A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma

Haley just couldn't figure it out: was he wearing her or was she wearing him? It was like an ancient mystery question such as "If  a tree falls over in the forest, what is the sound of one hand fapping?"

Image source: Haley Spades on Onlytarts.com.

Stuffed Submissive

"When they said I'd be stuffed after dinner this was NOT what I had in mind!" Image source: Sex and Submission.com.
Let's see: "Hand in mouth, check. Butt plug in ass, check! Cock in pussy, check! Hands tied behind, check! Legs tied together, check! Ok, now we gotta slather her in body oil and fuck her for 45 minutes, then she'll be all nice and tender and ready for bed."

ElfXXX -- World of Sexcraft

"How about a nice drowjob, Master?" Image source: Elfxxx site trailer.
Had to happen sooner or later! I was reading the smart posts over at the Erosblog and I noticed and ad for what looked like a sexy video game called Elfxxx.

I checked it out further and realized that somebody has decided to bring the sexy to the World of Warcraft, using those incredibly lifelike Poser 3D animations that just keep getting more and more lifelike. Thus, Elfxxx, a new porn site/game/whatever-the-hell-it-is. Apparently it is the story of a number of hot female elves involved in a war with somebody or other, whose primary response to attacks is to fuck their way out of them.

The Elfxxx site advertises that it has storylines, and has a demo showing some limited ability to control the action in the XXX sex scenes, but there's no indication that players can become a character and get immersed in the game as you can in, say, Second Life Gor.

There's also no indication of sexual bondage, but that may be a sampling error.

Still, it looks like a beautifully realized vision of World of Warcraft with sexy elves doing the sexy sex, and I imagine may prove very attractive to WoW players and other RPG types whose minds turn to the occasional sex fantasy. The sexual killer app that will drive an adult exodus from WoW? I doubt it. But a step in the right direction that MIGHT become such ... very likely!


The farther apart her knees are, the more powerful the spell she casts!