Thanks For A Great Smashwords Summer Sale!

Thanks for a great Smashwords Summer Sale. I am not at liberty to reveal how much I made, but I CAN reveal that my goldfish are going to be eating like goldfish kings! Yeah, THAT kinda money! Also, "Rich Bitch, Prison Bitch" is now perma-free! Enjoy!

Leonardo AI Surprise Video, Deposit Photo AI

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Leonardo AI: What's the term for "beautiful, graceful and physically impossible"?

 

The Leonardo AI avatar that started it all, aka Princess Zindra of "Sword and Submission." The Second Life avatar that started it all was a lot like this, only different. Trust me, bro!

So, with Leonardo AI having significantly upgraded its motion video capabilities, I had to try them out on some of my earlier Leonardo images. And this one cries out for motion! So it got it. By, did it ever.

I gotta say, I never thought I'd see a woman rotate her upper torso 360 degrees without rotating her lower torso, and have it look so beautiful, graceful and... sexy. Has this image awakened something new within me? God, I hope not!

More seriously, I'm sure I'm giving Leonardo AI a bad rap here. Most of the people who use AI videos make many, many iterations before they get what they want. I'm sure a lot of the iterations they get are as bad or worse than the ones I get. But they do the SENSIBLE thing and throw the bad videos out and work hard at developing useful prompts, then show everybody what cool results they get when their prompts work. But I don't do that. Why?

Because some of those bad videos are freaking HILARIOUS!

Leonardo AI Presents Your Mom, Naked and Dancing

 

It started this way. An avatar I constructed for the cover of "The Billionaire and the Dancing Girl." Now that Leonardo AI was capable of making decent motion videos, I wanted to see if it could bring our dancing slavegirl to life. And boy, did it!

I was hoping for a beautiful blond with a nice smile and jiggly flesh unudulating hypnotically. Instead I got your mother dancing naked and leering at me as she did the "How I Met Your Father" dance. I could almost see the grubby bills sliding into her G-string. Plus she is wearing a whole lot more clothing than you might have guessed based on her backside. I think Leonardo AI made those clothes up just to annoy me, and also, everything else. Anyway, sorry about your mother.

I gave the same avatar another shot, hoping to improve things. I should have known better. (BTW, I used pretty much the same prompt on all three images her: "Curvy dancer in silks happily sways, hips undulating, arms swirling, veil flowing, a joyful belly dance unfolds."

Leonardo AI presents your mom as the lead in The Exorcist! Only worse. In The Exorcist the possessed girl rotates her head 180 degrees. In this video, it looks kinda like she rotates her head 180 degrees and then rotates her body 180 degrees to match it. Unsettling! 

But... I had to try again. Third time does it! Or... does it?

It does NOT does it! It got worse... or better, depending on your tastes. Apparently now Leonardo AI is saying, "Your Mom is SO FAT..." How juvenile. Can we just get some honest porn here?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Miss Lola Falana and the Blobular Dancers Present "Prison Bitch 3: The Vegas Spectacular" Featuring Kling AI!

Once again, this wasn't EXACTLY what I intended to get, but I still love it. My prompt was: "One female dancer and several male dancers who are carrying guns leap and gyrate wildly in a smoky club." And I have to admit, I got exactly what I asked for. I mean, faces got blurred, limbs morphed and guns did inexplicable things, but with all the smoke and excited leaping about and hullabaloo it just doesn't matter. To me, anyway. Just more weird fun. Someday this might be a technology, but as for now... 

The image this is based on was the one used in my promo image from yesterday, I just rotated the female figure to a vertical position and painted a bra on her to make Kling AI happy. 

Globular Blobular Nude Dancing!

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Gagged, Harnessed Paga Slut Dances For Masters

How Gorean dancers usually end their dance.
Got some new art up for my Cafe Press T-shirt shop, a Gorean paga slut dancing for free men in the confines of a paga tavern, wearing only a ball gag and a sex harness, not knowing which if any of them will drag her to an alcove and use her. Adds a whole new element to being a waitress!

Coming Soon: A New Book By Pat Powers

Just the cover art for now.