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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Ballgagged Candidate


All hail our new Fearless Leader!

Well it has finally happened. A candidate for public office has finally appeared in a photo, naked and wearing a ballgag. And it's not Anthony Weiner!

What's more it's a young and attractive person (by the standards of politics, admittedly a very, very, very loose standard). Even more surprisingly, it's a female person! (Betcha thought that was the "gotcha!" here, but it's not.)

Of course there IS a "gotcha!" How could there not be? But it's a tiny gotcha -- the woman, Holly-Ann Battye (the God of Scandal Names must love us of late – first Weiner, now this!) is running for a seat in the South Northants Council ward of Cosgrove and Grafton, -- the land is merrie olde England, not the U.S. of A, and the post is similar to being a county commissioner. She is a liberal democrat, which I think by the Greyman's standards means, Ultra Socialist From Hell, but in England is more middle of the road, and what's more the liberal democratic party is sticking by her in her moment of naked fetishness, even after her photos turned up on a Deviant Art page called "Holly the Wolly."

The candidate says she hopes by her unorthodox behavior that she will "bring something new" to Parliament, and perhaps she is right. Generally it is the voters who wind up in metaphorical bondage -- it's a new day of some sort when the politicians wind up in literal bondage. We need more of this in Congress! Every Congressman who tells a verifiable whopper, like Mitt Romney of late, winds up in a ballgag. It wouldn't be sexy, at least to me, but it would be … just!

No, I didnt make this story up. It's for real.

3 comments:

The Greyman said...

You know, I'm not going to say much about this... female, other than to post a link to a different photo of her:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-p4uRzvWp9cQ/TbGipU_BsXI/AAAAAAAAAao/9Ffy_QNP_QM/s1600/Curls_And_Cusses_by_HollyTheWolly.jpg


Pic pretty much explains all you need to know about this piggish, airhead liberal democrat.

`Nuff said, I think.

Pat Powers said...

Now, Greyman, I can go for airheaded, because posing naked in a ballgag while running for public office is totally Asking For It, but no evidence that she is piggish. She may be quite generous!

The Greyman said...

I don't see her doing any worse in the polls by wearing a ball-gag. It'll likely keep her from saying more stupid things.

And, she may well be generous, but what she's likely offering, I want no part of.

Down here, we refer to a gal like this as a "skanky hefer".