Leonardo AI Motion 2.0 Don't Need No Steenkin' Gravity!

This is how it started. A practically naked Second Life avatar ;photographed in a shallow stream with a luxurious jungle background. It's one of the best Second Life pics I've taken, although the avatar is, well, kinda bug-eyed. But such nice water, such nice jungle foliage, and such nice tanned breasts and a pussy barely covered by a waistcloth. 

So of course I HAD to run it through Leonardo AI and see what I got. What I got was eight iterations that are pretty darned close to this one. A great image, transformed the bug eyes into human eyes that are only slightly wonky, and really creates a lifelike jungle background. The stream is more realisitic than the Second Life stream but lacks the transparency of the SL version and still looks kinda AI-generated. And the more naturalistic hair just isn't as pretty as the SL avatar's hair. Worst of all, it Leonardo put that stupid bikini or one like it on every iteration and shrank those big, beautiful breasts down to a "nice rack" and gave us a granny bikini in place of that tiny wisp of silk. Still, it kept the nice skin tones and made the body more human. But what would happen if I gave it motion?

This happened. Here was my prompt: "Woman rises gracefully from stream, swirling water around her as she dances joyfully, camera slowly panning to reveal lush jungle." This video is clearly nothing like what I asked for. It's as if I asked for, "Woman lying in water is slowly pulled into the air by an invisible force, then is suddenly launched upward at high speed, driving the camera underwater somehow, then the camera resurfaces and see her flung into the trunk of a tall palm tree, then ragdolling as she falls toward the ground." VERY imaginative but it sure as hell wasn't what I asked for. Clearly, Leonardo AI does not understand gravity. Or much of anything in this instance.

Couldn't let it rest there, or course. Tried again with the same image using this prompt hoping to gentle things down: "Woman smiles, waves, then gently dips her hand in the stream. Camera slowly zooms in, focusing on her joyful expression." As you can see it worked a LOT better though I'm unsure why. Probably just random AI malarkey. I do wish the AI hadn't uglified the face, the face on this one is worse than the SL avatar toward the end, though much more human-looking. Lesson learned, whatever it was! 

Leonardo AI: What's the term for "beautiful, graceful and physically impossible"?

 

The Leonardo AI avatar that started it all, aka Princess Zindra of "Sword and Submission." The Second Life avatar that started it all was a lot like this, only different. Trust me, bro!

So, with Leonardo AI having significantly upgraded its motion video capabilities, I had to try them out on some of my earlier Leonardo images. And this one cries out for motion! So it got it. By, did it ever.

I gotta say, I never thought I'd see a woman rotate her upper torso 360 degrees without rotating her lower torso, and have it look so beautiful, graceful and... sexy. Has this image awakened something new within me? God, I hope not!

More seriously, I'm sure I'm giving Leonardo AI a bad rap here. Most of the people who use AI videos make many, many iterations before they get what they want. I'm sure a lot of the iterations they get are as bad or worse than the ones I get. But they do the SENSIBLE thing and throw the bad videos out and work hard at developing useful prompts, then show everybody what cool results they get when their prompts work. But I don't do that. Why?

Because some of those bad videos are freaking HILARIOUS!

Leonardo AI Presents Your Mom, Naked and Dancing

 

It started this way. An avatar I constructed for the cover of "The Billionaire and the Dancing Girl." Now that Leonardo AI was capable of making decent motion videos, I wanted to see if it could bring our dancing slavegirl to life. And boy, did it!

I was hoping for a beautiful blond with a nice smile and jiggly flesh unudulating hypnotically. Instead I got your mother dancing naked and leering at me as she did the "How I Met Your Father" dance. I could almost see the grubby bills sliding into her G-string. Plus she is wearing a whole lot more clothing than you might have guessed based on her backside. I think Leonardo AI made those clothes up just to annoy me, and also, everything else. Anyway, sorry about your mother.

I gave the same avatar another shot, hoping to improve things. I should have known better. (BTW, I used pretty much the same prompt on all three images her: "Curvy dancer in silks happily sways, hips undulating, arms swirling, veil flowing, a joyful belly dance unfolds."

Leonardo AI presents your mom as the lead in The Exorcist! Only worse. In The Exorcist the possessed girl rotates her head 180 degrees. In this video, it looks kinda like she rotates her head 180 degrees and then rotates her body 180 degrees to match it. Unsettling! 

But... I had to try again. Third time does it! Or... does it?

It does NOT does it! It got worse... or better, depending on your tastes. Apparently now Leonardo AI is saying, "Your Mom is SO FAT..." How juvenile. Can we just get some honest porn here?

Leonardo AI Motion 2.0 Blows Away Kling AI Motion Videos

This is how it started, a Second Live avatar tarted up in some slave chains and sporting a ballgag. Very nice, I used it for my book cover. But cartoonish, not what it could be. So I ran it through Leonardo AI to get a more lifelike image and damn did I win! 

Holy crap, Batman! Leonardo AI, without even being asked to in the prompt, removed her ballgag and all her brass bikini accessories and gave her a smoking hot redhead face! I would have been fine with the brass bikini and the ballgag, but whatevs! And this is the image I decided to try out Leonardo AIs new motion 2 image motion generation system on. My prompt was "A woman rises to her feet and dances happily."

Just incredible, a far cry from the Lovecraftian horrors Leonardo AI used to generate when you innocently asked it to convert still images to videos. I've gotten a lot of pleasure from mocking Leonardo AI's feeble excuse for videos, but this video changes EVERYTHING! It doesn't have any problems with morphing. There's some blurring as her hands move, but not a lot of it. But most of all, the nudity remains intact! She's got breasts and a pussy and there's noting covering them. Just a gauzy cover for her butt! And her face is so beautifully conveyed, wonderful smile throughout. What's more, this is the first and only video I generated. A whole new world beckons! But then there's the acid test... is Leonardo AI motion video as good as Kling AI motion videos? Let's find out!

This is a promo video created by Kling AI. I really like it. The motions are realistic, beautiful and not blobular at all. The brests have skimpy covering but that's more than made up for by the wonderful Gainax bouncing the breasts do as she moves. And such a great smile! No wonder I liked this. So I tried recreating a very similiar figure dancing with Leonardo AI.

I used pretty much the same figure for my Leonardo AI motion video, but with a gray background, asking for a dancing woman in a beautiful springtime park in the prompt. The text prompt didn't really work, it put the figure on a stage with a floral decor. But will you LOOK at that skimpy excuse for a bra being strained by those huge breasts doing such very natural looking gainax bouncing! And the hands, so beautifully done. Better than Kling? I think so!

I'll close with this more-or-less random screenshot from the Leonardo AI video above. Wonderful pose, wonderful expression, and look how beautifully and accurately the hands and the one foot are portrayed. Curling so naturally! Kling AI, I kinda hate to say it, but Leonardo AI has made you their bitch.