A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma

Haley just couldn't figure it out: was he wearing her or was she wearing him? It was like an ancient mystery question such as "If  a tree falls over in the forest, what is the sound of one hand fapping?"

Image source: Haley Spades on Onlytarts.com.

Weird Clothing Fantasy

"No, my Master forbids me to wear clothes most of the time, or to own clothes at all. I just like to come here now and then and fantasize about having laundry to do."

Nikita Bellucci in kink.com video 29353, "French Beauty Anally Fucked In Public."

Fifty Shades of the Big 12

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Error in Translation

Her friends kept telling her never to order from the portion of a Chinese menu written entirely in Chinese because you never knew what you would get. "But that's EXACTLY why I order from the Chinese text!" she had responded. She wished she had ordered TWO of this, kinbuku youyou, or whatever it was. Image source: Fucking Dungeon.com.