It started this way. An avatar I constructed for the cover of "The Billionaire and the Dancing Girl." Now that Leonardo AI was capable of making decent motion videos, I wanted to see if it could bring our dancing slavegirl to life. And boy, did it!
I was hoping for a beautiful blond with a nice smile and jiggly flesh unudulating hypnotically. Instead I got your mother dancing naked and leering at me as she did the "How I Met Your Father" dance. I could almost see the grubby bills sliding into her G-string. Plus she is wearing a whole lot more clothing than you might have guessed based on her backside. I think Leonardo AI made those clothes up just to annoy me, and also, everything else. Anyway, sorry about your mother.
I gave the same avatar another shot, hoping to improve things. I should have known better. (BTW, I used pretty much the same prompt on all three images her: "Curvy dancer in silks happily sways, hips undulating, arms swirling, veil flowing, a joyful belly dance unfolds."
Leonardo AI presents your mom as the lead in The Exorcist! Only worse. In The Exorcist the possessed girl rotates her head 180 degrees. In this video, it looks kinda like she rotates her head 180 degrees and then rotates her body 180 degrees to match it. Unsettling!
But... I had to try again. Third time does it! Or... does it?
It does NOT does it! It got worse... or better, depending on your tastes. Apparently now Leonardo AI is saying, "Your Mom is SO FAT..." How juvenile. Can we just get some honest porn here?
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