If the Southern Baptists Moved to Gor

If the Southern Baptists came to Gor they would fit right in with regard to their treatment of women (the man is in charge by God's orders) but their religious doctrines would get them in a certain amount of trouble. Because when a Southern Baptist turned the other cheek, a Gorean would simply hit the other cheek. And when the Southern Baptists spoke of the meek inheriting the Earth and the value of being humble, the Goreans would perceive them as weak, and kill them and enslave their women. So it would be a short and unhappy outing for the Southern Baptists. But fun to think about, nonetheless.