!

Image source: Petgirltrainer.com, of course. Which is apparently a defunct site. Reverse image search turned up a few hits on Eporner but nothing with attribution. GIFs are notoriously hard to do reverse image search with. If you know, sing out in the comments and I will update.