On Dealing With Baptists

It's bath time for this slave girl! 
Image source: This is Kink.com shoot 1856, "Sasha Sparks" starring Sasha Sparks (being dunked) and Chanta Rose (dunking). Big shout out to Chanta Rose for helping ID the video in the comments below.
This image brings to mind Molly Ivins' famous line, "There's nothing wrong with the Southern Baptists that holding them under the water a little longer couldn't cure!"

If the Southern Baptists Moved to Gor

Julie Newmar as Stupefyin Jones in the Lil Abner movie. Yeah, the Goreans would have had her dancing naked in a tavern for a chance to get used in no time.

If the Southern Baptists came to Gor they would fit right in with regard to their treatment of women (the man is in charge by God's orders) but their religious doctrines would get them in a certain amount of trouble. Because when a Southern Baptist turned the other cheek, a Gorean would simply hit the other cheek. And when the Southern Baptists spoke of the meek inheriting the Earth and the value of being humble, the Goreans would perceive them as weak, and kill them and enslave their women. So it would be a short and unhappy outing for the Southern Baptists. But fun to think about, nonetheless.