Always "Borrow" From the Best

 

Image source: Civitai, of course.

*The second line here is "borrowed" from an episode of "The Simpsons" TV series, specifically, "Homer's Enemy" which is absolutely the best half hour of black humor in the history of television, for my money. In it, we meet Frank Grimes, an industrious and virtuous (but perhaps a little tightly wound) man who, as a result of a disastrous silo explosion had to teach himself to walk, talk and feel pain to recover. His encounter with Homer and his family leads him to give a blistering rant in which he compares his life to Homer's and at one point he says, "You have a beautiful house in a peaceful suburb. I live in a cramped apartment over a bowling alley and under ANOTHER bowling alley!"

And the lesson here is, always steal from the best. Also, watch that episode of "Homer's Enemy" it's fucking hilarious.